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Old 10-10-2017, 06:28 PM   #1
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Fucking Montreal Roads!!!!!!

Since the 1970s this damn city has been slowly sliding in to the shit hole. Well tonight I'm finally making it official that the slide is over and this city is absolutely in the shit. I just spent $3k rebuilding and repairing the front suspension on a 65 Barracuda and fucking construction site pothole (or whatever someone wants to call it) did a number on the car. The bitch is that I've already sold the car and the guy is expecting delivery this weekend.

The taxes are a nightmare, the traffic problems are insane, the NFB are mother fucking assholes and city hall is a bunch of fat self-absorbed cunts that want me to get rid of my wood burning stove!

Even the female talent is now scrapping the bottom of the piercing tattoo green hair barrel.
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Old 10-10-2017, 07:33 PM   #2
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It ain't just Montreal.

Road maintenance and infrastructure is crumbling all over. I've had to sink bucks into suspension work here in Niagara as well. Potholes, washboards...sunken sewer grates - it's brutal.
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Old 10-10-2017, 08:41 PM   #3
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For once I agree with you.

Montreal's roads are the worst in the entire country. Try driving a sports car around with sport suspension and listen to your car fall apart around you thanks to the shittiest of roads.

The worst is that the city blames winter for it, while all the roadways around the island are near pristine.

Check this out:

Montreal has 53,000 Potholes (as of March 6 2017)
A whole lot of holes: Montreal roads have 53,000 potholes | CTV Montreal News

Montreal, Quebec Ranked #1 For Most Potholes In The World
https://www.mtlblog.com/news/montrea...s-in-the-world

Even worse, if you damage your car because of a pothole, you can't claim it. The law which was recently changed to make it even harder for motorists, say that you have to prove that the pothole must have already been reported, AND, you have to prove that nothing was done about it. What the fuck.
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Old 10-10-2017, 09:24 PM   #4
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Montreal roads are terrible. On everything else you said:

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Since the 1970s this damn city has been slowly sliding in to the shit hole.
It has its problems, but I like it!

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The taxes are a nightmare,
Taxation is tough, but they also give you lots of right-offs and chances. If you owe less than they claim, they give you all kinds of chances to prove it. Don't fuck around and you'll be fine.

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the traffic problems are insane,
Do like smart people do: Take the metro. If you must drive, drive to a metro station. If you get stuck in traffic thanks to construction it's your fault. Services exist that tell you where construction is going on, and where slowdowns are occurring. Plus, you work online, don't you? What are you complaining about?

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the NFB are mother fucking assholes
Why ?

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and city hall is a bunch of fat self-absorbed cunts that want me to get rid of my wood burning stove!
Your wood burning stove, as romantic as it is, pollutes like hell, damages the lungs of all living things that smell the smoke, is inefficient, and dangerous. Times are changing - time to get rid of it. Get over it.

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Even the female talent is now scrapping the bottom of the piercing tattoo green hair barrel.
The ones who will talk to you, maybe. Montreal is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Go hit Crescent Street, or St. Lawrence Street, or Griffentown, or any music festival, even just downtown on any day of the week.

Or for the ultimate in Montreal girl-viewing, check out the Gran Prix parties.

Or if you're lazy, just do a google image search for "Montreal women" and enjoy.
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Old 10-11-2017, 02:25 AM   #5
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Montreal roads are terrible. On everything else you said:



It has its problems, but I like it!



Taxation is tough, but they also give you lots of right-offs and chances. If you owe less than they claim, they give you all kinds of chances to prove it. Don't fuck around and you'll be fine.



Do like smart people do: Take the metro. If you must drive, drive to a metro station. If you get stuck in traffic thanks to construction it's your fault. Services exist that tell you where construction is going on, and where slowdowns are occurring. Plus, you work online, don't you? What are you complaining about?



Why ?



Your wood burning stove, as romantic as it is, pollutes like hell, damages the lungs of all living things that smell the smoke, is inefficient, and dangerous. Times are changing - time to get rid of it. Get over it.



The ones who will talk to you, maybe. Montreal is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Go hit Crescent Street, or St. Lawrence Street, or Griffentown, or any music festival, even just downtown on any day of the week.

Or for the ultimate in Montreal girl-viewing, check out the Gran Prix parties.

Or if you're lazy, just do a google image search for "Montreal women" and enjoy.
You just couldn't leave it at agreeing with me on the roads. LOL Alright I'll play along lol

1. I'm never going to ride the metro - No damn fucking way will I be an old man needing public transport
2. I don't keep my money in Canada
3. I don't give a shit what you or anyone else thinks of my wood burning stove
4. My "online work" is really only a small part of what I do and most of that involves cars not porn
5. I have someone shooting for me in Toronto
6. I'm with a woman that's less than 1/3 of my age and we're going to have a baby. - SO TOP THAT!
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