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Oracle Porn 01-03-2012 06:29 AM

Goa, India
 
Anyone been there? any advice, I'm going soon for a little while, hopefully ill be find squirting liquid poo out of my ass aiming for the hole in the ground.

TrustCash 01-03-2012 06:33 AM

Goa is a haven for backpackers, and thieves. Be wary of strangers. Some of the annoying people who approach you aren't really Indian nationals. So don't dismiss them to be locals.

But the beaches are fine. Good luck!

AnalProbe 01-03-2012 06:37 AM

Was very nice, in the 70s... nowadays, forget it.

Sea is horribly polluted, guys are wanking off looking at your girlfriend, it's too hot, and too touristic, in fact it's not like India at all, except for the cows on the beaches.

Better alternatives during winter months: Cape Town, Perth, Santiago, Buenos Aires

CurrentlySober 01-03-2012 06:39 AM

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Oracle Porn 01-03-2012 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalProbe (Post 18667835)
Was very nice, in the 70s... nowadays, forget it.

Sea is horribly polluted, guys are wanking off looking at your girlfriend, it's too hot, and too touristic, in fact it's not like India at all, except for the cows on the beaches.

Better alternatives during winter months: Cape Town, Perth, Santiago, Buenos Aires

Not planning on staying in Goa the entire trip, so I'm sure I'll be able to see the real "India"

AnalProbe 01-03-2012 06:55 AM

Sri Lanka is very near Goa, much better...

Like India, but cleaned up, great food, great people.

Believe me, I've been to both.


AnalProbe 01-03-2012 07:08 AM

This is where we stayed in Sri Lanka, recommended !

http://www.reefvilla.com/spa.html

Oracle Porn 01-03-2012 07:28 AM

This is not the type of trip I was planning for, I am going solo as a backpacker to enjoy some new experiences and visit beautiful places, live the way I would never live and see what other cultures have to offer, not staying at a fancy hotel getting massages away from local life. I want experience a very high contrast to the way I live my life right now, only if just for a little while :)

Wilsy 01-03-2012 07:39 AM

My friend travels there every year or two and he swears by it he says it is a lovely place you just got to have your wits about you. He highly recommends it as a must visit place

DamianJ 01-03-2012 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18667900)
This is not the type of trip I was planning for, I am going solo as a backpacker to enjoy some new experiences and visit beautiful places, live the way I would never live and see what other cultures have to offer, not staying at a fancy hotel getting massages away from local life. I want experience a very high contrast to the way I live my life right now, only if just for a little while :)

Goa is full of western tourists getting off their faces.

If that is a new experience for you, I'm sure you will love it.

The beaches are beautiful. But it isn't a way to see other cultures and have new experiences.

Caveat: I've not been for 8 years.

Oracle Porn 01-03-2012 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18667957)
Goa is full of western tourists getting off their faces.

If that is a new experience for you, I'm sure you will love it.

The beaches are beautiful. But it isn't a way to see other cultures and have new experiences.

Caveat: I've not been for 8 years.

I'm not planning on staying only in goa.

cooldude7 01-03-2012 08:26 AM

goa is nice place., we are planning a trip in next month to goa.,
its the one of my fav place.,

i like beach and sea.,.,.,.,sand and babes.,

there are few nice beach i dont recall all's name but one of them is

"calangute" beach

CaptainHowdy 01-03-2012 08:30 AM

Beware of the bewarers ...

stag44 01-03-2012 10:32 AM

Go south to Kerala - far far better and prettier than Goa.... Been to Goa, Sri Lanka and Thailand but Kerala by far the nicest...

Kovalam is still a nice place to hang out.. lighthouse beach..

MrBottomTooth 01-03-2012 10:39 AM

Get ready to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

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oscer 01-03-2012 10:52 AM

The food is probably going to be mostly vegetarian .. Remember they will pretend not to know english also

CurrentlySober 01-03-2012 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18668447)
Get ready to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

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CurrentlySober 01-03-2012 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18667821)
hopefully ill be find squirting liquid poo out of my ass aiming for the hole in the ground.

Missed this post too !

