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wasteland · 10-12-2014, 01:40 PM

God, how times have changed!

http://www.eroticscribes.com/porn-humor-words-collide/

Captain Kawaii · 10-12-2014, 04:37 PM

Funny article. However those are probably better examples of poor translation work than poor original Nihongo.

We work for several Japanese companies editing their Japanese text and translating titles and descriptions and keywords into English. Sometimes its really hard to get the "sexy funny" across in describing a "furting" fetish video but we do our best.

If anyone needs translation of their work into and out of Japanese we can ably assist you. Tokyo based, we are not machine or Filipino translators. We are happy to clean up machine and "nickle a word" translations for less than the cost of you having to give up on your project.

Now back to the "10th Anniversary Scat Tour of Japan" series. Only on volume 20 and I need to catch up. You can actually see the difference in diets between Osaka and Tokyo just by enjoying a few office ladies taking a bathroom break.

wasteland · 10-12-2014, 05:55 PM

Great resource!
Japanese to English and back is never elegant and I look forward to working with you.

Oh, and the cultural thing is always interesting....

http://youtu.be/tyQDT3EZQ2k

Best regards,
Colin

Captain Kawaii · 10-12-2014, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasteland

Great resource!
Japanese to English and back is never elegant and I look forward to working with you.

Oh, and the cultural thing is always interesting....

http://youtu.be/tyQDT3EZQ2k

Best regards,
Colin

Sure. Sometimes when we ask the studio questions about a particular movie...they just giggle nervously. Still trying to translate that.

Youtube...what a player. Pitching Neil Diamond while showing the attack on US military forces. I wonder what Youtube pitches in the overlays on Hiroshima and Nagasaki videos?

Or death camps in Poland? Mars Bars?

Colin, do you know if Steve Osada is still rigging?

wasteland · 10-12-2014, 06:29 PM

Last I heard, Steve was still rigging, but it's been a few years since I heard what he was up to.

On a related note, does anyone know what kind of girls Japanese guys are looking for?
We are getting a lot of Japanese traffic on our new search engine, boodigo.com, but not sure the best offers to put up for them. I know a lot of Western guys like Asians, Indian guys like American gals, but not sure what Japanese guys like.

Thoughts?
Colin

wasteland · 10-12-2014, 06:53 PM

p.s.
Our number one search from Japan in Kanji translates to "mouth exchange". What could that even mean in porn? Kissing? Two girls one cup? So culturally confused here. Lol

$5 submissions · 10-12-2014, 06:59 PM

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wasteland · 10-12-2014, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

All your base are belong to us

Ummmm......
Clarify that a bit?

LeRoy · 10-12-2014, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasteland

p.s.
Our number one search from Japan in Kanji translates to "mouth exchange". What could that even mean in porn? Kissing? Two girls one cup? So culturally confused here. Lol

Yep they like to kiss a lot. Get tongue crazy and make loud slurping sounds.

wasteland · 10-12-2014, 07:12 PM

日本

Learning new things a mile minute here!

oppoten · 10-12-2014, 07:23 PM

It's 2014 and I still don't understand Nippish porn.

I like the groping on trains though.

wasteland · 10-12-2014, 07:46 PM

More Kanji searches. These ones a bit more typical....

フィギュア
Figure

オナニー
Masturbation

エロ
Erotic

まんこ
Pussy

This is all pretty fascinating for a guy in New Hampshire surrounded by pumpkins and apple orchards. We have to drive in to Boston in August to see Japanese people that are tourists, but they are too busy taking in the sites to chat about porn preferences.

Any and all suggestions for offers, Japanese aff programs, etc are so much appreciated for boodigo.com.

Thanks

Captain Kawaii · 10-12-2014, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasteland

Last I heard, Steve was still rigging, but it's been a few years since I heard what he was up to.

On a related note, does anyone know what kind of girls Japanese guys are looking for?
We are getting a lot of Japanese traffic on our new search engine, boodigo.com, but not sure the best offers to put up for them. I know a lot of Western guys like Asians, Indian guys like American gals, but not sure what Japanese guys like.

Thoughts?
Colin

Cute slim blonds usually. Think Eastern Euro girls before they become refrigerators.

