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brassmonkey 01-10-2017 03:09 PM

Man Opens Fire on Wife Because She Took a Bite of His Grilled Cheese
 
question is who cooked it?
https://i.imgur.com/GV210EX.jpg

An armed Maryland man incensed that his wife took a bite out of his grilled cheese sandwich held police at bay for three hours after he fired a gun inside the house, authorities said.

Daniel Brian Blackwell, 55, has been charged with attempted murder, assault, reckless endangerment and several firearms violations after he fired four rounds inside his Dundalk house where his wife and three children were about to eat dinner, police said.

The man, who was banned from owning weapons because of previous assault convictions, had 15 guns in his basement - four of them loaded - authorities said.

Blackwell's wife told officers who arrived at the house that her husband shot at her through the kitchen floor after he became angry that she bit into his grilled cheese sandwich.

He fired four rounds at her from the basement, where he was surrounded by ammunition and weapons, according to a statement from Baltimore County Police.

Blackwell's wife and their three teenaged children ran from the home and called 911, police said.

Blackwell barricaded himself in the house for about three hours, and was arrested after he stepped onto the front porch and officers fired pepper balls to subdue him, the statement said.

He is being held for a psychiatric evaluation has not been arraigned, police said.

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EddyTheDog 01-10-2017 03:11 PM

Some things are sacred - Grilled cheese is one of them...

Spunky 01-10-2017 03:13 PM

She won't do that again

SilentKnight 01-10-2017 03:14 PM

Never...never...never...mess with a guy's grilled cheese.

That's just inviting trouble. :Oh crap

onwebcam 01-10-2017 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21441295)
Some things are sacred - Grilled cheese is one of them...

:thumbsup

Bladewire 01-10-2017 03:18 PM

#ThanksDonald

Rochard 01-10-2017 03:21 PM

What kind of cheese was used in the grill cheese sandwich?

EddyTheDog 01-10-2017 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21441325)
What kind of cheese was used in the grill cheese sandwich?

It must have been English Cheddar - Nothing else is worth murdering for...

Brian8377 01-10-2017 03:30 PM

Can you blame him?
Now he will spend the rest of his life in prison. Hope it was worth it

SilentKnight 01-10-2017 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21441298)
She won't do that again

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 01-10-2017 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21441325)
What kind of cheese was used in the grill cheese sandwich?

Smegma.

Probably his own dick cheese.

brassmonkey 01-10-2017 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21441337)
It must have been English Cheddar - Nothing else is worth murdering for...

they sell cheese here it's probably like $800 an ounce :1orglaugh:1orglaugh it's drugs tho :upsidedow

bns666 01-10-2017 03:34 PM


escorpio 01-10-2017 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21441325)
What kind of cheese was used in the grill cheese sandwich?

http://showandprove.info/wp-content/.../11/cheese.jpg

romeo22 01-10-2017 03:50 PM

He does like grilled cheese more than his wife.

Phoenix 01-11-2017 12:18 AM

i can get firing at the wife, but he might have hit his kids

not cool..haha

TCLGirls 01-11-2017 12:20 AM

Thanks NRA

Paul Markham 01-11-2017 12:56 AM

The US, where the insane can buy a gun.

EddyTheDog 01-11-2017 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21442498)
The US, where the insane can buy a gun.

Why did I think you are pro gun?..

Paul_BongaCash 01-11-2017 10:05 AM

It would be funny if it weren't so sad

Bladewire 01-11-2017 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21442498)
The US, where the insane can buy a gun.

He already owned the gun he used.

Black market guns are available in every country on earth. Your insane neighbor could buy a black market gun.

bronco67 01-11-2017 10:33 AM

It looks like this marriage was doomed from the start.

LeMeLiN 01-11-2017 10:43 AM

Bitch get your hands off my sandwich!!!

brassmonkey 01-11-2017 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeMeLiN (Post 21443857)
Bitch get your hands off my sandwich!!!

she must be some fat ass hogg. :2 cents::2 cents: she had enough for the whole family

Barry-xlovecam 01-11-2017 11:43 AM

It was fake cheese!

marlboroack 01-11-2017 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 21444001)
It was fake cheese!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :1orglaugh

Adnium_Ivana 01-11-2017 12:41 PM

Ticking time bomb that was just waiting to go off, and off he went

mineistaken 01-11-2017 12:47 PM

Once I saw the title I knew it was Bwass crime news network thread :)

CDSmith 01-11-2017 12:54 PM

Bitches know just how to push a guy's buttons.

Paul Markham 01-12-2017 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21443740)
He already owned the gun he used.

Black market guns are available in every country on earth. Your insane neighbor could buy a black market gun.

So why not let him buy a nuclear bomb. You logic is insane.

blackmonsters 01-12-2017 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21446017)
So why not let him buy a nuclear bomb. You logic is insane.

Yeah, because a hand gun can blow up a whole city too.

:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 01-12-2017 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21441292)
question is who cooked it?
https://i.imgur.com/GV210EX.jpg

An armed Maryland man incensed that his wife took a bite out of his grilled cheese sandwich held police at bay for three hours after he fired a gun inside the house, authorities said.

Daniel Brian Blackwell, 55, has been charged with attempted murder, assault, reckless endangerment and several firearms violations after he fired four rounds inside his Dundalk house where his wife and three children were about to eat dinner, police said.

The man, who was banned from owning weapons because of previous assault convictions, had 15 guns in his basement - four of them loaded - authorities said.

Blackwell's wife told officers who arrived at the house that her husband shot at her through the kitchen floor after he became angry that she bit into his grilled cheese sandwich.

He fired four rounds at her from the basement, where he was surrounded by ammunition and weapons, according to a statement from Baltimore County Police.

Blackwell's wife and their three teenaged children ran from the home and called 911, police said.

Blackwell barricaded himself in the house for about three hours, and was arrested after he stepped onto the front porch and officers fired pepper balls to subdue him, the statement said.

He is being held for a psychiatric evaluation has not been arraigned, police said.

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Fuck! I'm gonna make me a grilled cheese


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