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Old 09-15-2017, 09:00 AM   #1
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Fucking GATE LICE
My neighbors are SO STUPID that they are like gate lice but without even being at an airport
They just are gate lice of life
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:05 AM   #2
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And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:07 AM   #3
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And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.
Same here
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:11 AM   #4
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And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.

The gate lice people will sometimes just crowd everything into hell and be trying to board with some other group and etc
It's why they're like head lice but for plane gates instead of hair
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:12 AM   #5
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I am good at boarding first before everyone else at times using a secret trick
I have not flown a whole lot but I'm good at it
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:43 AM   #6
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if you're not in priority or business, why not wait until the line dies down before boarding?

no need to deal with the "gate lice" (had to look it up on urban dictionary) and it's not like you're gonna lose your seat
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:40 PM   #7
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And that is why I travel priority boarding or business class usually.
Gate lice are the ones who block those passengers...

If you said "that is why I do not travel priority" (because due to gate lice you do not have that much benefit that may make more sense
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:42 PM   #8
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I am good at boarding first before everyone else at times using a secret trick
I have not flown a whole lot but I'm good at it
faking being crippled, like all the hindus ?
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Old 09-15-2017, 05:02 PM   #9
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if you're not in priority or business, why not wait until the line dies down before boarding?

no need to deal with the "gate lice" (had to look it up on urban dictionary) and it's not like you're gonna lose your seat
The issue is not losing your seat, its that most airlines run out of overhead storage for carry on luggage. Which means you end up having to check your bag. If the fucker who bring 6 pieces of carry-on followed the rules there would be room and it follows no need to rush to get to your set. I fly 6-10 times a month, when i used to fly cattle class i always had this issue, its worth the extra for business to avoid these issues and not have to sit next to some smelly fat ass who continually munches food during the flight.
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Old 09-15-2017, 05:22 PM   #10
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faking being crippled, like all the hindus ?
Why would it make sense to do as much as fake being crippled just to board first? If anything, boarding last would be better (less time on the plane, more time in nicer space of airport).
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Old 09-15-2017, 05:24 PM   #11
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If the fucker who bring 6 pieces of carry-on followed the rules there would be room
How the fuck don't boarding crew stop these? It seems like they are responsible for not enforcing the rules and making problems for other passangers.
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Old 09-15-2017, 05:35 PM   #12
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How the fuck don't boarding crew stop these? It seems like they are responsible for not enforcing the rules and making problems for other passangers.
Agree 100%
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not have to sit next to some smelly fat ass who continually munches food during the flight.
While I resemble that remark, I cunt fit in an airline seat, nor a4d a ticket...
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:14 AM   #14
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faking being crippled, like all the hindus ?
No no I don't do that I am just charming and smarter than most people
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Thank you, sir, for that unsolicited testimonial.
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Thank you, sir, for that unsolicited testimonial.
You are very welcome, I am a nice person
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:28 PM   #18
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No no I don't do that I am just charming and smarter than most people
You're smarter and more charming than gate lice?

Congrats to the winners!
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You are very welcome, I am a nice person
Redd Foxx had a lot of heart attacks
But at least he meant them all when he ended
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You're smarter and more charming than gate lice?

Congrats to the winners!

What an insult
It didn't make as much sense as I initially thought
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