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04-21-2017, 09:19 AM | #1 |
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Somali Pirates VS Ship's Private Security Guards
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04-21-2017, 09:24 AM | #2 |
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See signature :)
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Pirates could drop their docs and be welcome refugees. As I read - if invader comes to canary island without doc, they can not be deported and are welcomed to leech on Spqnish people dime. Great libby system!
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04-21-2017, 10:04 AM | #5 |
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love the testimonials
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany "Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA. "Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA
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04-21-2017, 10:05 AM | #6 |
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You want to go on a cruise onehunglo?
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04-21-2017, 10:23 AM | #7 |
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04-21-2017, 10:35 AM | #8 |
See signature :)
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04-21-2017, 10:36 AM | #9 |
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Have seen that already. As about the video cover image... old good AK-47 is AK-47 even in Africa. The image is made on another ship AFAICS ;)
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04-21-2017, 10:38 AM | #10 |
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04-21-2017, 10:41 AM | #11 |
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The white nationalist movement is all he has and it makes him feel superior to anyone and any country full of judgement and hate.
Notice he NEVER focuses on his own country or actually DOING anything, it's all online projection which is worthless. |
04-21-2017, 10:41 AM | #12 |
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This video makes brassmonkey sad
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04-21-2017, 10:45 AM | #13 |
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04-21-2017, 10:46 AM | #14 |
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I like this Hopefully they're affordable enough for smaller craft, or volunteer to protect them for free on humanitarian grounds. For decades Somali pirates have created so much misery, torture, kidnapping & death all for ransom money. Fuck them! |
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04-21-2017, 10:55 AM | #17 |
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the design of the ships is wrong...they should not make the edges of the ship "grappling hook friendly" and they should install high power water cannons that can be operated by remote with a built in camera...
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04-21-2017, 11:24 AM | #18 |
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04-21-2017, 11:52 AM | #19 |
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High voltage barbwire isn't good enough against shelshocked serbs trying to get on board?
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04-21-2017, 12:04 PM | #20 |
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Seen this before, but gives me great joy to watch it again.
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04-21-2017, 12:12 PM | #21 |
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the funniest thing is that no sane refugee or economic migrant would like to go and stay in his country.
unless he is a gypsy living there since generations of course..... its rather the opposite - Slovaks are leaving their own "motherland" for better opportunities.... so yeah, its rather pathetic, hilarious and funny at the same time... |
04-21-2017, 12:14 PM | #22 |
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that way I would have to put half of gfy on my ignore list..
who knows ? Maybe you will post some valuable info or post once in a blue moon, instead of posting the same shit...again...and again...and again...and again...and again. and maybe that will make it worthwile to not put you on ignore list for posting the same shit..again..and again...and again...and again.....and again...and again. |
04-21-2017, 01:23 PM | #23 |
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04-21-2017, 01:28 PM | #24 |
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Where do I sign up? They don't have to pay me at all. Just the thought of blowing up these porch monkeys gives me boner.
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04-21-2017, 03:50 PM | #26 |
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Hate to disappoint you; but it is all the CIA's fault...
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04-21-2017, 03:55 PM | #27 |
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I have had to fight the Somali off here in Multi Cultural hell and I will tell you, they sneak attack and use weapons, just like what you see here, and the only cure is clean headshots. The average IQ is seventy something. The propensity for violence is strong.
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04-21-2017, 06:14 PM | #28 |
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They must have some kind of salary from the shipping company, anyone know what kind of sums it could be?
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04-21-2017, 07:01 PM | #30 |
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I love to racism, bro!
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Those guys get paid to shoot at schwoogies all day long?
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04-21-2017, 07:26 PM | #32 |
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04-22-2017, 03:14 AM | #34 |
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I see a massive opportunity to make money and solve a problem.
Organise tours for gun enthusiasts to go on cruises on ships equipped with more effective guns. For the real five-star trips, they get to fire something like this. Of course no guaranty they will get to fire at pirates. If that happens the tourist can fire at floating targets. Make money and solve a problem. Comment on the video. They need better guns. |
04-22-2017, 04:23 AM | #35 |
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what if the pirates had an RPG, what then?
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