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Old 05-25-2008, 02:43 PM   #1
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Someone interpret this for me?

Can anyone read this?

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Old 05-25-2008, 02:45 PM   #2
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:47 PM   #3
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:00 PM   #4
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Can anyone read this?

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There are divergent ways to advance your webplace for unconfined online. Here are 10 favourably impressive techniques you can start using precisely now.

1. disparage articles or unconfined reports for other webmasters to make public and put your webplacement accost in the by-line. If you can forget about gracious fulfilled, your articles resolution be make publiced and a lot of readers who like your article whim start using your webplacement.

2. plan connection gamble partnership with Webmasters and tabulation owners.

3. Add your ad or webplacement speech to your own email signature. hence, each immediately you send an email, you'll support your own webplace.

4. Start exchanging Links with Other Webmasters. This is another bleeding impressive policy to cause targeted above to your weblocation exempted from of cost.It involves contacting other webmasters for a undoubted element swap partnership.

5. Add a blog to your place and Ping weblogs.com and the other search appliances. Pinging your blogs to the search appliances is the fastest and surest way to get the search appliance robots to drop in on your blog and allure a total of new drop in onors to your web location regularly.

6. Submit your blog speech to divergent blog search places and directories. You can submit your blog's URL to webplaces such as hahahahahahahahahaha, Daypop, Popdex and Blogdex.

7. Start creating RSS silages for your place and submit the support URLs to the bigger RSS silage directories online.

8. change an busy talk abouter. Try to go your talk abouts on the blogs that you drop in on regularly. Most of the talk about systems also take care of a way for you to renounce a element in dire straits to your blog or webplacement which begs a stop in at the bleeding least.

9. If you judge to deliver anything wordinged up, exhale your web accost on it. You can im your URL on responsibility cards, leaflets, stickers, etc.

10. Add your own web accost to your forum bottom line signature. Each on occasion you function or sympathize with to questions, your ad liking be displayed. If you can assign respectable and gainful capacity in forums, people who go entirely your threads liking also certainly out out your weblocation .
Looks like a poorly translated article on promoting a website.

1. Write informative articles and allow other webmasters to publish them for free, and make sure to have your site name and link in the by-line. If readers like your article, which will be widely published, then they will visit your website.

2. I really have no clue what this means, but it's probably as worthless as a 15 second video on Red Tube.

3. Place a web advertisement or link in your email signature so that email recipients will know about it, visit it, and hopefully tell others about it.

4. Exchange links with other webmasters. This is an inexpensive way to drive targeted traffic to your website. You will need to contact other webmasters and form partnerships for this.

5. Add a blog to your website and ping weblog.com and other blog search engines. Pinging these blog search engines is a surefire way to have your website spidered and attract a fresh crop of visitors.

6. Submit your blog to different search engines and directories.

7. Create an RSS feed for your blog and website and submit these links to RSS feed aggregators.

8. Leave comments on other blogs that you visit regularly. Most of the commenting systems on these blogs allows you to link to a blog post of your own which will siphon or attract readers.

9. Be sure to include your web address on any printed materials such as business cards, brochures, and leaflets.

10. If you're a member of any forums, be sure to include a link to your website in your signature. During the course of conversation in threads, other readers will see the link and if you act well enough, you will attract followers who will not only look for your threads specifically, but also attend your website.

You should try some of these tips on your websites, Mr. Lightspeed
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:03 PM   #5
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Old 05-25-2008, 05:12 PM   #6
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I can't believe you took the time!

Ok, here is a question from my Ambush Interview, translated from English to Russian and back.

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Question #5
Why and when did you start Lightspeed?

I was running my own programming/consulting company, and I started Lightspeed in 1999 as a hobby. I wish I had started much earlier, maybe if my highschool guidance counselor would have been smarter: "Well, let's see. You like COMPUTERS and you like PORN... I know the perfect job for you!" My wife Shannon had a lot to do with the beginning of Lightspeed too. I used to kid her that if we ever got divorced, I was going to move to LA to produce porn. She said "We don't need to be divorced for you to do that!" She is an amazing person, I don't think many women could put up with my lifestyle. Running Lightspeed has never really been about the money for me. I really wanted to do something fun with my life. I was such a computer nerd in school, and in my 20's, I never really had FUN. I thought life was about the pursuit of money and career goals. I think starting Lightspeed was my response to an early mid-life crisis for me. Also, I was a avid porn viewer and web surfer. In 99 there were only a few really good websites, and mostly disappointing ones. I wanted to see if I could do it better. I was inspired by ATK, Karups, TNV, and a couple others. Ls-University.com was my first site. It was a labor of love. I worked on it every day with no help. I did every job from recruiting models, shooting, webmastering, customer service, and accounting. It just kept growing until it was making enough money to completely close my programming company. In spring of 2000, I walked away from a career that I'd been building for 13 years to do this full time. I don't miss my old life one bit. I'm glad I was in a position to chase my dream.


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reads like something spit out of one of those 'spun content' generators...
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its lots of fun when you get them guys who cant speak english contacting you on icq and using online translators.. I purposly fuck up my sentences and throw in some extra words and see what they reply with.. one night I was crying from laughing so hard.
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My brain has exploded... Steve lucky for me I have a significant other who doesn't mind helping me out... she's given me quit a few good ideas for sites just by surfing haha
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Traditional Chinese version Question #5 and why when do you start Lightspeed?

