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09-22-2014, 12:51 AM | #1 |
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My son has invaded my house with 2 pythons. A boa. A tarantula. And a fucking 6 ft. Iguana dinosaur thing.
The iguana is bigger than my dog with a huge tail whip. His name is Brad. There used to be an Angelina but Brad ate her. I think its time to downsize. |
09-22-2014, 02:34 AM | #2 |
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09-22-2014, 02:53 AM | #3 |
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True story and so un funny.
One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. Another friend died of an overdose. All before age 20. I still have my kids all in one piece .
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09-22-2014, 02:54 AM | #4 |
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09-22-2014, 02:59 AM | #6 |
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Balloon gas and football.
What are you trying to say.
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09-22-2014, 03:00 AM | #7 |
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Do you speak english
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09-22-2014, 03:07 AM | #8 |
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Crazy kids not speaking english. Or he just is shy with pretty girls.
Oh my.
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09-22-2014, 03:08 AM | #9 |
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Say what u mean and mean what u say.
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09-22-2014, 03:20 AM | #10 |
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It's always funny when a leg gets amputated after it's been shot off.
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09-22-2014, 03:28 AM | #11 |
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Do you really think so. I always wondered where bio waste went. Like your afterbirth. Or lipo. Suck the fat out. I gonna keepin it. or maybe sell it it the lardassian family.
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09-22-2014, 08:29 AM | #13 |
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Afterbirth is sexy
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09-22-2014, 08:35 AM | #14 |
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09-22-2014, 08:50 AM | #15 |
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Let me know if you want to kick out Brad the iguana
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09-22-2014, 09:27 AM | #16 |
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What an inspirational role model you must have been for them growing up judging by the results...or perhaps it's just defective DNA...either way congrats on reproducing...it's such a "challenge" and fucking some slut is so difficult.
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09-22-2014, 09:49 AM | #18 |
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I'd invade your ass with a python.
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