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notinmybackyard · 06-13-2017, 08:29 AM

In the news today Trump farted.

An unnamed source speaking on condition of anonymity informs us that the president's flatulence was caused by a rare brand of Russian Caviar. Our sources confirm that this brand of Russian Caviar is served both in the Russian Embassy and the Kremlin. A soon to be published leaked memo is said to allude to the Trump - Putin connection and contain details of the President's 1995 tax returns.

Attempts to contact both the White House and the Kremlin for comment have remained unanswered.

Rochard · 06-13-2017, 08:56 AM

It's early yet. Sessions goes under oath shortly.

Robbie · 06-13-2017, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's early yet. Sessions goes under oath shortly.

Hopefully the Senate won't have to hold Sessions in contempt like they had to with Eric Holder...and now the new report about "Fast And Furious" that shows he and Pres. Obama were lying the entire time to the dead agent's family.

What a disgrace the Obama administration was for our country.
Spying on our citizens. Politicizing the FBI and the IRS. Going on national television and straight-faced lying. Perjuring themselves in front of Congress. Killing innocent people with mistakes made with drone attacks. Destroying stability in the Middle East with Obama's "Arab Spring" declaration and "Red Line" wimpiness. Not to mention the Russian "reset button".

I'm so glad we finally have a person in the White House who is a real leader.

Bladewire · 06-13-2017, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Hopefully the Senate won't have to hold Sessions in contempt like they had to with Eric Holder...ramblings

You couldn't complete one sentence on president Trump's demise without reverting right back to Obama or Clinton.

You have real issues focusing on today and what Trump is doing, why he is doing it and him being responsible for his negative results and demise.

You are in way deep over your head man

2MuchMark · 06-13-2017, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

In the news today Trump farted.

An unnamed source speaking on condition of anonymity informs us that the president's flatulence was caused by a rare brand of Russian Caviar. Our sources confirm that this brand of Russian Caviar is served both in the Russian Embassy and the Kremlin. A soon to be published leaked memo is said to allude to the Trump - Putin connection and contain details of the President's 1995 tax returns.

Attempts to contact both the White House and the Kremlin for comment have remained unanswered.

Thank you so much!

;)

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It's early yet. Sessions goes under oath shortly.

I watched alot of the Sessions hearings but probably won't watch this and instead just wait for the highlights later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Hopefully the Senate won't have to hold Sessions in contempt like they had to with Eric Holder...and now the new report about "Fast And Furious" that shows he and Pres. Obama were lying the entire time to the dead agent's family.

What a disgrace the Obama administration was for our country.
Spying on our citizens. Politicizing the FBI and the IRS. Going on national television and straight-faced lying. Perjuring themselves in front of Congress. Killing innocent people with mistakes made with drone attacks. Destroying stability in the Middle East with Obama's "Arab Spring" declaration and "Red Line" wimpiness. Not to mention the Russian "reset button".

Dude I *SO* want to get drunk with you one day... Rochhard and Bladewire and Crocket too of course. We should all find a pub, give the waitress my credit card, and make it a podcast or something.

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I'm so glad we finally have a person in the White House who is a real leader.

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Barry-xlovecam · 06-13-2017, 10:00 AM

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06-13-2017, 08:29 AM	#1
notinmybackyard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,230	Here you go Mark - In the news today Trump.. In the news today Trump farted. An unnamed source speaking on condition of anonymity informs us that the president's flatulence was caused by a rare brand of Russian Caviar. Our sources confirm that this brand of Russian Caviar is served both in the Russian Embassy and the Kremlin. A soon to be published leaked memo is said to allude to the Trump - Putin connection and contain details of the President's 1995 tax returns. Attempts to contact both the White House and the Kremlin for comment have remained unanswered. __________________ *officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.*

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 70,231	It's early yet. Sessions goes under oath shortly. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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