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Paul Markham 03-15-2012 03:42 AM

Can this old man make an extra $3,000 by doing a bit of work?
 
So as I'm obviously decrepit, stupid, dumb, not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting, and anything but useless to the world. Can I make $3,000 extra in the next 6 months?

This is on top of my current state benefits, that wouldn't keep a mouse alive in the First World.

DamianJ 03-15-2012 03:43 AM

Retirement sucks. I thought the idea was you STOPPED working?

Paul Markham 03-15-2012 03:43 AM

At the moment I'm working on my old laptop via WiFi as all the computers and the server are out being serviced. The server is getting a major overhaul.

So news will follow shortly of how I intend to do this.

Cherry7 03-15-2012 04:00 AM

I am sure $3000 could be raised to stop you posting for 6 months....

wehateporn 03-15-2012 04:03 AM

We can all send traffic to PMT

k0nr4d 03-15-2012 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 18824607)
I am sure $3000 could be raised to stop you posting for 6 months....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh </thread>

ottopottomouse 03-15-2012 04:30 AM

With all your millions I doubt you'd notice an extra £10/day.

DWB 03-15-2012 04:31 AM

Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.

cherrylula 03-15-2012 04:36 AM

what DWB said...

alextokyo 03-15-2012 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18824629)
Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.



Can't teach an old bastard new tricks. Somehow it'll still end up looking like this, then he'll be back to cry about how the lack of sales are everyone else's fault.


http://i43.tinypic.com/33o2jpg.jpg

DVTimes 03-15-2012 04:43 AM

bump for paul

anexsia 03-15-2012 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18824638)
Can't teach an old bastard new tricks. Somehow it'll still end up looking like this, then he'll be back to cry about how the lack of sales are everyone else's fault.


http://i43.tinypic.com/33o2jpg.jpg

I think you meant to put up this one

http://anexsia.net/retro1.jpg

Fletch XXX 03-15-2012 05:24 AM

of course you can paul, do it and show them you can.

DamianJ 03-15-2012 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18824686)
of course you can paul, do it and show them you can.

Damn right! Boasting about making 10 quid a day is well within his means!

L-Pink 03-15-2012 05:30 AM

$16.00 a day? I can make that picking up cans along the highway.

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Paul Markham 03-15-2012 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18824609)
We can all send traffic to PMT


No it will be on www.astral-blue.com

As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

This is how I plan to do it.

Blogs, will start a few. I know some keywords already I want to home in on. Trying to find a good SE term tool. Have found it, need to pay for it now. So will do.

Links from other similar sites to Astral Blue, so if you've a site with retro or UK content hit me up.

And might even submit to a few Tubes.

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

candyflip 03-15-2012 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824778)
Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

If that really was the case, you'd just shut the fuck up and go do it. Instead you post it here and say shit like this. :1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 03-15-2012 06:53 AM

What a horrible way to spend your retirement. Go for a vacation or something instead.

CaptainHowdy 03-15-2012 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18824640)
I think you meant to put up this one

http://anexsia.net/retro1.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

EddyTheDog 03-15-2012 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824588)
So as I'm obviously decrepit, stupid, dumb, not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting, and anything but useless to the world. Can I make $3,000 extra in the next 6 months?

This is on top of my current state benefits, that wouldn't keep a mouse alive in the First World.

Is this a wind up thread???

You are the guy that told me I was a loser for posting stats from one of my sponsors that had about $80 in a few hours from some free crappy traffic I picked up...

Its hard to know what is real on here.

Paul Markham 03-15-2012 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18824797)
Is this a wind up thread???

You are the guy that told me I was a loser for posting stats from one of my sponsors that had about $80 in a few hours from some free crappy traffic I picked up...

Its hard to know what is real on here.

Of course it's a wind up thread. What else would it be?

It was inspired by a few posts on B&B where I offered Damian, a self confessed expert on marketing, the chance to buy a lot of content for a a very good price and he as usual found excuses to not buy. The price was $3,000. So I will now show him and myself, I can make $3,000 in 6 months. If I can do it in 6 months, being so useless and retired. A wonder kid like him or others must be able to do better.