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Matyko 01-03-2012 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18667821)
Anyone been there? any advice, I'm going soon for a little while, hopefully ill be find squirting liquid poo out of my ass aiming for the hole in the ground.



Take Care my friend :thumbsup :2 cents: :pimp

And have a Nice Trip! :)

AdultNames 01-03-2012 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AnalProbe (Post 18667835)

Better alternatives during winter months: Cape Town....

Exactly... it's where I am chilling it out right now

Oracle Porn 01-03-2012 03:50 PM

[QUOTE=Jesus H Christ;18668616]
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Anyway, I'd highly suggest renting a houseboat with (new) friends and cruise down Siolim river for a couple days. All you do eat, stop in little village ports, get high, and sleep good as the houseboats are all air conditioned. Make sure you pick the places to stop of you'll pay much more for things as the boat operator gets a kickback. In short, always lead and let them follow.

http://www.melotours.com/images/goah...ewyear-071.jpg
wow this looks really cool, where do I rent those? any places you recommend visiting? also how do I pick up the places to stop? I don't really have plans, I figured when I land there I see what other people are up to and go from there.

$5 submissions 01-03-2012 03:58 PM

They have great trance music. Also, the food is legendary.

INever 01-03-2012 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18668447)
Get ready to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

That is disgusting.

Mr Pheer 01-03-2012 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by INever (Post 18669416)
That is disgusting.

Well, you dont have to wipe your ass.

stonehammer 01-04-2012 01:55 AM

erm

bottled water and lots of it

d-null 01-04-2012 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18669524)
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Finally, most port village Indians will try to sell you hash. As your attorney I highly recommend this if it's mixed with opium. Nothing is better for a true traveler then floating down an Indian river as if you went back in time a 1000 years, baked on hash, full from great food, sliding into your third Scotch, Goan trance music, as you catch the sunset.

isn't this a recipe to getting yourself ripped off, losing your passport or valuables, etc? isn't it wiser on a trip to a faraway country to stay sober and keep your wits?

Paul 01-04-2012 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18669524)
As your attorney I highly recommend this if it's mixed with opium. Nothing is better for a true traveler then floating down an Indian river as if you went back in time a 1000 years, baked on hash, full from great food, sliding into your third Scotch, Goan trance music, as you catch the sunset.

Love the Fear & Loathing reference! :pimp

Is hash legal in India?

DamianJ 01-04-2012 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Coatsy (Post 18669835)

Is hash legal in India?

No VERY illegal and if caught you face, I think, 10 years in prison for 1 gram. There were signs at the airport when I landed warning you of this.

Matyko 01-04-2012 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18669524)
Here is the biggest tip when in GOA. Places, or the "cool" places change way too often and it really depends on what you truly want and the time of year. WTS, my tip is find out where the Israelis or Hungarians are hanging out. You are guaranteed a great/safe time and if you hear a lot of Russian, you're in the wrong place.

When it comes to renting a houseboat there are many places to chose from and they'll most likely find you first as they flyer the crap out of you. Before your rent, tip the guy a few dollars and tell him you'll wait a day or two. This way he'll book your voyage with women, due to you being a lone traveler.

Anyway, depending on your budget, take your time and set it up correctly. View your house boat first, and only pay when you board. Some are old school Goan as others have big screen TV's and air conditioners. You'll want the air conditioned one because it keeps the bugs away when you sleep.

Also, you basically float down the river so if you see a riverside village that looks interesting, just tell them to pull over. All meals are provided and they're huge portions and made fresh when you want. Just be careful when you're eating freshwater crabs or the huge freshwater sweet prawns because odds are, you might be eating a dead Indian by proxy. I thought they were delicious!

Finally, most port village Indians will try to sell you hash. As your attorney I highly recommend this if it's mixed with opium. Nothing is better for a true traveler then floating down an Indian river as if you went back in time a 1000 years, baked on hash, full from great food, sliding into your third Scotch, Goan trance music, as you catch the sunset.

This Review Is Fucking Awesome! :) :thumbsup :2 cents: :pimp

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 01-04-2012 05:25 AM

Beautiful place...