I manage me to program or the Consultant firm, and I started to take the hobby in 1999 Lightspeed. I wished me to start early, possible, if my highschool taught that consultant could be more intelligent: " Then, let' s seeing. You like the computer, and you like the pornography… I know your perfect work! " My wife Shannon has many is also does with the Lightspeed beginning. I once cheated she, if we obtained the divorce, I planned that moves to LA to the product pornography. She said " Our don' t needs to divorce, for you can make that! " She is an astonishing person, I don' t thought that many women possibly endure patiently my life style. Runs Lightspeed never truly is about mine money. I want to make something and my life pleasure truly. I am this kind of computer bookworm in the school and my 20' ; s, I truly have never obtained the pleasure. I thought that the life is about to the money and the enterprise goal pursue. I thought that starts Lightspeed is I responds me to one next morning mid-life crisis. And, I am one hanker after the pornographic viewer and the network surfrider. In 99 have main these which only some truly good websites and disappoint. I want to look that I possibly am whether better make it. I by ATK, Karups, TNV and husbands and wives inspire other. Ls-University.com is the my first stand. It is the hobby. I worked every day have not helped regarding this. I have done from absorption model each work, the fire, webmastering, the customer service and thought. It continues to grow, until it makes the company which the enough money closes me to program completely. In spring's in 2000, I have exceeded I' easily; Enterprise; Is the d building makes 13 years this entire when. My don' t misses me always to live. I' Happy m I pursue my dream.
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8. change an busy talk abouter. Try to go your talk abouts on the blogs that you drop in on regularly. Most of the talk about systems also take care of a way for you to renounce a element in dire straits to your blog or webplacement which begs a stop in at the bleeding least.
WTF??????
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I like this one better hehe

Question #5
Why an' when did ya start Lightspeed?

I wuz running muh ma fuckin own programming/consulting company, an' I started Lightspeed in 1999 as uh hobby. I wish I had started much earlier, maybe if muh ma fuckin highschool guidance counselor would gots been smarter: "Well, let'ssee. You like COMPUTERS an' ya like PORN... I know da perfect job fo' ya!" My wife Shannon had uh lot ta do wiff da beginning o' Lightspeed too. I used ta kid her dat if we's ever got divorced, I wuz going ta move ta LA ta produce porn. She said "We don' need ta be divorced fo' ya ta do dat!" She iz an amazing person, I don' th'o't many biAtchez could put up wiff muh ma fuckin lifestyle. Running Lightspeed has never really been about da money fo' me. I really wanted ta do sumfin fun wiff muh ma fuckin life. I wuz such uh geekbox nerd in skoo, an' in muh ma fuckin 20 's, I never really had FUN. I thought life wuz about da pursuit o' money an' career goals. I th'o't starting Lightspeed wuz muh ma fuckin response ta an early mid-life crisis fo' me. Also, I wuz uh avid porn viewer an' web surfer. In 99 dere wuz only uh few really pimp-tight websites, an' mostly disappointing ones. I wanted ta see if I could do it bettah. I wuz inspired by ATK, Karups, TNV, an' uh couple others. Ls-University.com wuz muh ma fuckin first site. It wuz uh labor o' love. I worked on it every day wiff nahh he`p. I did every job from recruiting models, shooting, webmastering, customer service, an' accounting. It just kept growing until it wuz making enough money ta completely close muh ma fuckin programming company. In spring o' 2000, I walked away from uh career dat I'd been building fo' 13 years ta do dis here full tyme. I don' miss muh ma fuckin old life one bit. I'm glad I wuz in uh position ta chase muh ma fuckin dream.

an dat boil on mah ass.
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mm my take is that someone is playing around with article spinners
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Question #5
Why an' when did ya start Lightspeed?

I wuz running muh ma fuckin own programming/consulting company, an' I started Lightspeed in 1999 as uh hobby. I wish I had started much earlier, maybe if muh ma fuckin highschool guidance counselor would gots been smarter: "Well, let'ssee. You like COMPUTERS an' ya like PORN... I know da perfect job fo' ya!" My wife Shannon had uh lot ta do wiff da beginning o' Lightspeed too. I used ta kid her dat if we's ever got divorced, I wuz going ta move ta LA ta produce porn. She said "We don' need ta be divorced fo' ya ta do dat!" She iz an amazing person, I don' th'o't many biAtchez could put up wiff muh ma fuckin lifestyle. Running Lightspeed has never really been about da money fo' me. I really wanted ta do sumfin fun wiff muh ma fuckin life. I wuz such uh geekbox nerd in skoo, an' in muh ma fuckin 20 's, I never really had FUN. I thought life wuz about da pursuit o' money an' career goals. I th'o't starting Lightspeed wuz muh ma fuckin response ta an early mid-life crisis fo' me. Also, I wuz uh avid porn viewer an' web surfer. In 99 dere wuz only uh few really pimp-tight websites, an' mostly disappointing ones. I wanted ta see if I could do it bettah. I wuz inspired by ATK, Karups, TNV, an' uh couple others. Ls-University.com wuz muh ma fuckin first site. It wuz uh labor o' love. I worked on it every day wiff nahh he`p. I did every job from recruiting models, shooting, webmastering, customer service, an' accounting. It just kept growing until it wuz making enough money ta completely close muh ma fuckin programming company. In spring o' 2000, I walked away from uh career dat I'd been building fo' 13 years ta do dis here full tyme. I don' miss muh ma fuckin old life one bit. I'm glad I wuz in uh position ta chase muh ma fuckin dream.

an dat boil on mah ass.
I am on the floor here!
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