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Old 09-26-2017, 11:18 AM   #1
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Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..
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Old 09-26-2017, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old 09-26-2017, 11:42 AM   #3
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Old 09-26-2017, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 09-27-2017, 09:18 AM   #5
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