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05-11-2017, 11:32 AM | #1 |
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Warrant Issued for Theft of a Container of Earthworms From Wal-Mart (pic)
Viva la worms! Warrant Wednesday: Earthworm thief wanted by troopers - Times Union State Police said they need the public's help tracking down a woman who stole a bucket of earthworms from a store. Crystal Mounts, 39, is wanted on petit larceny and trespassing charges stemming from a July 12, 2015 arrest for allegedly stealing sandals and a container of earthworms from a Walmart in Batavia, State Police said. A warrant for her arrest was issued in the town of Batavia court. |
05-11-2017, 11:46 AM | #2 |
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i had a retard mexican judge issue a warrant for my arrest without a police report. my lawyer ate his ass up! anyway that is not news! my turkey story was better LOL
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05-11-2017, 05:11 PM | #3 |
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Living in America can be really embarrassing sometimes.
I hope Walmart* gets their worms back |
05-11-2017, 05:13 PM | #4 |
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Hang that thief!
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05-11-2017, 05:33 PM | #5 |
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What the fuck did you do to piss off Mexican judge so much? Applied for food stamps in Tijuana under the name of Mayate del Negrito and got caught?
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05-11-2017, 08:05 PM | #6 |
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actually they stole more than i thought. not a 5 gallon bucket but more i use red wigglers in my compost cost me $20/ pound
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05-11-2017, 08:11 PM | #7 |
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05-11-2017, 08:22 PM | #9 |
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05-11-2017, 10:47 PM | #10 |
I love to racism, bro!
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05-11-2017, 10:54 PM | #11 |
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Very sad. I am sure that the shoes and worms were the first things she has ever stolen.
So unfortunate to do one thing wrong like that in your life and get caught. Oh, 2 things. The warrant is for failure to appear. Holy shit. If you get busted, Show up to court you dumb, meth-mouthed mother fuckers.
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05-12-2017, 12:15 AM | #12 |
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Is it just me or does her face resemble a worm? She kinda looks a little bit like a worm in the face.
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05-12-2017, 07:25 AM | #13 | |
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05-12-2017, 08:20 AM | #14 |
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05-21-2017, 12:48 PM | #17 |
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