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04-10-2017, 08:25 PM | #1 |
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Brutal things that women do
I'll start off with :
1) Hiding the condoms during 3AM sex. ...and still blaming us if they get pregnant. |
04-10-2017, 08:30 PM | #2 |
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2. talking during football. (2a.) And films. (2b.) And tv shows. (2c.) And while you are making breakfast. (2d.) Or eating. (2e.) Or trying to read a book. (2f.) And giving a running commentary on every single thought they have.
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04-10-2017, 08:32 PM | #3 |
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Why can't you be one person?
Yeah those brutal women... |
04-10-2017, 08:48 PM | #4 |
So Fucking Banned
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My wife asks me why can't I hear what she's saying and discuss and watch TV at the same time. Headphones are a gift indeed.
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04-11-2017, 01:28 AM | #5 |
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My biggest pet peeve... Fresh and clean out of the shower, and she slathers every square inch of her body in some toxic, overpriced, flower-flavored lotion.
Want to suck a titty? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseInMyMouth. Want to lick a clit? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseOnMyTongue. Tell her to stop that shit! Keeps doing it. |
04-11-2017, 05:46 AM | #6 |
small trip to underworld
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wtf is this i was trying to check that ass
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04-11-2017, 05:56 AM | #7 |
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Yeah everyone clicks because of that ass then nothing
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04-11-2017, 06:05 AM | #8 |
one sick puppy
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3. Not sleeping with me. Not one of them, ever.
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04-11-2017, 06:06 AM | #9 |
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04-11-2017, 06:11 AM | #10 |
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04-11-2017, 06:21 AM | #11 |
I need a beer
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They never listen!
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04-11-2017, 09:00 AM | #12 |
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Wearing something hot to tease you intentionally when she know you can't bang her for the night. When you make your move, access denied reasons she's tired....from using her smartphone .
Friendly conversation where money is not involved
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