As you all say traffic is king, so all I need is to get some traffic to get some sign ups. What's hard about that?

DamianJ 03-15-2012 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824778)
As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

You keep your server in your house?

Lulz

Also, what exactly do you mean when you say your PCs and server are getting 'serviced'?

Never heard of that term being linked to a computer before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824778)
I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool.

All you will prove is that you can make 16 bucks a day if you spend a little bit of time on a blog or two.

No need to prove that, everyone knows that is not only possible, but laughably easy. Especially with a niche like retro porn.

DamianJ 03-15-2012 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824994)
It was inspired by a few posts on B&B where I offered Damian, a self confessed expert on marketing, the chance to buy a lot of content for a a very good price and he as usual found excuses to not buy.

Why do you constantly lie?

You said you needed money, I offered to buy your site from you, you then refused to show the stats, and dropped the price from 10k to 3k in 2 hours, then changed your mind and said you would sell me the content from the site for 3k.

It's all there on the other forum.

Please, just for a little while, try and stop lying Paul.

alias 03-15-2012 08:54 AM

Responding to trolls & taking their bait can't be good for your health Paul, best of luck anyway though.

Rochard 03-15-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824994)
It was inspired by a few posts on B&B where I offered Damian, a self confessed expert on marketing, the chance to buy a lot of content for a a very good price and he as usual found excuses to not buy. The price was $3,000.

Damian is a smart cookie for passing. Why spend $3k on crappy content to make money when you can just use a sponsor's content - even more so when your content is utterly crappy and looks thirty years old.

Just stick to magic join links.

baddog 03-15-2012 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18824589)
Retirement sucks.

Having tried it once, I agree.

Dirty F 03-15-2012 09:32 AM

God, what a fucking pathetic idiot.

BareBacked 03-15-2012 09:56 AM

$3000 a day?
I say no

DamianJ 03-15-2012 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 18825275)
$3000 a day?
I say no

No, only 16 bucks a day. He has set himself the 'challenge' of making three whole grand over 6 months. Lolsome.

candyflip 03-15-2012 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18825031)
Never heard of that term being linked to a computer before.

Old people who don't buy new computers use the term and the service.

TheSquealer 03-15-2012 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824778)
I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

Obviously not true since you are creating a thread here about it.
:2 cents:

DamianJ 03-15-2012 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18825342)
Old people who don't buy new computers use the term and the service.

Lol, I've googled it now. It seems to consist of running windows update, checking anti virus is up to date and doing a defrag.

lol lol lol

DragonsGirls 03-15-2012 10:36 AM

Hmmm, I spent 20 years in the computer repair and network support arena and my clients referred to getting their computers serviced all the time. It included anything from removing a virus to replacing a motherboard...As far as they were concerned if it wasn't working it needed to be "serviced".

I'm guessing it is more a geographic terminology than anything else. That would have been in those backwards middle states of the USA. (Kansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Missouri, and Iowa)

Paul, I wish your challenge had said 6 weeks...now that would have been fun to watch. 6 months might be like watching the grass grow during a drought.

2intense 03-15-2012 10:38 AM

i support Paula

KillerK 03-15-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824778)
No it will be on www.astral-blue.com

As I said on a shitty old lap top and the main work will start when the server and my computer are back.

This is how I plan to do it.

Blogs, will start a few. I know some keywords already I want to home in on. Trying to find a good SE term tool. Have found it, need to pay for it now. So will do.

Links from other similar sites to Astral Blue, so if you've a site with retro or UK content hit me up.

And might even submit to a few Tubes.

I have to do this to prove to myself and the idiots the old man isn't a complete fool. Again like the shoot for Manwin this is more about me proving to myself rather than the trolls.

What seo tool are you planning to pay for?

DamianJ 03-15-2012 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 18825462)
What seo tool are you planning to pay for?

He posted on another forum that he couldn't install a theme because he has no idea how to alter permissions on a directory. I don't think any SEO tool will help him to be fair!

