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Old 05-21-2017, 04:13 AM   #1
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Women become gossipy bitches when they stop getting the crazy fucked out of them. I decided.

Admit it ladies. I have seen it in my early days when my cock was bigger, harder, and I gave a damn about "her pleasure". I could always get a girlfriend back on track and off the drama train by giving her good hard fucking with a few surprise slaps across the ass and face. Now I shoot my load and just want to be left alone with my sandwich that you prepared for me a few minutes earlier.

Admit you need the crazy fucked out of you at least twice a month at minimum.
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:28 PM   #2
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:33 PM   #3
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Twice a month? LOL
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:35 PM   #4
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Admit it ladies. I have seen it in my early days when my cock was bigger, harder, and I gave a damn about "her pleasure". I could always get a girlfriend back on track and off the drama train by giving her good hard fucking with a few surprise slaps across the ass and face. Now I shoot my load and just want to be left alone with my sandwich that you prepared for me a few minutes earlier.

Admit you need the crazy fucked out of you at least twice a month at minimum.
I believe you, Relic wouldn't know, micropenis caused by morbid obesity
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:48 PM   #5
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This has got to be the most sensitive, thoughtful, nuanced, pro-humanist post on GFY this day

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Old 05-21-2017, 05:55 PM   #6
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Old 05-21-2017, 05:56 PM   #7
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This has got to be the most sensitive, thoughtful, nuanced, pro-humanist post on GFY this day

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Old 05-22-2017, 01:47 AM   #8
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Old 05-22-2017, 02:39 AM   #9
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Well that explains why that bitch Joshua G and his fake nicks post so much
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:22 PM   #10
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I have seen it in my early days when my cock was bigger, harder, and I gave a damn about "her pleasure".
Any older guys care to comment?
I always thought the other way around was more common - youngsters only care about their pop and later in life they start caring about her pleasure as well.

Any ladies care to comment on this as well?

Ps: nogt saying that all guys are like that, just wondering if my initial idea about most guys being the other way around was founded.
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Old 05-22-2017, 12:53 PM   #11
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and they say romance is dead
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Old 05-22-2017, 01:04 PM   #13
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Old 05-22-2017, 01:41 PM   #14
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Weird, my cock used to be bigger as well ...
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Old 05-22-2017, 02:17 PM   #15
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Admit it ladies. I have seen it in my early days when my cock was bigger, harder, and I gave a damn about "her pleasure". I could always get a girlfriend back on track and off the drama train by giving her good hard fucking with a few surprise slaps across the ass and face. Now I shoot my load and just want to be left alone with my sandwich that you prepared for me a few minutes earlier.

Admit you need the crazy fucked out of you at least twice a month at minimum.
GatorRaved believes you are very much correct.
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Old 05-23-2017, 01:20 AM   #16
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Any ladies care to comment on this as well?
100% true for me
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Old 05-23-2017, 01:23 AM   #17
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Weird, my cock used to be bigger as well ...
I've lost .5 inches. Trust me I am fine on size but just barely and would like that .5 back. Even bone pressed I know I lost some length. And ladies, after Tuesday night I will be available.
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Old 05-23-2017, 03:57 AM   #18
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Admit it ladies. I have seen it in my early days when my cock was bigger, harder, and I gave a damn about "her pleasure". I could always get a girlfriend back on track and off the drama train by giving her good hard fucking with a few surprise slaps across the ass and face. Now I shoot my load and just want to be left alone with my sandwich that you prepared for me a few minutes earlier.

Admit you need the crazy fucked out of you at least twice a month at minimum.
i give crazy fuck once a week, still ...no change.
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Old 05-23-2017, 04:36 AM   #19
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To all you guys who draw "crazy" women into your orbit...

Did you ever stop to think it's because you're an asshole? Most guys with their shit half together never have to fuck the crazy out of anyone.
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