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Relic 04-21-2017 09:19 AM

Somali Pirates VS Ship's Private Security Guards
 

Relic 04-21-2017 09:24 AM

Somali Cruises - Cruise along Africa's east coast!

mineistaken 04-21-2017 09:25 AM

Pirates could drop their docs and be welcome refugees. As I read - if invader comes to canary island without doc, they can not be deported and are welcomed to leech on Spqnish people dime. Great libby system!

Relic 04-21-2017 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21718108)
Pirates could drop their docs and be welcome refugees. As I read - if invader comes to canary island without doc, they can not be deported and are welcomed to leech on Spqnish people dime. Great libby system!

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Our guarantee
We guarantee adventure
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.
:1orglaugh

OneHungLo 04-21-2017 10:04 AM

love the testimonials :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany


"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA


"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.


"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA

Relic 04-21-2017 10:05 AM

You want to go on a cruise onehunglo?

klinton 04-21-2017 10:23 AM

:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep
just sh.. up the fuck already......:helpme:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21718108)
Pirates could drop their docs and be welcome refugees. As I read - if invader comes to canary island without doc, they can not be deported and are welcomed to leech on Spqnish people dime. Great libby system!


mineistaken 04-21-2017 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 21718273)
:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep
just sh.. up the fuck already......:helpme:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Add me on ignore if you do not like my posts or my repeating things. You are welcome for the tip.

just a punk 04-21-2017 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21718093)

Have seen that already. As about the video cover image... old good AK-47 is AK-47 even in Africa. The image is made on another ship AFAICS ;)

Relic 04-21-2017 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21718303)
Old good AK-47 is AK-47 even in Africa :winkwink:


Bladewire 04-21-2017 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 21718273)
:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep:sleep
just sh.. up the fuck already......:helpme:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The white nationalist movement is all he has and it makes him feel superior to anyone and any country full of judgement and hate.

Notice he NEVER focuses on his own country or actually DOING anything, it's all online projection which is worthless.

Horatio Caine 04-21-2017 10:41 AM

This video makes brassmonkey sad :Oh crap

Relic 04-21-2017 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21718312)
it's all online projection which is worthless.

Only massive hypocrites project.

Relic 04-21-2017 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21718318)
This video makes brassmonkey sad :Oh crap

https://media.giphy.com/media/8fen5LSZcHQ5O/giphy.gif

Bladewire 04-21-2017 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21718321)
Only massive hypocrites project.




Bladewire 04-21-2017 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21718216)
love the testimonials :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany


"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA


"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.


"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA


I like this :thumbsup

Hopefully they're affordable enough for smaller craft, or volunteer to protect them for free on humanitarian grounds. For decades Somali pirates have created so much misery, torture, kidnapping & death all for ransom money. Fuck them!

pimpmaster9000 04-21-2017 10:55 AM

the design of the ships is wrong...they should not make the edges of the ship "grappling hook friendly" and they should install high power water cannons that can be operated by remote with a built in camera...

Relic 04-21-2017 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21718351)
"grappling hook friendly"

Somalian ninjas?

Horatio Caine 04-21-2017 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21718351)
the design of the ships is wrong...they should not make the edges of the ship "grappling hook friendly" and they should install high power water cannons that can be operated by remote with a built in camera...

High voltage barbwire isn't good enough against shelshocked serbs trying to get on board?

bronco67 04-21-2017 12:04 PM

Seen this before, but gives me great joy to watch it again.

klinton 04-21-2017 12:12 PM

the funniest thing is that no sane refugee or economic migrant would like to go and stay in his country.
unless he is a gypsy living there since generations of course.....
its rather the opposite - Slovaks are leaving their own "motherland" for better opportunities....
so yeah, its rather pathetic, hilarious and funny at the same time...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21718312)
The white nationalist movement is all he has and it makes him feel superior to anyone and any country full of judgement and hate.

Notice he NEVER focuses on his own country or actually DOING anything, it's all online projection which is worthless.


klinton 04-21-2017 12:14 PM

that way I would have to put half of gfy on my ignore list..
who knows ? Maybe you will post some valuable info or post once in a blue moon, instead of posting the same shit...again...and again...and again...and again...and again.
and maybe that will make it worthwile to not put you on ignore list for posting the same shit..again..and again...and again...and again.....and again...and again.

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21718294)
Add me on ignore if you do not like my posts or my repeating things. You are welcome for the tip.


bns666 04-21-2017 01:23 PM

:1orglaugh

Relic 04-21-2017 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21718507)
Seen this before, but gives me great joy to watch it again.

Olive branches

Nitzer Ebb 04-21-2017 03:21 PM

Where do I sign up? They don't have to pay me at all. Just the thought of blowing up these porch monkeys gives me boner. :thumbsup

Smut-Talk 04-21-2017 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21718345)
I like this :thumbsup

Hopefully they're affordable enough for smaller craft, or volunteer to protect them for free on humanitarian grounds. For decades Somali pirates have created so much misery, torture, kidnapping & death all for ransom money. Fuck them!

Hate to disappoint you; but it is all the CIA's fault...

Relic 04-21-2017 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 21718999)
Where do I sign up? They don't have to pay me at all. Just the thought of blowing up these porch monkeys gives me boner. :thumbsup

I have had to fight the Somali off here in Multi Cultural hell and I will tell you, they sneak attack and use weapons, just like what you see here, and the only cure is clean headshots. The average IQ is seventy something. The propensity for violence is strong.

Coup 04-21-2017 06:14 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/1noguz.jpg

DraX 04-21-2017 07:01 PM

They must have some kind of salary from the shipping company, anyone know what kind of sums it could be?

Relic 04-21-2017 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup (Post 21719440)

You are yes

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escorpio 04-21-2017 07:24 PM

Those guys get paid to shoot at schwoogies all day long?

https://img.memesuper.com/e45e1536a8...e_474-355.jpeg

Relic 04-21-2017 07:26 PM


dillfly2000 04-21-2017 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21718105)

I love it :1orglaugh

Paul Markham 04-22-2017 03:14 AM

I see a massive opportunity to make money and solve a problem.

Organise tours for gun enthusiasts to go on cruises on ships equipped with more effective guns.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...be89e3e68f.jpg

For the real five-star trips, they get to fire something like this.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VrwLdjjoll...428_mindre.jpg

Of course no guaranty they will get to fire at pirates. If that happens the tourist can fire at floating targets.

Make money and solve a problem. :thumbsup

Comment on the video. They need better guns. :1orglaugh

Google Expert 04-22-2017 04:23 AM

what if the pirates had an RPG, what then?

Busty2 04-22-2017 05:39 AM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...be89e3e68f.jpg



Nice toy GE M134 Mini gun

DeGroat Tactical Armaments, LLC.

Busty2 04-22-2017 05:57 AM

https://gfy.com/members/busty2/albums...ceonecyril.jpg

Horatio Caine 04-22-2017 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21719629)
Those guys get paid to shoot at schwoogies all day long?

https://img.memesuper.com/e45e1536a8...e_474-355.jpeg

some people have all the luck :(

Relic 04-22-2017 10:07 AM



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