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Bladewire · 05-11-2017, 11:32 AM

Viva la worms!

Warrant Wednesday: Earthworm thief wanted by troopers - Times Union

State Police said they need the public's help tracking down a woman who stole a bucket of earthworms from a store.

Crystal Mounts, 39, is wanted on petit larceny and trespassing charges stemming from a July 12, 2015 arrest for allegedly stealing sandals and a container of earthworms from a Walmart in Batavia, State Police said. A warrant for her arrest was issued in the town of Batavia court.

brassmonkey · 05-11-2017, 11:46 AM

i had a retard mexican judge issue a warrant for my arrest without a police report. my lawyer ate his ass up! anyway that is not news! my turkey story was better LOL

Barry-xlovecam · 05-11-2017, 05:11 PM

Living in America can be really embarrassing sometimes.

I hope Walmart* gets their worms back

Spunky · 05-11-2017, 05:13 PM

Hang that thief!

Horatio Caine · 05-11-2017, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i had a retard mexican judge issue a warrant for my arrest without a police report. my lawyer ate his ass up! anyway that is not news! my turkey story was better LOL

What the fuck did you do to piss off Mexican judge so much? Applied for food stamps in Tijuana under the name of Mayate del Negrito and got caught?

brassmonkey · 05-11-2017, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i had a retard mexican judge issue a warrant for my arrest without a police report. my lawyer ate his ass up! anyway that is not news! my turkey story was better LOL

actually they stole more than i thought. not a 5 gallon bucket but more

i use red wigglers in my compost cost me $20/ pound

Bladewire · 05-11-2017, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

actually they stole more than i thought. not a 5 gallon bucket but more

i use red wigglers in my compost cost me $20/ pound

WTF? $20 for a pound of worms?

baddog · 05-11-2017, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Viva la worms!

Warrant Wednesday: Earthworm thief wanted by troopers - Times Union

State Police said they need the public's help tracking down a woman who stole a bucket of earthworms from a store.

Crystal Mounts, 39, is wanted on petit larceny and trespassing charges stemming from a July 12, 2015 arrest for allegedly stealing sandals and a container of earthworms from a Walmart in Batavia, State Police said. A warrant for her arrest was issued in the town of Batavia court.

So now theft is okay with you? Fucking snowflake.

Bladewire · 05-11-2017, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

So now theft is okay with you? Fucking snowflake.

You need to stop drinking and posting naked with your dick in your hand. Well at least stop drinking so much

escorpio · 05-11-2017, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

What the fuck did you do to piss off Mexican judge so much? Applied for food stamps in Tijuana under the name of Mayate del Negrito and got caught?

deonbell · 05-11-2017, 10:54 PM

Very sad. I am sure that the shoes and worms were the first things she has ever stolen.

So unfortunate to do one thing wrong like that in your life and get caught.

Oh, 2 things. The warrant is for failure to appear.

Holy shit. If you get busted, Show up to court you dumb, meth-mouthed mother fuckers.

rayadp05 · 05-12-2017, 12:15 AM

Is it just me or does her face resemble a worm? She kinda looks a little bit like a worm in the face.

baddog · 05-12-2017, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by deonbell

Very sad. I am sure that the shoes and worms were the first things she has ever stolen.

So unfortunate to do one thing wrong like that in your life and get caught.

Oh, 2 things. The warrant is for failure to appear.

Holy shit. If you get busted, Show up to court you dumb, meth-mouthed mother fuckers.

That loser Bladewire is suffering with his white guilt

Colmike9 · 05-12-2017, 08:20 AM

Bladewire · 05-12-2017, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Relic · 05-21-2017, 12:43 PM

Bladewire · 05-21-2017, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

Is it just me or does her face resemble a worm? She kinda looks a little bit like a worm in the face.

I think you're right she does kinda have a wormy face

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