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Old 01-20-2018, 02:24 PM   #1
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Man tries to order burrito from bank, gets charged with DUI



PRING HILL, Fla. - Police in Florida arrested a 28-year-old man on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol after authorities said he attempted to order a burrito from a Bank of America after confusing it for a Taco Bell, according to multiple reports.


Records from the Hernando County Sheriff?s Office show authorities arrested Douglas Jon Francisco, 28, on Wednesday.

The manager of the Bank of America branch on Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill, Martin Claussen, called authorities Wednesday afternoon after he said he found a blue Hyundai in the bank?s drive-up bank lane with a man who appeared to be passed out inside, WTSP reported.

Claussen said he had to bang on the car window several times before Francisco awoke, according to the Tampa Bay Times. When Francisco saw the bank manager, deputies said he tried to order a burrito.

Deputies: Man tries to order burrito from bank, gets charged with DUI | WSB-TV
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:28 PM   #2
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Too bad for him he didn't try to go to a Taco Bell and deposit some cash.
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:31 PM   #4
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Too bad for him he didn't try to go to a Taco Bell and deposit some cash.
Of course when he got hungry he probably would have still ended up at the bank.
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Man tries to order burrito from bank, gets charged with DUI



PRING HILL, Fla. - Police in Florida arrested a 28-year-old man on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol after authorities said he attempted to order a burrito from a Bank of America after confusing it for a Taco Bell, according to multiple reports.


Records from the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office show authorities arrested Douglas Jon Francisco, 28, on Wednesday.

The manager of the Bank of America branch on Mariner Boulevard in Spring Hill, Martin Claussen, called authorities Wednesday afternoon after he said he found a blue Hyundai in the bank’s drive-up bank lane with a man who appeared to be passed out inside, WTSP reported.

Claussen said he had to bang on the car window several times before Francisco awoke, according to the Tampa Bay Times. When Francisco saw the bank manager, deputies said he tried to order a burrito.

Deputies: Man tries to order burrito from bank, gets charged with DUI | WSB-TV
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