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05-29-2017, 09:39 AM | #1 |
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Tiger Woods arrested on suspicion of DUI
(CNN)Golf legend Tiger Woods was arrested around 3 a.m. Monday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence in Jupiter, Florida, Jupiter police spokeswoman Kristin Rightler said. Woods was booked into a local jail and released on his own recognizance with no bond a few hours later, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office's online records. Woods, 41, who has undergone multiple back surgeries in recent years, hasn't played competitive golf since he was forced to pull out of the Dubai Desert Classic in February. His most recent operation was just more than a month ago when he underwent fusion surgery on his back. Woods said in a blog post published Wednesday that "it was instant nerve relief." "I haven't felt this good in years," he said. Woods also said in the post that his long-term prognosis for returning to professional golf is positive, but that he won't be able to twist his back for another two to three months. "Right now, my sole focus is rehab and doing what the doctors tell me," he wrote. "I am concentrating on short-term goals. "I want to thank my doctors for their great work and support throughout this process. I also want to thank the fans for your phenomenal support. It means more than you know. There's a long way to go, but as I said, words cannot convey how good it feels to be pain-free." Tiger Woods arrested on suspicion of DUI - CNN.com
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05-29-2017, 09:40 AM | #2 |
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He was pulled over for being black while driving @ 3am, then they were suspicious he might have been drunk driving
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05-29-2017, 09:43 AM | #3 |
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I'm Tiger Woods and i like to party
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05-29-2017, 09:46 AM | #4 |
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Guess the race ...
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05-29-2017, 11:10 AM | #5 |
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It doesont look like him at all
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05-29-2017, 11:18 AM | #6 |
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He's had many back surgeries. Pain killers bloat you, and are highly addictive.
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05-29-2017, 11:25 AM | #7 |
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you know what they say at the bar...sunday funday!
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05-29-2017, 11:38 AM | #8 |
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05-29-2017, 12:15 PM | #9 |
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He's hopped up on that reefer
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05-29-2017, 12:26 PM | #10 |
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He looks like he is tripping ballssss...
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05-29-2017, 12:41 PM | #11 |
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He should've taken a taxi or Uber if he can't afford his own driver..
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05-29-2017, 12:50 PM | #12 |
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was his exwife chasing him with a 9 iron
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05-29-2017, 02:12 PM | #13 |
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I would bet that he is addicted to pain pills at this point and needs to be in rehab.
3 back surgeries in a row and constant pain...it's an old story, and a deadly one. Opioid pill users will destroy their entire lives before they finally end up dead unless they get help. |
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Great athlete and great role model. I hate to see this happening. Good news is...he can be a powerful spokesman for the youth and addiction rehab if/when he gets help and comes through it. |
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05-29-2017, 02:48 PM | #16 |
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Very true. Hopefully he gets things back on track. Non-stop back surgeries has to take its toll. Especially when it takes away the only true love that he has besides white women, golf.
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05-29-2017, 02:51 PM | #18 |
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how in the fuck are you as rich as Tiger and your driving yourself drunk
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If you or I had THAT kind of money...I would always go out in a limousine at night or when drinking. But if you are a pill addict? You have lost that ability to make sound judgements. And of course drinking on opioids magnifies the effects of both the pills and the alcohol further impairing your judgement. |
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05-29-2017, 03:10 PM | #20 |
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His potentially being on painkillers aside, there are a lot of people who don't realize just how little you have to drink in order to be legally drunk. It differs from person to person with a lot of factors to consider, but it is possible to go out to dinner, have a few drinks and actually be legally drunk while thinking you are okay to drive. Also, booze takes a little time to get into your system. So you might have a few drinks and feel fine, then 30 minutes later it hits you while you are driving home and it is trouble.
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05-29-2017, 04:11 PM | #21 |
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05-29-2017, 05:57 PM | #22 |
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serial cheating wanker...
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05-29-2017, 08:20 PM | #23 |
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Apparently, Tiger has issued a statement saying this was a result of a prescription medication side-effect. Sounds like step 1 of admitting a problem and heading to rehab.
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He seems to be shape shifting from a black dude to an Indian.
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05-29-2017, 09:20 PM | #25 |
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This mugshot says: "I love Vodka!"
Just a question. Does this guy still play golf?
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haha man, that face...
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05-30-2017, 12:45 PM | #29 |
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He looks pretty wasted on that pics, but now it seems he was on pills...
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05-30-2017, 12:57 PM | #30 |
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Karma is a BITCH - and it is hitting Woods with a nine iron hard.
Tiger Woods a "role model"? Like his gambling addict buddies Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley? Tiger Woods has always, always been a douschebag (just like Jordan and Barkley) and treated everyone he ever met like lowlife shit. I hope his life drizzles down the drain, like I wish it would also do for Alex Rodgriguez. FUCK these idiot athletes. They get exactly what they deserve.
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05-30-2017, 01:26 PM | #31 |
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05-30-2017, 02:15 PM | #32 |
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Update 5/30/17
The report says he flunked the field sobriety test badly ... he couldn't do the one-leg stand or the nose touch. The report says when asked if he understood the Romberg alphabet test, he stated, "yes, recite entire national anthem backwards."
According to the report, Woods was arrested and taken to a testing facility. At 4:28 AM, he took a breathalyzer test and blew zeros. It says he was "cooperative as much as possible, very droopy, extremely sleepy, hard to keep eyes open, hard to walk." Tiger has since said he had an "unexpected reaction to prescribed medications" ... adding, "I didn't realize the mix of medications affected me so strongly." He's due in court in July.
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05-30-2017, 02:40 PM | #33 |
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How dare you?? LOL
Yeah, whiny millionaire athletes bug me, especially when they're liars, cheaters and d-bags. Maybe I need to get laid. :D
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