Leaving GFY for 30 days...I am trying out Christianity - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 06-17-2017, 07:58 PM

Sorry good people of GFY but for the next 30 days you will not be blessed with my insightful and uplifting posts as I will be praying to Jesus, treating my body like a temple, following God's commandments, reading scripture daily, and living a Christ-like existence.

I used to pray to Jesus as a 5 year old boy when I used to still sometimes wet the bed and I had 100% success. Seriously every time I prayed about it I woke up with a dry bed. Was this placebo or was it divine intervention? While I currently do not have a problem with wetting the bed I do obviously have some other personal issues.

See you guys in 30 days. I will report back my results! Remember I will be praying for all of you.

oppoten · 06-17-2017, 08:21 PM

It won't be fashionable to mock Christianity for much longer. Jewish godlessness has not made the West a better place.

Enjoy it while you can

VikingMan · 06-17-2017, 08:56 PM

oppoten ya big grump I will be praying for you as well.

oppoten · 06-17-2017, 08:58 PM

thanks man, I appreciate it

ilnjscb · 06-17-2017, 09:09 PM

I can't wait to see what cool 30 day thing you do next

SBJ · 06-17-2017, 09:13 PM

Good luck with that

Bladewire · 06-17-2017, 09:27 PM

Back in jail again eh?

Unpaid child support? Unpaid ticket? Gonna get stinky the hot summer month of July

Fill us in when you get back and post pics of you celly

JFK · 06-18-2017, 02:16 AM

Bless you !

Paul Markham · 06-18-2017, 03:28 AM

Jesus was a failure. His mission was to teach the Jews.

crockett · 06-18-2017, 06:57 AM

Perhaps you just need a new job..

Grapesoda · 06-18-2017, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oppoten

It won't be fashionable to mock Christianity for much longer. Jewish godlessness has not made the West a better place.

Enjoy it while you can

... you do know that culture in the west is based on Greek and Jewish culture right? even fucking Islam is based on Judaism lol!!

CurrentlySober · 06-18-2017, 08:57 AM

Before I went to bed as a child, I prayed that god would give me the strength to piss and shit the bed at night... I was usually successful

MatureKing · 06-18-2017, 09:33 AM

I don't get it, how it helps us. Anyway you can go, we will try survive as usual

06-17-2017, 07:58 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,323	Leaving GFY for 30 days...I am trying out Christianity Sorry good people of GFY but for the next 30 days you will not be blessed with my insightful and uplifting posts as I will be praying to Jesus, treating my body like a temple, following God's commandments, reading scripture daily, and living a Christ-like existence. I used to pray to Jesus as a 5 year old boy when I used to still sometimes wet the bed and I had 100% success. Seriously every time I prayed about it I woke up with a dry bed. Was this placebo or was it divine intervention? While I currently do not have a problem with wetting the bed I do obviously have some other personal issues. See you guys in 30 days. I will report back my results! Remember I will be praying for all of you.

06-17-2017, 09:13 PM	#6
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06-17-2017, 08:21 PM	#2
oppoten NAME THE JEW Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,793	It won't be fashionable to mock Christianity for much longer. Jewish godlessness has not made the West a better place. Enjoy it while you can

06-17-2017, 08:56 PM	#3
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,323	oppoten ya big grump I will be praying for you as well.

06-17-2017, 08:58 PM	#4
oppoten NAME THE JEW Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,793	thanks man, I appreciate it

06-17-2017, 09:09 PM	#5
ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,471	I can't wait to see what cool 30 day thing you do next

06-18-2017, 06:57 AM	#10
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