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Old 05-28-2017, 09:14 PM   #1
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Sperm donation has become a regular site of late, now to make the process safe and fast a new kind of machine is being introduced into the White House. The automatic sperm extractors as they call the machines are being used by President Trumps Staff in an effort to produce more morons to vote in upcoming elections. Available in three colors (pink, grey and white), the machine with an adjustable (according to the donor’s height) pipe at the front simulates movement of women’s vagina through sucking, vibration, massage etc, on the man’s penis to make the sperm donation process safe and quick. President Trump has been spotted using one from time to time as Melania wants nothing to do with his tiny little dick.

The speed and frequency of the $2,800 automatic sperm extractor can be adjusted by the user who can feel very comfortable in the process with use of the machine. The sperm extractor have been fitted with a small screen on top which plays films off a built-in portable DVD player and gives the donor a full range visual and auditory stimulation, besides the near real experience down under. Check the video bellow to see how the sperm extractor works.




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Old 05-28-2017, 11:47 PM   #2
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I prefer Thai sperm extractors, they are cheap and have two or three orifices...

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