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HairyChick · 09-30-2017, 06:14 PM

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath?. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

If you don't get it, try again. I'm sure someone will inevitably explain it ... which will make it a lot less funny.

baddog · 09-30-2017, 07:24 PM

And that is why there are very few successful female comedians. Can you tell the joke without messing it up?

sarettah · 09-30-2017, 07:31 PM

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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HairyChick · 09-30-2017, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

And that is why there are very few successful female comedians. Can you tell the joke without messing it up?

I think there were and are plenty of successful comedians. I'm not in a position to "tell" it to many so no, I can't without messing it up. I'm sure many, many other females can tell it just fine.

You seem angered. Didn't you get it quickly or are you mad at the world over it?

bronco67 · 09-30-2017, 09:18 PM

I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

desmoines · 09-30-2017, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

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nice

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desmoines · 09-30-2017, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

they are making a follow-up to the move

takes place 30 years later, i think, with the kids all grown up

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PaperstreetWinston · 10-02-2017, 04:11 AM

I see what you did there! :D :D :D

NewNick · 10-02-2017, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't know if you'll find too many Mary Poppins fans here.

I dont know....you'd be surprised.

HairyChick · 10-02-2017, 05:41 PM

I remember Dick Van Dyke dancing on a rooftop, singing, and Julie Andrews wearing odd clothing. Oh and the song.

When I read sarettah's comment, I said wtf, then the song ran through my mind. Duh!

Kids' movie and stories back then were seemingly nonsensical but had a hidden meaning. Might sound dumb now but as a kid, those movies and a twenty-five cent box of popcorn made our Saturday special

AndyA · 10-03-2017, 04:02 AM

now that was a good one

Paul Markham · 10-03-2017, 05:24 AM

I get it and it's mildly amusing.

2MuchMark · 10-03-2017, 06:14 AM

Thanks for the joke!

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HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	I remember Dick Van Dyke dancing on a rooftop, singing, and Julie Andrews wearing odd clothing. Oh and the song. When I read sarettah's comment, I said wtf, then the song ran through my mind. Duh! Kids' movie and stories back then were seemingly nonsensical but had a hidden meaning. Might sound dumb now but as a kid, those movies and a twenty-five cent box of popcorn made our Saturday special __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

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