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2MuchMark · 04-09-2017, 06:56 PM

So we saw "LIFE" for free a few days ago, and I hated it. It's TERRIBLE. Don't waste your time. Glad I didn't have to pay to see it.

SPOILERS AHEAD

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So these guys at the ISS come into Martian soil in the dumbest way you can imagine.

They decided to dig into it and find life, and it starts growing for a while. Then it stops. They "bring it back to life" again in the dumbest way you can imagine.

Then it starts to grow fast and starts killing each person off one at a time. They try to kill it in - you guest it - the dumbest way*s* you can imagine.

The pro's: Some really good visual effects. Space, ISS, all look beautiful. All the zero-G movement of the actors looked perfect.

The con's: STUPID story. WEAK script. BORING acting. Some BAD Visual Effects (CG Blood looks like shit people, stop using CG for blood already...goddammit!). Ryan Renolds plays himself. Jake Gillinalalalalal plays nobody. All the other actors are forgettable. Lots and lots of bad science, and a stupid ending you will absolutely see coming.

Anyone who compares this to "Aliens", never saw "Aliens".

nico-t · 04-09-2017, 08:25 PM

Didn't read the spoilers, want to watch this one.

How does it compare to Promethues? I thought that was a really good movie and remember some Alien fans bashing it. Love the Alien movies as well, Aliens was the best of them

freecartoonporn · 04-09-2017, 11:43 PM

so does the alien ends up on earth or not ?

AllAboutCams · 04-10-2017, 01:08 AM

Ive been to see it and really liked it

Paul Markham · 04-10-2017, 01:53 AM

Will wait till it comes out on DVD.

Paul&John · 04-10-2017, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Will wait till it comes out on DVD.

dvd?
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Look Chang · 04-10-2017, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

dvd?
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DVD is a recent innovation which replaces VHS tapes

2MuchMark · 04-10-2017, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Didn't read the spoilers, want to watch this one.

How does it compare to Promethues? I thought that was a really good movie and remember some Alien fans bashing it. Love the Alien movies as well, Aliens was the best of them

Prometheus has a 7.0 on IMDB so lots of people liked it. Personally I didn't like it but then again I only saw it once, and sometimes I warm-up to movies watching them a second time. I *should* have liked it, but, I don't know... I'll watch it again and let you know.

For comparisons sake, I loved "Arrival" and just watched it again last night. I like it even better the second time around.

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

so does the alien ends up on earth or not ?

Not going to tell you.

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Ive been to see it and really liked it

Really? Hmm... LIFE also scores 7.0 on IMDB. I don't know, maybe I'm just too picky.

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Will wait till it comes out on DVD.

Wait until it comes out on regular TV or Netflix or something like that.

Until then, get Arrival on Bluray. Watch it on a 65" HDR TV in Dolby Atmos with the volume cranked to 11, and you will feel your mind expand.

webgurl · 04-10-2017, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

so does the alien ends up on earth or not ?

I already predicted the ending

you find out in the very end

freecartoonporn · 04-10-2017, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Not going to tell you.

HA, its already shown in trailer .

CaptainHowdy · 04-10-2017, 09:18 AM

Why is it that all Mars movies suck?? Is it a conspiracy or it's just a dull planet??

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 45,693	So I went to see "LIFE", and - So we saw "LIFE" for free a few days ago, and I hated it. It's TERRIBLE. Don't waste your time. Glad I didn't have to pay to see it. SPOILERS AHEAD 3... 2... 1... So these guys at the ISS come into Martian soil in the dumbest way you can imagine. They decided to dig into it and find life, and it starts growing for a while. Then it stops. They "bring it back to life" again in the dumbest way you can imagine. Then it starts to grow fast and starts killing each person off one at a time. They try to kill it in - you guest it - the dumbest ways you can imagine. The pro's: Some really good visual effects. Space, ISS, all look beautiful. All the zero-G movement of the actors looked perfect. The con's: STUPID story. WEAK script. BORING acting. Some BAD Visual Effects (CG Blood looks like shit people, stop using CG for blood already...goddammit!). Ryan Renolds plays himself. Jake Gillinalalalalal plays nobody. All the other actors are forgettable. Lots and lots of bad science, and a stupid ending you will absolutely see coming. Anyone who compares this to "Aliens", never saw "Aliens". __________________ VideoChat Solutions \| Custom Software \| IT Support https://www.2much.net \| https://www.lcntech.com

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,904	Didn't read the spoilers, want to watch this one. How does it compare to Promethues? I thought that was a really good movie and remember some Alien fans bashing it. Love the Alien movies as well, Aliens was the best of them