TeenSluts 01-04-2012 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18669844)
No VERY illegal and if caught you face, I think, 10 years in prison for 1 gram. There were signs at the airport when I landed warning you of this.

Nah the cops in goa are corrupt. Pay them

Oracle Porn 01-04-2012 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18669524)
Here is the biggest tip when in GOA. Places, or the "cool" places change way too often and it really depends on what you truly want and the time of year. WTS, my tip is find out where the Israelis or Hungarians are hanging out. You are guaranteed a great/safe time and if you hear a lot of Russian, you're in the wrong place.

Well I'm from Israel, so I guess I'm on the right track :)

Quote:

When it comes to renting a houseboat there are many places to chose from and they'll most likely find you first as they flyer the crap out of you. Before your rent, tip the guy a few dollars and tell him you'll wait a day or two. This way he'll book your voyage with women, due to you being a lone traveler.
My GF is staying home studying, I don't think she would like that.... :error

Quote:

Anyway, depending on your budget, take your time and set it up correctly. View your house boat first, and only pay when you board. Some are old school Goan as others have big screen TV's and air conditioners. You'll want the air conditioned one because it keeps

Also, you basically float down the river so if you see a riverside village that looks interesting, just tell them to pull over. All meals are provided and they're huge portions and made fresh when you want. Just be careful when you're eating freshwater crabs or the huge freshwater sweet prawns because odds are, you might be eating a dead Indian by proxy. I thought they were delicious!
I'll be on the watch for dead indians on my plate.

Quote:

Finally, most port village Indians will try to sell you hash. As your attorney I highly recommend this if it's mixed with opium. Nothing is better for a true traveler then floating down an Indian river as if you went back in time a 1000 years, baked on hash, full from great food, sliding into your third Scotch, Goan trance music, as you catch the sunset.
I'm not a big fan of opium, not a fan at all actually, but I do expect to taste some very good Charas.


P.S. - Thanks for the advice and tips, very helpful :)

Oracle Porn 01-04-2012 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 18669762)
isn't this a recipe to getting yourself ripped off, losing your passport or valuables, etc? isn't it wiser on a trip to a faraway country to stay sober and keep your wits?

if you can't keep yourself together while being high then yes.

martinsc 01-04-2012 07:32 AM

i've heard that it isn't what it was a few years ago....

Sid70 01-04-2012 09:23 AM

a t-shirt, shorts, a pair of flip-flops.... well, some cash .. well kept deep in your ass... that would be it. Ah, and you sweat like a pig all day long when you are not smoking dope.

slapass 01-04-2012 09:26 AM

Go to Ibiza. Better food and music.

Chosen 01-04-2012 11:36 AM

I've been there, it sucks :pimp

Oracle Porn 02-29-2012 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 18670536)
I've been there, it sucks :pimp

It doesn't suck it's just your experience. Very cool place. Anjuna, chapora, arambol. out of Goa is also very good (from my experience). Must visit place. Not for all GFYers though.

EddyTheDog 02-29-2012 03:37 AM

Keep going south and head for Kerala - Its how Goa used to be - The house boat thing is Kerala as well, I don't even think they do that in Goa....


edit: just relised that you have already been and come back - Hope you had a good time...

Jacob[Soft] 02-29-2012 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18788862)
It doesn't suck it's just your experience. Very cool place. Anjuna, chapora, arambol. out of Goa is also very good (from my experience). Must visit place. Not for all GFYers though.

Totally agree, I found GOA for myself pretty good place to visit. It's not ideal but so beautiful and has its own specific.

DWB 02-29-2012 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18668616)
Wrote a detailed post about GOA months back, too lazy to look it up. Hard to understand what you're looking for with little information provided. Anyway, I preferred GOA over the rest of India because you're able to check into a verity of nice hotels to recover.

Plus, due to GOA being a former Portuguese colony the variety of meat protean based foods are just incredible. If you get outside of the major tourist traps, head south and you'll have some of the best and seafood of your life. It's cheap, fresh and simply delicious, especially the real grilled tiger prawns as this is coming from a guy who deals/dealt in the seafood business.

