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Old 04-01-2017, 10:53 PM   #1
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How can I make my mind forget the fact I drank a fly in my kombucha?

I left my kombucha open for a few hours and took a drink from it. I felt that tell tale feeling on of a fly on my tongue and also in my throat. Then I checked my kombucha in the light and saw another little fly floating around in it. Now I cannot get that feeling out of my mind.

What can I do?
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Old 04-01-2017, 11:12 PM   #2
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It was a chocolate chip or a little fleck of chocolate you didn't realize was in there.
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Old 04-01-2017, 11:24 PM   #3
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Don't worry, insects are rich in proteins.
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Old 04-01-2017, 11:45 PM   #4
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smoke sum glass dogg or pretend it's a tequila worm and down that shit!
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Old 04-02-2017, 12:42 AM   #5
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console yourself with some Sarah Mclachlan and a good cry on a pillow filled with dust mites




that or distract yourself with a real drink
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Old 04-02-2017, 07:32 AM   #6
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Prepare for the worst ...

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Old 04-02-2017, 07:38 AM   #7
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smoke sum glass dogg or pretend it's a tequila worm and down that shit!
There is no such thing as a tequila worm. Worms come in mezcal.
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:42 AM   #8
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read your username out LOUD, 5 times. and be a man.
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