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Old 09-22-2017, 09:13 AM   #1
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2 People Show Up For iPhone 8 Launch in China

This Is Embarrassing





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Old 09-22-2017, 09:14 AM   #2
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Old 09-22-2017, 09:25 AM   #3
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:02 AM   #4
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Thay ALL got a genuine knock offs weeks ago..
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:04 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:11 AM   #6
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the 3 security guards make it even more funny... outnumbering the customers
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:23 AM   #7
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Of course there's no one lining up for this phone. I'm a fanboy (shocker) but Apple really goofed this time.

The iPhone 7 is a really, really good phone. Very fast, great camera, etc, and it was expensive to buy last fall.

The iPhone 8 has some cool new features: New glass design, better camera (wow!), faster cpu, wireless charging, but ... meh! So what? My iphone 7 is still freaking awesome without these new features so as an iPhone 7 user, I don't feel the need to upgrade yet.

The other goof Apple dun did was announce the iPhone X coming out in November. If I really wanted to buy a new phone right now, I would wait until the X came out, even if it was too expensive and I wanted to compare the 2 in my hands. What's an extra 40 days or so?

And plus, to be really honest, it doesn't even look that cool or that different from the 7's. This apple fanboy gives it a single "Meh" out of 2 Meh's.

Of course I will still go to the Apple store to check it out, but I know I won't buy it until I stupidly break my current phone.

I loves-me my Apple products, but no boner this time.
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I have the 7Plus 256GB Jet Black model $969
Upgrading to the 8Plus 256GB model at $949 kinda pointless as nobody wants to buy a new model and have it not be the new model a month later so most will wait for the X.
Gonna wait for the X version 256GB Silver at $1149

Chinese wouldn't need to buy one since they can just steal an iphone part everyday from the assembly line and build their own at home. I should get a temporary job at the factory a few weeks before launch and do the same.

iPhone X will be the most Superior phone ever, Samsung 8+, Note 8 probably start on fire again.

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Old 09-22-2017, 10:49 AM   #9
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i never understood these idiots that wait in line, who is that excited they can't just wait?
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It's genius. When the X drops it is going to be consumer mayhem like the world has never seen.
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Same thing in Pasadena, CA and apparently around the country.
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i never understood these idiots that wait in line, who is that excited they can't just wait?

Ask the one in this thread
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:47 AM   #14
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I got me-self Samsung S7 Galaxy Edge a couple years ago and never looked back. 2 SIMs or extra 64gb mem card. Iphone by comparison just keeps fucking their shit up.

That reminds me to order another one, for future use. Cause i hate that they removed the physical HOME button on the S8 model.
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That reminds me to order another one, for future use. Cause i hate that they removed the physical HOME button on the S8 model.
Probably the only reason for anyone to order the iPhone 8 or 8+ as well instead of waiting for the X, they still have the home button on them.

Think the only thing I don't dig on the X is the notch.

I've eyeballed the Samsung 8+ and Note 8 just in case the X supply is like a crazy wait time. I usually stay up late and order online on launch date but think this year demand will be higher than the normal high due to most bypassing the 8 and 8+ for the X. Find out on 10/27 if they have the supply to meet demand.
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i never understood these idiots that wait in line, who is that excited they can't just wait?
children. And Apple fans.
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This apple fanboy gives it a single "Meh" out of 2 Meh's.

I loves-me my Apple products, but no boner this time.
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while still not many, this is BS, there´s people already inside shopping




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Phone frenzy: expect Hong Kong’s iPhone 8 queues to be around the block | South China Morning Post
You don't understand English, do you?

The headline says to expect crowds as they show you photos from previous releases.

Morning news showed zero lines in the states.

No wonder you suck cock for a living; too stupid to do anything else.
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Same thing in Pasadena, CA and apparently around the country.
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You don't understand English, do you?

The headline says to expect crowds as they show you photos from previous releases.

Morning news showed zero lines in the stated.

No wonder you suck cock for a living; too stupid to do anything else.
Hey quick question, what's it like always having the smallest dick in the room? I've always wondered what losers like you suffer with such a disfigurement.



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He quick question, what's it like always having the smallest dick in the room? I've always wondered what losers like you suffer with such a disfigurement.

the 'small cock' insult - always a zinger!


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He quick question, what's it like always having the smallest dick in the room? I've always wondered what losers like you suffer with such a disfigurement.



Unlike you, I don't typically hang out with a bunch of guys that have their dicks out; but just in case, I tend to associate with the Irish so I don't have to worry about it.
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..now imagine this sick idiot is actually raising a kid
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..now imagine this sick idiot is actually raising a kid
Ooooh someone's jealous I can procreate and it can't

You can always tell the GFY gutter scum they bring up people's kids like only trash can
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I suck cock because I enjoy it, unlike yourself, thinking about sucking cock just because you´re an idiot...



Over a hundred queue up for South East Asia's first Apple Store iPhone launch - HardwareZone.com.sg


In the sun, they insist it could be nothing to do with people turning away from Apple, but simply because many are awaiting the release of the X...





https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/451826...ent-this-year/

if you can feel something buzzing in your brain, it could be the sound of your suck cock comment back firing on you

as said... less queues than any other iphone, but with the X coming out, you would have thought no queues, however, as you can see from the images above, there was still queuing and the op used images of BS...



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The other goof Apple dun did was announce the iPhone X coming out in November. If I really wanted to buy a new phone right now, I would wait until the X came out, even if it was too expensive and I wanted to compare the 2 in my hands. What's an extra 40 days or so?
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i never understood these idiots that wait in line, who is that excited they can't just wait?
Me either. I never waited in line to buy anything like a phone.

I used to wait in line (and loved it) to see movies like Star Trek. 2-3 hours was never a problem if I knew I could get seats in the sweet spot. Today I just buy reserved seats.

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Think the only thing I don't dig on the X is the notch.
Me too. It would be so much cooler if the notch wasn't there and the glass wrapped around the edge. Probably one day it will be all glass.

As for Apple, I wouldn't worry about them. Go into any Apple store any time and its cram-jammed full of shoppers. I think iPhone 8 may turn out to be a dud, but X might sell well despite the high price.
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Me too. It would be so much cooler if the notch wasn't there and the glass wrapped around the edge. Probably one day it will be all glass.
That notch is the only reason I've even looked at the Samsung Note 8 but thinking I'll probably still go with the iPhone X 256GB in Silver.
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