Anyway, I'd highly suggest renting a houseboat with (new) friends and cruise down Siolim river for a couple days. All you do eat, stop in little village ports, get high, and sleep good as the houseboats are all air conditioned. Make sure you pick the places to stop of you'll pay much more for things as the boat operator gets a kickback. In short, always lead and let them follow.

http://www.melotours.com/images/goah...ewyear-071.jpg

Indian people are the most hospitable on the planet to a fault, as the further you go south the more "real" they become as things get cheaper. Again, compared to the rest of India the people in GOA are much more relaxed and not as much poverty stricken comparatively. Your time means absolutely nothing to them and the true core to everything is your money. Due to this they will just about say/do anything to get it even if it's a lie or miss direction. They are masters at problem solving (usually created by them) as they are always the solution. With that said, it's impossible not to like them as they just grow on you.

Cons:

You're gonna get sick no matter how careful you are so stop thinking prevention and more damage control. All the food is made by hand and usually served by hand as cross contamination is normal especially, if your a vegetarian. So bring the right medication with you because nothing is worse being sick looking for it. Also, many products are bootlegged and made in a back alley somewhere so don't think it's safe because of the brand.

Have fun wishing I was you.

That small post was one of the most to the point informative posts I've read in a long time. But I'd expect nothing less from Jesus.

DWB 02-29-2012 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18669524)
Finally, most port village Indians will try to sell you hash. As your attorney I highly recommend this if it's mixed with opium.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RPxbsW3IQJ..._las_vegas.jpg

Matyko 02-29-2012 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18788862)
It doesn't suck it's just your experience. Very cool place. Anjuna, chapora, arambol. out of Goa is also very good (from my experience). Must visit place. Not for all GFYers though.

The traveller arrived back! :) :thumbsup :pimp

Oracle Porn 03-11-2012 04:29 AM

one of the best experiences ive had, might start doing that every year.

Sid70 03-11-2012 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18816135)
one of the best experiences ive had, might start doing that every year.

Got back alive? :)

Post pics!

Captain Kawaii 03-11-2012 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18667900)
This is not the type of trip I was planning for, I am going solo as a backpacker to enjoy some new experiences and visit beautiful places, live the way I would never live and see what other cultures have to offer, not staying at a fancy hotel getting massages away from local life. I want experience a very high contrast to the way I live my life right now, only if just for a little while :)

Fuck Goa man. Its so 1998. Go to Morocco, fly in to Dar Bida (Casablanca) Take a taxi to the bus station, tell em you want to go to Kasbah Tadla, in the Middle Atlas...get there, walk into the market and tell em you are looking for the local brothel...will change you life.

mavruda 03-11-2012 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 18816177)
Fuck Goa man. Its so 1998. Go to Morocco, fly in to Dar Bida (Casablanca) Take a taxi to the bus station, tell em you want to go to Kasbah Tadla, in the Middle Atlas...get there, walk into the market and tell em you are looking for the local brothel...will change you life.

Sounds like a dream vacation - the good way... or you mean the National Geographic way - where they show stories of westerners serving years in jail ? Or "Tabboo" - show ( again on National Geographic where they show guys who recently discovered their other preferences of sexual life...

Captain Kawaii 03-11-2012 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18816187)
Sounds like a dream vacation - the good way... or you mean the National Geographic way - where they show stories of westerners serving years in jail ? Or "Tabboo" - show ( again on National Geographic where they show guys who recently discovered their other preferences of sexual life...

Naw... Morocco is just as "street" as NYC. Dont believe me? Make friends with a Moroccan working at Dunkin Donuts....always one or two on east coast US.

I am speaking hetero only... of course you may have to fight dudes descended from guys who stopped Roman Empire invasion of North Africa...but I'm not worried, I can walk the walk...can you?

Want to live, breathe? feel free? Follow me, or follow the worthless gen to Goa living off daddy's coin.
IN all seriousness I heard Goa is more of a hassle now than before. As previous poster mentioned, scammers, pickpockets..

V_RocKs 03-11-2012 06:38 AM

looks kinky


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