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Old 10-01-2017, 01:59 AM   #1
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Fly anywhere in the word 1st class for free!

Etihad Introduces Fly Now Pay Later Scheme - LADbible

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Old 10-01-2017, 03:32 AM   #2
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"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"
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Old 10-01-2017, 03:57 AM   #3
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"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"
Yeah, but thats cool really. People die everyday, even healthy people. Just drop dead for no reason. Unfortunate that he was a pilot, but that was just bad luck...

Speaking of the laws of averages, whats the chance of it happening again with the same airline? Virtually none, or equally as much as on any other flight on any other airline... Just depends which way around you choose to look at it

Don't let a tragic accident get in the way of your chance to totally rip off a multi million dollar company for tens of thousands in ticket fees... You may not find another airline prepared to make such an easily abusable offer.
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:02 AM   #4
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i guess you better go to aviation school first lol
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Old 10-01-2017, 04:30 AM   #5
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Yeah, but thats cool really. People die everyday, even healthy people. Just drop dead for no reason. Unfortunate that he was a pilot, but that was just bad luck...

Speaking of the laws of averages, whats the chance of it happening again with the same airline? Virtually none, or equally as much as on any other flight on any other airline... Just depends which way around you choose to look at it

Don't let a tragic accident get in the way of your chance to totally rip off a multi million dollar company for tens of thousands in ticket fees... You may not find another airline prepared to make such an easily abusable offer.

"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

... but the missing sentence.

"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam. For the eighth time this month cockpit windows have exploded resulting in the suffocating of 12 flight crew and 37 passengers, investigations are continuing." Etihad Airways did not respond to our questions as under Abu Dhabi laws they are exempt from any prosecution or investigation.
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Old 10-01-2017, 05:08 AM   #6
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You have a powerful imagination. Whereas I, have an empty wallet... I'd still like to scam the flight...
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Old 10-01-2017, 05:12 AM   #7
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"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

... but the missing sentence.

"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam. For the eighth time this month cockpit windows have exploded resulting in the suffocating of 12 flight crew and 37 passengers, investigations are continuing." Etihad Airways did not respond to our questions as under Abu Dhabi laws they are exempt from any prosecution or investigation.
Why then are they allowed to operate as an international airline?
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Old 10-01-2017, 07:30 AM   #8
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wonder how many oap´s will take advantage of this legit offer... especially if some know they have only a year or 2 to live
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Old 10-01-2017, 07:34 AM   #9
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Why then are they allowed to operate as an international airline?
when using another airspace, that air space is paid for by that flight...


money´s money with those tycoons


but yes, as they´re flying in international space, then you would expect international laws to be policy
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Old 10-03-2017, 05:02 AM   #10
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you still have to pay eventually
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