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myjah · 10-25-2014, 01:38 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Com.../dp/B001G70QW8

What do you think? Would you use this?

edgeprod · 10-25-2014, 01:45 PM

I think our maid uses something similar. I see them in the garbage sometimes. I have no idea what the fuck it is.

420 · 10-25-2014, 01:47 PM

Does it measure the amount of bacteria in your toilet?

Famemonster · 10-25-2014, 01:49 PM

The longer that shit is the better, i say its a good purchase.

edgeprod · 10-25-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Famemonster

The longer that shit is the better, i say its a good purchase.

I just pictured Jill cleaning the toilet from the living room, with an enormous handle.

mineistaken · 10-25-2014, 05:34 PM

After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.

SBJ · 10-25-2014, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.

Same!

This is just the staff trolling the trolls?? cause come on why would you post about a $99 CUP and now a ass wiper for the too fat or disabled..

pornmasta · 10-25-2014, 05:44 PM

whooah it looks too cool, i want the same thing !

420 · 10-25-2014, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I think our maid uses something similar. I see them in the garbage sometimes. I have no idea what the fuck it is.

Does she have really short arms? Minnie says they're for wiping your ass.

WDF · 10-25-2014, 07:12 PM

MrTrollkien · 10-25-2014, 07:15 PM

I bought this for my husband after he had a bad accident to help him feel clean. He uses it every day. Nice item."

Manfap · 10-26-2014, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.

They need a goose.

edgeprod · 10-29-2014, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

Does she have really short arms? Minnie says they're for wiping your ass.

Haha, I think she uses some Clorox wand or something.

F-U-Jimmy · 10-29-2014, 07:47 AM

It's a fat persons ass wiper..

nico-t · 10-29-2014, 08:56 AM

shove it up your ass and post the picture

420 · 10-29-2014, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

Same!

This is just the staff trolling the trolls?? cause come on why would you post about a $99 CUP and now a ass wiper for the too fat or disabled..

She was serious about the cup. Then she started fucking with everyone for fucking with her about the cup.

PAR · 10-29-2014, 09:03 AM

why not just buy a clorox disposable toilet brush..

As for the fat person ass whipper .. That solves one of life's little mysteries...

aka123 · 10-29-2014, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by myjah

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Com.../dp/B001G70QW8

What do you think? Would you use this?

Only if it comes labeled as a official iPhone accessory. And it identifies what it is wiping.

czarina · 10-29-2014, 09:10 AM

A wand to help you wipe your butt? Do you have mobility issues?
Otherwise, hit your local yoga parlor and start stretching and bending. There's no reason why a normal human being couldn't reach his own butt.

PR_Glen · 10-29-2014, 11:45 AM

ass mop for the win! now comes with a curve!

Scott McD · 10-29-2014, 12:16 PM

Erm, no thanks i can wipe my ass unaided thank you very much...

CarlosTheGaucho · 10-29-2014, 12:34 PM

I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package

420 · 10-29-2014, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package

I can only assume that means he recycles the used ones you send him.

CurrentlySober · 10-29-2014, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package

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Originally Posted by 420

I can only assume that means he recycles the used ones you send him.

Nope. The extra reach would indeed be handy... IF I actually wiped it in the first place...

As my dear old Granny used to say... "Waste not, want not"

Why flush all the glorious goodness away when you could still be playing with it a few hours later?

myjah · 10-29-2014, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

She was serious about the cup. Then she started fucking with everyone for fucking with her about the cup.

this

DamianJ · 10-29-2014, 03:41 PM

You're SO good at this.

CourtneyR_FFN · 10-29-2014, 03:49 PM

the fact that there is 383 reviews is depressing.

nico-t · 10-29-2014, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

the fact that there is 383 reviews is depressing.

fat people probably have a problem reaching back to their huge black hole of an asscrack, my guess is because of their jumbo sized armpit flaps.

CourtneyR_FFN · 10-29-2014, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

fat people probably have a problem reaching back to their huge black hole of an asscrack, my guess is because of their jumbo sized armpit flaps.

If you cant wipe your own ass, it's probably time to make some changes.

JFK · 10-29-2014, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Does it measure the amount of bacteria in your toilet?

no , on your tounge

420 · 10-29-2014, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

You're SO good at this.

Thanks, some people might call me a mind reader. What do you think? Is Tommy Vagitarian a good name?

O MARINA · 10-29-2014, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I just pictured Jill cleaning the toilet from the living room, with an enormous handle.

I picture her with a selfie stick instead!!!!

http://www.the85stylepeople.com/407-...d-hot-pink.jpg

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