Bladewire 03-15-2012 11:04 AM

Can this old man make an extra $3,000 by doing a bit of work?
 

candyflip 03-15-2012 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18825382)
Lol, I've googled it now. It seems to consist of running windows update, checking anti virus is up to date and doing a defrag.

lol lol lol

I know someone who does this for a living. Bills $70 for just what you explained. He's backed up with people needing his "service". He makes house calls for a bit more.

jack-exploitedbabysitters 03-15-2012 12:20 PM

old man teen porn get on that jurassic park site, just kidding

Gator 03-15-2012 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 18824607)
I am sure $3000 could be raised to stop you posting for 6 months....

His ego is too big to stop posting.

Just Alex 03-15-2012 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824588)
So as I'm obviously decrepit, stupid, dumb, not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting, and anything but useless to the world. Can I make $3,000 extra in the next 6 months?

This is on top of my current state benefits, that wouldn't keep a mouse alive in the First World.

Start some kind of traffic shop. Its so easy to get traffic.

ilnjscb 03-15-2012 01:44 PM

I'll pay you $100 to teach me lighting techniques without telling me what an idiot I am.

teomaxxx 03-15-2012 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18825031)
All you will prove is that you can make 16 bucks a day if you spend a little bit of time on a blog or two.

No need to prove that, everyone knows that is not only possible, but laughably easy. Especially with a niche like retro porn.

16 bucks a day is easy when you are in game, but such outsider like PM isnt going to make even 10 bucks a day, once his 6 month mission is finished.
Also i am really curious, why he is doing such project, i got an idea that he is financially secured till his last day, now he is bragging on gfy about his 3k project in 6 months, lol.

Shedevils 03-15-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18824629)
Shoot a bunch of realistic looking GF content and whore it out. You'll make the money.

No strobes. No expensive camera. No studio. No assistant. No sets. Just a consumer grade point and shoot and a few cute girls shot in real locations, preferably their own bedrooms.


Some great advice here. All you need is the girls and an IPhone.

I'm certain it would be no problem at all to line up the girls and put together a lucrative business.

DamianJ 03-15-2012 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 18825917)
I'll pay you $100 to teach me lighting techniques without telling me what an idiot I am.

20 bucks

http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Studio-L...1845878&sr=8-1

DamianJ 03-15-2012 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teomaxxx (Post 18825928)
16 bucks a day is easy when you are in game, but such outsider like PM isnt going to make even 10 bucks a day, once his 6 month mission is finished.
Also i am really curious, why he is doing such project, i got an idea that he is financially secured till his last day, now he is bragging on gfy about his 3k project in 6 months, lol.

He made millions, he has pensions from the UK and Pragueland, invalidity benefits etc, all that poor tax payers are having to pay for, and now is thinking 16 bucks a day is impressive.

Makes you wonder where all his money went? He has a small house and an old car.

I don't think he put it up his nose, so what else is there? Gambling?

epitome 03-15-2012 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18825994)
He made millions, he has pensions from the UK and Pragueland, invalidity benefits etc, all that poor tax payers are having to pay for, and now is thinking 16 bucks a day is impressive.

Makes you wonder where all his money went? He has a small house and an old car.

I don't think he put it up his nose, so what else is there? Gambling?

Also remember that depending on the day, he is making $3k or $6k a month from adult still, despite being "retired."

Two pensions, $3-6k a month, a working wife. He has to be making well over $100k a year trolling GFY.

Great gig.

Nicky 03-15-2012 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18824588)
So as I'm obviously not an SEO, design, traffic, blogging, webmastering, shooting

You have me confused. Isn't It those things you really are an expert on??

DamianJ 03-15-2012 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 18826043)
You have me confused. Isn't It those things you really are an expert on??

He's an expert at getting his family to not want to spend any time with him.

Bryan G 03-15-2012 03:01 PM

I'd gladly put some money in if you'd fuck off and take dvtimes with you. Wtf is with the english retards around this place?


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