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Old 05-27-2017, 04:29 PM   #1
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Looking for the poorest person on GFY.

Hey,

Are you poor?

Can you afford to feed your family? Your out..

Can you afford internet? your out ...

I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe.

I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse.

The reason? It will make me feel better
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Old 05-27-2017, 04:30 PM   #2
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I'm not poor, I'm just virtuous.
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Old 05-27-2017, 04:38 PM   #3
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I'm not poor, I'm just virtuous.
We all see that CH and respect you for it.
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Old 05-27-2017, 04:49 PM   #4
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I'm poor when it comes to good looks.

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Old 05-27-2017, 06:11 PM   #6
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Old 05-27-2017, 06:18 PM   #7
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I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.

I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.

I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.

I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.

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Old 05-27-2017, 09:53 PM   #8
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Old 05-29-2017, 02:38 AM   #9
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I remember one net-ponder which was running his websites from cyber caffe. I wonder where is he now. Also, not sure does cyber caffe's exists anymore, since cellphones and internet are quite cheap this days unless you live in some shithole.
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Old 05-29-2017, 05:08 AM   #12
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Old 05-29-2017, 05:41 AM   #13
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Old 05-29-2017, 08:45 AM   #14
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I remember one net-ponder which was running his websites from cyber caffe. I wonder where is he now. Also, not sure does cyber caffe's exists anymore, since cellphones and internet are quite cheap this days unless you live in some shithole.
I remember him, he had the worst-looking sites you could imagine. Wasn't there a bit of a stink when someone promised him a laptop?

Freechess? That rings a bell?
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Old 05-29-2017, 10:24 AM   #15
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Probably someone who doesn't post, I rememeber the Indian guy who was selling cakes
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Old 05-29-2017, 10:35 AM   #16
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Old 05-29-2017, 11:04 AM   #17
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I remember him, he had the worst-looking sites you could imagine. Wasn't there a bit of a stink when someone promised him a laptop?

Freechess? That rings a bell?
Funny how you know exactly about who i talking and even guessed correctly nickname(i wouldn't know but since you mentioned it, it reminded me). So yes, it rings a bell
Most of people dont even remember existence of net-pond even if they been long time members there.
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Old 05-29-2017, 11:21 AM   #18
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Old 05-29-2017, 12:23 PM   #19
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Funny how you know exactly about who i talking and even guessed correctly nickname(i wouldn't know but since you mentioned it, it reminded me). So yes, it rings a bell
Most of people dont even remember existence of net-pond even if they been long time members there.
I liked him though, never had much dealings with him but he seemed decent enough.
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Old 05-29-2017, 01:44 PM   #20
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Obviously she's not poor if she can afford to eat like a fucking hippo.
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yes poor

poor attitude
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Old 05-29-2017, 03:37 PM   #23
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Hey,

Are you poor?

Can you afford to feed your family? Your out..

Can you afford internet? your out ...

I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe.

I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse.

The reason? It will make me feel better
you just described crockett
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Old 05-29-2017, 04:05 PM   #24
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I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.

I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.

I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.

I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.

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you just described crockett
Someone said he had to live in his van these days, maybe if he was less confrontational on GFY some folks would help him out
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Tossup between brassmonkey and dyno-josh.. Both on welfare, but BM has more dependents. dyno-josh lives with mom and step-dad.
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you having a laugh, he´s alright, he´s probably living on social funding


Poor can be such a huge scope. Is the poorest person someone not earning money, alas, receiving benefits, or a person with their own business, earning greatly & have nothing to spend because of outlay. A person in a huge home can maybe not afford to fit the carpets, or so to speak.

Maybe poor & wealthy can be the lifestyle...

Gary & I earn our own income, we live a prosperous life with big goals & still found ourselves this month worrying about pennies & not pounds. We live a life with a grand lifestyle, we´re so grateful for, although, having to keep our mind on work just to eat & drink. We´ve not gone one day without a nice cold glass of wine, working on the net, with a tv on. However, not able to enjoy a day down the beach, although can see it, because we can´t afford to do that this month.

Rich or poor, the human race works too hard to enjoy this beautiful planet we live on
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Gary & I earn our own income, we live a prosperous life with big goals & still found ourselves this month worrying about pennies & not pounds.
Very honest of you GSpot, I hope sales pick up again.

They were pretty low for me at the start of the month, the last week is saving it
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We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.
I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
I'm so broke that when someone saw me walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." and I said, "No, I found one."
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you are nuts! why would you even care? what is your occupation??? not poor my family net worth look into that
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my family net worth look into that
I have. It varies from the beginning of the month and the end. I would estimate $800 on the 1st, about $150 on the 10th, and $1.32 on the 30th.. Also depends on when Butcher pays you for sig whoring. Thats another $50 added to B-nichin' family trust.
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Very honest of you GSpot, I hope sales pick up again.

They were pretty low for me at the start of the month, the last week is saving it
it´s picked up again thank you, I think the art of online business is working hard
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I have. It varies from the beginning of the month and the end. I would estimate $800 on the 1st, about $150 on the 10th, and $1.32 on the 30th.. Also depends on when Butcher pays you for sig whoring. Thats another $50 added to B-nichin' family trust.
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Ok

I searched for 'brassmonkey net worth' but somehow i couldn't find it
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