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05-07-2017, 04:30 AM
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joke top quality
Woman went shopping. She goes to the cashier, which charges prices of articles. Milk, cheese, vegetables, soap, two juices, food for the dog, several pairs of panties ... Suddenly, the cashier asks: You do not have a husband, right? Little surprised at the beginning woman, smiles and responds. Actually, I do not have, how did you guess?
Because you are extremely ugly ... |
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05-07-2017, 04:49 AM
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NAME THE JEW
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Bernard Manning (un-PC UK comedian, now deceased) did a similar joke for a single man.
"Because you're a right ugly cunt..." |
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05-08-2017, 02:09 AM
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A rabbi, a priest, a black guy, a nun and a policeman walk into the bar.
the bartender looks up and says: "is this some kind of a joke?" 
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05-08-2017, 04:35 AM
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
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