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06-08-2017, 03:29 AM | #1 |
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POLL: Nicest things a woman ever said to you
2 nice things a gal has said to me...
she says...."After I get married we can still have sex". talking about my being persistent in business..... "If your head is as hard as your cock, you'll be a success". |
06-08-2017, 03:46 AM | #2 |
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06-08-2017, 04:00 AM | #3 |
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"I'm leaving" ...
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06-08-2017, 04:09 AM | #4 |
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06-08-2017, 04:55 AM | #5 |
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"I'm not pregnant"
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06-08-2017, 05:29 AM | #6 |
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"Thank you for this moment"
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06-08-2017, 05:35 AM | #7 |
Too lazy to wipe my ass
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That she liked poo too...
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06-08-2017, 05:36 AM | #8 |
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"I'm pregnant" changed my life for the better to this day 💕💓💕👍👾
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06-08-2017, 06:54 AM | #9 |
I need a beer
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“Thank you.”
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06-08-2017, 02:24 PM | #10 |
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"I like you but I won't have sex with you"
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06-08-2017, 03:07 PM | #11 |
STAND OUR GROUND
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Your so BIG ..... eh eh eh say Hello to my little friend
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06-08-2017, 04:10 PM | #12 |
Pay It Forward
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let me get you another beer.
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06-08-2017, 04:28 PM | #13 |
So Fucking Banned
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06-08-2017, 05:42 PM | #14 |
Natalie K
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you can hold the TV remote
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06-08-2017, 05:51 PM | #15 |
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"I have decided to abort"
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06-08-2017, 07:24 PM | #16 |
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Your too big
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06-08-2017, 10:48 PM | #17 |
Too old to care
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"Can our girlfriend come round to fuck us?"
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06-08-2017, 11:58 PM | #18 |
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I'm going back to my husband.
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06-09-2017, 03:30 AM | #19 |
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"You're hung like a horse"
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06-09-2017, 04:11 AM | #20 |
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My wife ONCE told me: "I'm sorry, You were right"
Yes, in the SAME sentence! It was just like the best moment of my life. :D
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06-09-2017, 04:37 AM | #21 |
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"You can do it again ?"
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06-09-2017, 06:02 AM | #22 |
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06-09-2017, 09:39 AM | #23 | |
I'd rather be on my boat.
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Shame on you sir.... Shame on you. .
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06-09-2017, 11:30 AM | #24 |
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+1 same here
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06-09-2017, 12:17 PM | #25 |
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"I'm leaving. It's not you, it's me"
of course, it's you, I'm perfect
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06-09-2017, 12:23 PM | #26 |
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I want to be your girlfriend.
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06-09-2017, 12:29 PM | #27 |
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06-09-2017, 01:41 PM | #28 |
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"You don't have to pay"
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06-09-2017, 04:55 PM | #29 |
Pay It Forward
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some of you are full of shit! voices in your head
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06-09-2017, 06:25 PM | #30 |
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I stopped at a garage sale once and the woman putting it on said something like "whatever you are wearing smells good." It wasn't sarcasm. She was serious.
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06-10-2017, 12:04 AM | #31 |
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You are definitely Not a parent. When you will become a father (actually I hope this will never happen), please think about this topic again and reconsider what you've said. To you this might be just a question of money, but for a woman this is a fucking serious issue, both physically and mentally and you are 'making fun' of this. This disgusts me as a Man, as a Parent, and as a Human Being. Go Fuck Yourself, you retard
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06-10-2017, 08:47 AM | #33 |
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06-10-2017, 12:50 PM | #35 |
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06-10-2017, 05:30 PM | #36 |
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06-11-2017, 05:56 AM | #37 |
你自己去他媽的
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I think i like it
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06-11-2017, 11:28 PM | #38 |
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06-12-2017, 12:28 AM | #39 |
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My ex gf is married with two kids. She said "remember I used to give you shit sometimes about your fetishes?" Yea, i said. "I miss that about you the most."
Apparently hubby is a ham & egger in the sack. Who knew Ds
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06-12-2017, 12:42 AM | #40 |
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"should we take her home with us?"
it was awesome
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06-12-2017, 05:43 AM | #41 | |
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Are you doing any business here? If yes, what? You seem to be just a simple troll here.
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