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Old 07-12-2017, 03:23 PM   #1
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Most unreasonable reason to dump someone?

Mine had to be of a girl that kept amongst her most cherished possessions a picture of her and a girlfriend sunbathing on a shimmering white yacht/sailboat/whatever in Brazil (this was a from a few years back before we were dating). Her clinging to that glossy, oily vacation photo started to creep on my mind until the thought of it became unbearable and eventually had to let her slide (I have the freudian theory that any woman would trade any man for a boat ride).
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Old 07-12-2017, 04:12 PM   #2
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I once stopped seeing a girl because she talked too much. I don't mean she liked to talk. She would monolog. On the phone with her, you could set the phone down and walk away then come back 10 minutes later and she was still talking and never even knew you weren't there. One day she broke me when she called to tell me about her bad day and she took 45 minutes to explain to me how she decided which pair of socks to wear to work that day.
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Old 07-12-2017, 04:28 PM   #3
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They way they look when they sleep. If their mouth is open with tongue hanging out slobber dripping I can't handle that. To me it's like sleeping next to a corpse or a demon ready to eat me. It's a deal breaker and I never tell them why.














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Old 07-12-2017, 09:19 PM   #4
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I was dating a cute little native American girl... turns out she had a dick, I had to let her go
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Old 07-12-2017, 09:22 PM   #5
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I once stopped seeing a girl because she talked too much. I don't mean she liked to talk. She would monolog. On the phone with her, you could set the phone down and walk away then come back 10 minutes later and she was still talking and never even knew you weren't there. One day she broke me when she called to tell me about her bad day and she took 45 minutes to explain to me how she decided which pair of socks to wear to work that day.
I was given rules to date by:

1. she must have a job.
2. she must have a bank account.
3. she must have a car.
4. she must have a place live, mom's don't count.

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Old 07-13-2017, 01:18 AM   #6
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I once stopped seeing a girl because she talked too much. I don't mean she liked to talk. She would monolog. On the phone with her, you could set the phone down and walk away then come back 10 minutes later and she was still talking and never even knew you weren't there. One day she broke me when she called to tell me about her bad day and she took 45 minutes to explain to me how she decided which pair of socks to wear to work that day.
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:43 AM   #7
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I was dating a cute little native American girl... turns out she had a dick, I had to let her go
You should have let it slide ...
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Old 07-13-2017, 10:55 PM   #9
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I had to dump a GF because she wouldn't sleep with my other GF.
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:18 AM   #11
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Monogamy is indeed irrational ...
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Old 07-14-2017, 11:43 AM   #12
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I dumped a girl for a guitar once. That's quiet reasonable when I think of it.
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I dumped a girl for a guitar once. That's quiet reasonable when I think of it.
That is pretty rock n' roll if you ask me ...
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He liked the WRONG music.
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I never dumped a girl but I was dumped many times...
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I never dumped a girl but I was dumped many times...
For any particular unreasonable reasons?
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I mean I was dumped many times BEFORE being able to conclude...
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Mr. Chang your bed is your friend, don't try to dump it
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