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Old 09-22-2014, 12:51 AM   #1
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My son has invaded my house with 2 pythons. A boa. A tarantula. And a fucking 6 ft. Iguana dinosaur thing.

The iguana is bigger than my dog with a huge tail whip.

His name is Brad. There used to be an Angelina but Brad ate her.

I think its time to downsize.
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:34 AM   #2
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:53 AM   #3
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True story and so un funny.

One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. Another friend died of an overdose. All before age 20.

I still have my kids all in one piece .
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:54 AM   #4
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:58 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:59 AM   #6
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Balloon gas and football.

What are you trying to say.
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:00 AM   #7
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:07 AM   #8
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Crazy kids not speaking english. Or he just is shy with pretty girls.

Oh my.
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:08 AM   #9
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:20 AM   #10
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True story and so un funny.

One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. .
It's always funny when a leg gets amputated after it's been shot off.
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:28 AM   #11
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It's always funny when a leg gets amputated after it's been shot off.
Do you really think so. I always wondered where bio waste went. Like your afterbirth. Or lipo. Suck the fat out. I gonna keepin it. or maybe sell it it the lardassian family.
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:34 AM   #12
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Old 09-22-2014, 08:35 AM   #14
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I'd like to fuck your tits.
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Old 09-22-2014, 09:27 AM   #16
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True story and so un funny.

One of his friends shot his leg off and It was amputated. Another friend died of an overdose. All before age 20.

I still have my kids all in one piece .
What an inspirational role model you must have been for them growing up judging by the results...or perhaps it's just defective DNA...either way congrats on reproducing...it's such a "challenge" and fucking some slut is so difficult.
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Do you really think so. I always wondered where bio waste went. Like your afterbirth. Or lipo. Suck the fat out. I gonna keepin it. or maybe sell it it the lardassian family.
Good god...your entire family sounds like bio waste!


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Old 09-22-2014, 09:49 AM   #18
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I'd invade your ass with a python.
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