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Rob · 06-22-2014, 05:58 PM

If I wanted to see a bunch of sweaty guys trying to score for 90 minutes, I'll just take some of my friends to a bar. Soccer is as boring as watching pasta cook. Ain't no one got time for that shit!

mineistaken · 06-22-2014, 06:05 PM

Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer". Why no other people cares to declare things about sports they do not like except handegg fans? This is some kind of phenomena. Complex?

VicMartin · 06-22-2014, 06:06 PM

Shoot yourself clown...

Rob · 06-22-2014, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by VicMartin

Shoot yourself clown...

Which one of us?

VicMartin · 06-22-2014, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Which one of us?

Haha good one.

The Porn Nerd · 06-22-2014, 10:19 PM

No no man you just don't "get it". The strategy, the 'space', the anticipation of a goal so hard to achieve. It's like slow, sensual sex with a buildup to ecstacy! That endless passing is 'strategy' and looking for space. It's not pointless even tho it looks that way...LOL

Sly · 06-22-2014, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer". Why no other people cares to declare things about sports they do not like except handegg fans? This is some kind of phenomena. Complex?

They are almost as annoying as your crying about hand egg. Neither of you are giving the sport a fair shot. I like both.

Sincerely, Evil American.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-22-2014, 10:55 PM

Riveting...

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CurrentlySober · 06-22-2014, 10:59 PM

i like cups of shit...

Jel · 06-22-2014, 11:48 PM

damn, there sure are a lot of ways to announce to everyone you don't understand the rules and tactics of a game.

what's this, method #78 or so this week?

lucas131 · 06-22-2014, 11:51 PM

and thats why there is a big boom of soccer in usa? lol ...

Manfap · 06-23-2014, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

If I wanted to see a bunch of sweaty guys trying to score for 90 minutes, I'll just take some of my friends to a bar. Soccer is as boring as watching pasta cook. Ain't no one got time for that shit!

American sport is so boring you have to stick semiclad girls at the edge to keep people interested.

Baseball.. a day with maybe 1 person hitting the ball.
Whenever I've watched baseball, seems people are more interested in catching the eye of the hotdog seller, than watching the game. World series.. why? where are the teams from the rest of the world?

Handegg.. 3 hours of standing about, 2 minutes of actual running.
Superbowl, Biggest match of the year, yet all people talk about after is the commercials.

Basketball.. do the same thing 100 times a game. boring really fucking boring..

Hockey is good though, just not a great television sport as it's too fast.

The Porn Nerd · 06-23-2014, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

American sport is so boring you have to stick semiclad girls at the edge to keep people interested.

Baseball.. a day with maybe 1 person hitting the ball.
Whenever I've watched baseball, seems people are more interested in catching the eye of the hotdog seller, than watching the game. World series.. why? where are the teams from the rest of the world?

Handegg.. 3 hours of standing about, 2 minutes of actual running.
Superbowl, Biggest match of the year, yet all people talk about after is the commercials.

Basketball.. do the same thing 100 times a game. boring really fucking boring..

Hockey is good though, just not a great television sport as it's too fast.

Baseball is counter-intuitive and the only game without a clock, a goal post or net, and where a pitcher is considered defense. They run counter-clockwise around the bases for God's sake.

EDIT: Baseball USED TO BE great. Nowadays, without steroids and all the absolute BULLSHIT rule changes (like no sliding into the catcher, instant replays and challenges and inter-league play, just to name an annoying few) baseball SUCKS SOCCER BALLS.

John-ACWM · 06-23-2014, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Baseball is counter-intuitive and the only game without a clock, a goal post or net, and where a pitcher is considered defense. They run counter-clockwise around the bases for God's sake.

EDIT: Baseball USED TO BE great. Nowadays, without steroids and all the absolute BULLSHIT rule changes (like no sliding into the catcher, instant replays and challenges and inter-league play, just to name an annoying few) baseball SUCKS SOCCER BALLS.

Good point! And the steroids part kills all the sports

what a great disappointment Armstrong was....

Paully · 06-23-2014, 01:08 AM

Put them all on steroids. I wanna see a 400 pound dude run 100 yards in 4 seconds. Superhuman shit. They get paid enough.

lets see some swimmers with gills and webbed toes. Xman shit. They're just a bunch of pussies now.

michael.kickass · 06-23-2014, 05:33 AM

I think this one is one of the best World Cups ever.

seeandsee · 06-23-2014, 07:33 AM

Fucking clown

bushwacker · 06-23-2014, 08:08 AM

Apparently not too boring for most americans. Last nights U.S. Portugal, game got better ratings than the world series. Soccer (football) is here to stay, it's only going to get bigger and bigger.

Barry-xlovecam · 06-23-2014, 08:15 AM

The World Cup is more action that the PGA golf or Wimbledon tennis ...

Actually, Basketball and Soccer (football to the world) are similar games of stamina and strategy to my thinking but to me it's more interesting to watch my grass grow :P

_Richard_ · 06-23-2014, 08:16 AM

yep, still the best world cup joke

CDSmith · 06-23-2014, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer".

It's payback for what happens every NFL season here from "bored soccer fans" yapping about "handegg".

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Another one clone. It is like some handegg fans has a duty to declare about "boring soccer". Why no other people cares to declare things about sports they do not like except handegg fans? This is some kind of phenomena. Complex?

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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,903	damn, there sure are a lot of ways to announce to everyone you don't understand the rules and tactics of a game. what's this, method #78 or so this week?

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bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	Apparently not too boring for most americans. Last nights U.S. Portugal, game got better ratings than the world series. Soccer (football) is here to stay, it's only going to get bigger and bigger.

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Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	The World Cup is more action that the PGA golf or Wimbledon tennis ... Actually, Basketball and Soccer (football to the world) are similar games of stamina and strategy to my thinking but to me it's more interesting to watch my grass grow :P

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