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Barry-xlovecam · 07-31-2017, 06:18 AM

Time for a new initiative FORTRESS AMERICA!

Tell the American people -- you know, the ones with the red-hats with the MAGA moniker (that you sold and got a royalty of $0.50 per hat on);

The Trump is going to build a FORTRESS AMERICA! for the American people. I will build the greatest sea canal ever built -- it will be called, are you ready for this -- The Great Mexican Canal. The canal will connect the Pacific and Atlantic oceans --WOW folks, just WOW.
I will, as commander-in-chief, recall all of the US Navy Fleets and station the US Fleets 500 miles off US shores and defend the United States from all foreign invaders. I will dispatch three US Navy aircraft carrier task forces to The Great Mexican Canal to enforce the US border with Mexico so no more Mexican criminals and rapists can enter FORTRESS AMERICA AGAIN -- EVER!
Oh yeah, to that other fat gut kid in North Korea: I can turn your ridiculous country into a glass parking lot in 20 minutes -- think about that! I am appointing Robert Mueller as my chief negotiator to North Korea -- effective IMMEDIATELY! ...and sending him to Pyongyang International Airport ( and I won't do anything if you splash his plane -- promise. )

And you can help too -- buy a red hat (I need the money for my legal defense fund) and talk to me nice on Twitter -- I need your support.

/s/ The REAL Donald J Chump, your orange leader and head buffoon.

07-31-2017, 06:18 AM	#1
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	Fortress America -- Trump Reloaded v2.0 Time for a new initiative FORTRESS AMERICA! Tell the American people -- you know, the ones with the red-hats with the MAGA moniker (that you sold and got a royalty of $0.50 per hat on); The Trump is going to build a FORTRESS AMERICA! for the American people. I will build the greatest sea canal ever built -- it will be called, are you ready for this -- The Great Mexican Canal. The canal will connect the Pacific and Atlantic oceans --WOW folks, just WOW. I will, as commander-in-chief, recall all of the US Navy Fleets and station the US Fleets 500 miles off US shores and defend the United States from all foreign invaders. I will dispatch three US Navy aircraft carrier task forces to The Great Mexican Canal to enforce the US border with Mexico so no more Mexican criminals and rapists can enter FORTRESS AMERICA AGAIN -- EVER! Oh yeah, to that other fat gut kid in North Korea: I can turn your ridiculous country into a glass parking lot in 20 minutes -- think about that! I am appointing Robert Mueller as my chief negotiator to North Korea -- effective IMMEDIATELY! ...and sending him to Pyongyang International Airport ( and I won't do anything if you splash his plane -- promise. ) And you can help too -- buy a red hat (I need the money for my legal defense fund) and talk to me nice on Twitter -- I need your support. /s/ The REAL Donald J Chump, your orange leader and head buffoon.