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02-19-2018, 12:19 PM | #1 |
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KFC is running out of chicken across the U.K
KFC is running out of ... chicken? The fast food chain has been forced to temporarily close hundreds of restaurants in the United Kingdom after a logistics snafu stopped chicken deliveries. About 800 of the company's roughly 900 locations in Britain were closed as of midday on Monday. Some had opened for business by the afternoon, according to the company's website. KFC, which is owned by Taco Bell and Pizza Hut parent Yum! (YUM), said the chicken shortage had been caused by a "couple of teething problems" with its new delivery partner, DHL (DPW). "We won't compromise on quality, so no deliveries has meant some of our restaurants are closed, and others are operating a limited menu, or shortened hours," KFC said in a statement. DHL acknowledged that a number of its deliveries had been "incomplete or delayed" because of "operational issues." The logistics company said it was working with KFC to solve the problem. KFC switched suppliers from Bidvest Logistics to DHL last Wednesday. Bidvest said that from its perspective, the transition had been "seamless." Franchisees operate 95% of KFC's outlets in the U.K. The company said in a statement that it would pay its staff as normal, and it was encouraging franchisees to do the same. KFC said it is too early to say how long it would take to restore normal service. KFC chicken shortage hits hundreds of U.K. restaurants - Feb. 19, 2018
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02-19-2018, 12:28 PM | #2 |
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02-19-2018, 12:31 PM | #3 |
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Yeah, I apologize... I just got a little hungry...
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02-19-2018, 12:35 PM | #4 |
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Would be good to see KFC close permanently
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02-19-2018, 12:43 PM | #5 |
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KFC isn't even real food. it's like fake food that a huge multinational corporation creates as cheap as possible that our bodies are somehow able to digest and shit out
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02-19-2018, 12:43 PM | #6 |
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I went to a chicken farm when I was a kid once.... Tens of thousands of chickens in a single "barn". It was interesting....
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02-19-2018, 12:46 PM | #7 |
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They should start taxing it like cigarettes or at the very least have a Surgeon General's warning on the building.
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02-19-2018, 12:55 PM | #8 |
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lmao, The Boondocks quite predicted this...
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02-19-2018, 03:26 PM | #9 |
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bludgeon some pigeons..market as mini or teacup chicken....problem solved
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02-19-2018, 04:10 PM | #10 | |
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so a chicken leg or a breast of chicken covered in southern fried coating isn´t real, it´s fake... this BS
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02-19-2018, 05:10 PM | #11 |
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junk fried chicken anyway
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02-19-2018, 05:27 PM | #12 |
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They tried to go cheap on shipping with DHL.
thats what they get. KFC is fucking nasty
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02-19-2018, 08:39 PM | #13 |
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What? No racist jokes yet? GFY is slippin'...
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02-19-2018, 08:42 PM | #14 |
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You can always count on the good ol' lefties to stoke the flames like you mark
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02-19-2018, 10:20 PM | #15 |
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Popeye's is better anyway..
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02-19-2018, 10:32 PM | #16 |
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Kind of like how you're not a real person. You're just an asshole pretending to be a worse asshole. But you're still an asshole either way.
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02-19-2018, 10:45 PM | #17 |
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02-19-2018, 11:08 PM | #18 |
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02-20-2018, 03:59 AM | #19 |
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Great news from such a reliable source. Keep it up and stay informed.
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02-20-2018, 04:57 AM | #20 |
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This is good news.
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02-20-2018, 10:05 AM | #21 |
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Africans enriched UK to such levels that KFC went out of the food.
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