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Old 09-09-2017, 05:58 PM   #1
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Looking for a DIVORCE lawyer?

This divorce attorney's business card sure is clever

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Old 09-09-2017, 08:45 PM   #2
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Can't represent both parties; maybe clever, not economic.
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Old 09-09-2017, 09:02 PM   #3
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Can't represent both parties; maybe clever, not economic.
Good marketing is not economic?
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Old 09-09-2017, 09:07 PM   #4
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Good marketing is not economic?
I have him blocked, his reply you posted reminds me why
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Old 09-09-2017, 09:21 PM   #5
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Old 09-09-2017, 09:41 PM   #6
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Good marketing is not economic?
How does a business card that is easily torn equate to good marketing?
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Amazing how they login the same random times, all the time, to support his cause...
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Old 09-10-2017, 02:50 AM   #8
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Make that money, player!
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Old 09-10-2017, 07:13 AM   #9
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How does a business card that is easily torn equate to good marketing?
It got him millions of free views on social media and it is a good idea to give both parties your card because even if he is representing a single party he can refer the other party and score comission...
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Old 09-10-2017, 08:41 AM   #10
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Old 09-10-2017, 02:11 PM   #11
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It got people talking
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hahaha, super creative :P
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why to get marry in the first place
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Old 09-11-2017, 11:56 AM   #14
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why to get marry in the first place
1) MARRIAGE IS A FINANCIAL TRANSACTION

This is the most common mistake people make.

People will say, "you are too cynical."

No I'm not. I love being in a long-term relationship. I live for it.

But very specifically, marriage is a legal arrangement. What it means is:

- if I die, you get to share in my estate if I have any and if I've made no other recourse.

- you can share my medical benefits, depending on where i work and what country I live in.

- you make decisions if I am injured enough that I can't represent myself.

- if we have kids and we are married, then whoever makes more will have some financial responsibility. Although just having kids is enough for that.

- depending on the state, if we are married and get divorced then each state has rules for how assets are divided.

Most of the above can be handled with contracts so that a divorce can unwind without interference from the government or a judge. Otherwise you get married not only to your spouse but to the government.

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It's important, again, to recognise that "marriage" and "relationship" are not the same. This is not cynical. This is the law.

2) DON'T ASK 'WHY?'

When something bad happened in my marriage, I think I spent too much time asking, "Why did this happen?"

There are no answers. There is no truthful answer to why. And it happened. It can't be undone. Why does not make When not exist.

3) NOBODY WINS AN ARGUMENT

"But he's wrong!" "But you're wrong!"

This doesn't matter. There is no winner once a voice is raised. Knowing this is the difference between a relationship that survives until tomorrow and a relationship that dissolves tonight.

4) YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE OTHER PERSON

A good relationship depends on the relationship you have with yourself. You have to love yourself to know how to love others.

Else, fear will crop up too much. Fear that someone will leave you. Or do something you don't want them to do.

You can only change yourself in this regard by having more self-esteem.

If you try to change the other person, why were you with them in the first place? For hope that they would change? You liked some things but not others?

It's hard enough to change yourself. How can you hope to survive if you have to change both yourself and someone entirely different from you.

5) RELATIONSHIPS DON'T HAVE TO LAST FOREVER TO BE WORTH IT

I have two kids with my first wife. I love them.

I hope every relationship I am in lasts forever. I am a sucker for monogamy and commitment.

But the reality is, most relationship don't last forever. And some large percentage of marriages end in divorce.

Government, religion, culture, and family, program us to think that we fail when a marriage fails.

But many legal contracts go awry and have to be rewritten. And sometimes people grow apart.

Often growth is considered a good thing. Except when it means that a relationship might have been "out"-grown.

Don't fall for that myth.
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Old 09-11-2017, 02:15 PM   #15
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1) MARRIAGE IS A FINANCIAL TRANSACTION

This is the most common mistake people make.

People will say, "you are too cynical."

No I'm not. I love being in a long-term relationship. I live for it.

But very specifically, marriage is a legal arrangement. What it means is:

- if I die, you get to share in my estate if I have any and if I've made no other recourse.

- you can share my medical benefits, depending on where i work and what country I live in.

- you make decisions if I am injured enough that I can't represent myself.

- if we have kids and we are married, then whoever makes more will have some financial responsibility. Although just having kids is enough for that.

- depending on the state, if we are married and get divorced then each state has rules for how assets are divided.

Most of the above can be handled with contracts so that a divorce can unwind without interference from the government or a judge. Otherwise you get married not only to your spouse but to the government.

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It's important, again, to recognise that "marriage" and "relationship" are not the same. This is not cynical. This is the law.

2) DON'T ASK 'WHY?'

When something bad happened in my marriage, I think I spent too much time asking, "Why did this happen?"

There are no answers. There is no truthful answer to why. And it happened. It can't be undone. Why does not make When not exist.

3) NOBODY WINS AN ARGUMENT

"But he's wrong!" "But you're wrong!"

This doesn't matter. There is no winner once a voice is raised. Knowing this is the difference between a relationship that survives until tomorrow and a relationship that dissolves tonight.

4) YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE OTHER PERSON

A good relationship depends on the relationship you have with yourself. You have to love yourself to know how to love others.

Else, fear will crop up too much. Fear that someone will leave you. Or do something you don't want them to do.

You can only change yourself in this regard by having more self-esteem.

If you try to change the other person, why were you with them in the first place? For hope that they would change? You liked some things but not others?

It's hard enough to change yourself. How can you hope to survive if you have to change both yourself and someone entirely different from you.

5) RELATIONSHIPS DON'T HAVE TO LAST FOREVER TO BE WORTH IT

I have two kids with my first wife. I love them.

I hope every relationship I am in lasts forever. I am a sucker for monogamy and commitment.

But the reality is, most relationship don't last forever. And some large percentage of marriages end in divorce.

Government, religion, culture, and family, program us to think that we fail when a marriage fails.

But many legal contracts go awry and have to be rewritten. And sometimes people grow apart.

Often growth is considered a good thing. Except when it means that a relationship might have been "out"-grown.

Don't fall for that myth.
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