Girls have to be super "take home to mom" cute. Hard to find in western porn these days. Most guys I have spoken to consider western porn girls, "beasts." The problem may also be the format you deliver and the billing options. People rarely use credit cards here. Probably membership sites not good. PPV/PPD, DTI related sites are best.

When dealing with internet and the west most have what is called the "sacrifice card".

If its in Kanji may not be Japanese people but foreigners on mobile system. May not be but could be. Its novice level Japanese.

Captain Kawaii · 10-12-2014, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasteland

More Kanji searches. These ones a bit more typical....

フィギュア
Figure

オナニー
Masturbation

エロ
Erotic

まんこ
Pussy

This is all pretty fascinating for a guy in New Hampshire surrounded by pumpkins and apple orchards. We have to drive in to Boston in August to see Japanese people that are tourists, but they are too busy taking in the sites to chat about porn preferences.

Any and all suggestions for offers, Japanese aff programs, etc are so much appreciated for boodigo.com.

Thanks

フィギュア
Figure

This one is the interesting one. They are looking for 3D anime figures. Beautiful girl figurines. Sexy girl figurines. It reminds me of a short lived bukkake trend last year. Nerd guys were buying sexy figurines masturbating on them then uploading the bukkake covered gals pics on their blogs.

If you give us access to the original searches we can tell you more.

There is also
エロ
Erotic or Sexy

With translating Japanese into English its not the mechanics of the word being written but the meaning of the word intended.

Like when I worked in Marrakech. Guys used to ask me "Q'tal Andek?" - "Do you have steel?" Meaning, Do I have a motorbike or wheels.

Captain Kawaii · 10-13-2014, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasteland

p.s.
Our number one search from Japan in Kanji translates to "mouth exchange". What could that even mean in porn? Kissing? Two girls one cup? So culturally confused here. Lol

Show me the Kanji if that's what you have. We can confirm. I think it may be related to ATM

Captain Kawaii · 10-13-2014, 06:44 PM

Boodigo boogie bump

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wasteland Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 672	Great resource! Japanese to English and back is never elegant and I look forward to working with you. Oh, and the cultural thing is always interesting.... http://youtu.be/tyQDT3EZQ2k Best regards, Colin __________________ Colin Rowntree Skype: rowntree2007 Our Affiliate Program: http://www.spicecash.com

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wasteland Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 672	Last I heard, Steve was still rigging, but it's been a few years since I heard what he was up to. On a related note, does anyone know what kind of girls Japanese guys are looking for? We are getting a lot of Japanese traffic on our new search engine, boodigo.com, but not sure the best offers to put up for them. I know a lot of Western guys like Asians, Indian guys like American gals, but not sure what Japanese guys like. Thoughts? Colin __________________ Colin Rowntree Skype: rowntree2007 Our Affiliate Program: http://www.spicecash.com

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wasteland Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 672	p.s. Our number one search from Japan in Kanji translates to "mouth exchange". What could that even mean in porn? Kissing? Two girls one cup? So culturally confused here. Lol __________________ Colin Rowntree Skype: rowntree2007 Our Affiliate Program: http://www.spicecash.com

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Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Funny article. However those are probably better examples of poor translation work than poor original Nihongo. We work for several Japanese companies editing their Japanese text and translating titles and descriptions and keywords into English. Sometimes its really hard to get the "sexy funny" across in describing a "furting" fetish video but we do our best. If anyone needs translation of their work into and out of Japanese we can ably assist you. Tokyo based, we are not machine or Filipino translators. We are happy to clean up machine and "nickle a word" translations for less than the cost of you having to give up on your project. Now back to the "10th Anniversary Scat Tour of Japan" series. Only on volume 20 and I need to catch up. You can actually see the difference in diets between Osaka and Tokyo just by enjoying a few office ladies taking a bathroom break.

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10-12-2014, 07:46 PM	#12
wasteland Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 672	More Kanji searches. These ones a bit more typical.... フィギュア Figure オナニー Masturbation エロ Erotic まんこ Pussy This is all pretty fascinating for a guy in New Hampshire surrounded by pumpkins and apple orchards. We have to drive in to Boston in August to see Japanese people that are tourists, but they are too busy taking in the sites to chat about porn preferences. Any and all suggestions for offers, Japanese aff programs, etc are so much appreciated for boodigo.com. Thanks __________________ Colin Rowntree Skype: rowntree2007 Our Affiliate Program: http://www.spicecash.com

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