SteveLightspeed

Can anyone read this?

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Fucksakes

Its even harder with that ass shaking away.

SteveLightspeed

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Sands

Looks like a poorly translated article on promoting a website.

1. Write informative articles and allow other webmasters to publish them for free, and make sure to have your site name and link in the by-line. If readers like your article, which will be widely published, then they will visit your website.

2. I really have no clue what this means, but it's probably as worthless as a 15 second video on Red Tube.

3. Place a web advertisement or link in your email signature so that email recipients will know about it, visit it, and hopefully tell others about it.

4. Exchange links with other webmasters. This is an inexpensive way to drive targeted traffic to your website. You will need to contact other webmasters and form partnerships for this.

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6. Submit your blog to different search engines and directories.

7. Create an RSS feed for your blog and website and submit these links to RSS feed aggregators.

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You should try some of these tips on your websites, Mr. Lightspeed

payd2purv

That is fucked up.

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SteveLightspeed

I can't believe you took the time!

Ok, here is a question from my Ambush Interview, translated from English to Russian and back.

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Question #5
Why and when did you start Lightspeed?

I was running my own programming/consulting company, and I started Lightspeed in 1999 as a hobby. I wish I had started much earlier, maybe if my highschool guidance counselor would have been smarter: "Well, let's see. You like COMPUTERS and you like PORN... I know the perfect job for you!" My wife Shannon had a lot to do with the beginning of Lightspeed too. I used to kid her that if we ever got divorced, I was going to move to LA to produce porn. She said "We don't need to be divorced for you to do that!" She is an amazing person, I don't think many women could put up with my lifestyle. Running Lightspeed has never really been about the money for me. I really wanted to do something fun with my life. I was such a computer nerd in school, and in my 20's, I never really had FUN. I thought life was about the pursuit of money and career goals. I think starting Lightspeed was my response to an early mid-life crisis for me. Also, I was a avid porn viewer and web surfer. In 99 there were only a few really good websites, and mostly disappointing ones. I wanted to see if I could do it better. I was inspired by ATK, Karups, TNV, and a couple others. Ls-University.com was my first site. It was a labor of love. I worked on it every day with no help. I did every job from recruiting models, shooting, webmastering, customer service, and accounting. It just kept growing until it was making enough money to completely close my programming company. In spring of 2000, I walked away from a career that I'd been building for 13 years to do this full time. I don't miss my old life one bit. I'm glad I was in a position to chase my dream.


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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

reads like something spit out of one of those 'spun content' generators...

Fucksakes

its lots of fun when you get them guys who cant speak english contacting you on icq and using online translators.. I purposly fuck up my sentences and throw in some extra words and see what they reply with.. one night I was crying from laughing so hard.

Iron Fist

My brain has exploded... Steve lucky for me I have a significant other who doesn't mind helping me out... she's given me quit a few good ideas for sites just by surfing haha

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SteveLightspeed

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SteveLightspeed

Traditional Chinese and back

Traditional Chinese version Question #5 and why when do you start Lightspeed?

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Monique Niccole

WTF??????

wyldblyss

I like this one better hehe

Question #5
Why an' when did ya start Lightspeed?

I wuz running muh ma fuckin own programming/consulting company, an' I started Lightspeed in 1999 as uh hobby. I wish I had started much earlier, maybe if muh ma fuckin highschool guidance counselor would gots been smarter: "Well, let'ssee. You like COMPUTERS an' ya like PORN... I know da perfect job fo' ya!" My wife Shannon had uh lot ta do wiff da beginning o' Lightspeed too. I used ta kid her dat if we's ever got divorced, I wuz going ta move ta LA ta produce porn. She said "We don' need ta be divorced fo' ya ta do dat!" She iz an amazing person, I don' th'o't many biAtchez could put up wiff muh ma fuckin lifestyle. Running Lightspeed has never really been about da money fo' me. I really wanted ta do sumfin fun wiff muh ma fuckin life. I wuz such uh geekbox nerd in skoo, an' in muh ma fuckin 20 's, I never really had FUN. I thought life wuz about da pursuit o' money an' career goals. I th'o't starting Lightspeed wuz muh ma fuckin response ta an early mid-life crisis fo' me. Also, I wuz uh avid porn viewer an' web surfer. In 99 dere wuz only uh few really pimp-tight websites, an' mostly disappointing ones. I wanted ta see if I could do it bettah. I wuz inspired by ATK, Karups, TNV, an' uh couple others. Ls-University.com wuz muh ma fuckin first site. It wuz uh labor o' love. I worked on it every day wiff nahh he`p. I did every job from recruiting models, shooting, webmastering, customer service, an' accounting. It just kept growing until it wuz making enough money ta completely close muh ma fuckin programming company. In spring o' 2000, I walked away from uh career dat I'd been building fo' 13 years ta do dis here full tyme. I don' miss muh ma fuckin old life one bit. I'm glad I wuz in uh position ta chase muh ma fuckin dream.

an dat boil on mah ass.

qxm

mm my take is that someone is playing around with article spinners

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papill0n

looks like its been run thru a content spinner

IllTestYourGirls

is this the new generation of morphing rss feeds?

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SteveLightspeed

I am on the floor here!

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