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04-01-2017, 10:53 PM | #1 |
Exploiting human weakness
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How can I make my mind forget the fact I drank a fly in my kombucha?
I left my kombucha open for a few hours and took a drink from it. I felt that tell tale feeling on of a fly on my tongue and also in my throat. Then I checked my kombucha in the light and saw another little fly floating around in it. Now I cannot get that feeling out of my mind.
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04-01-2017, 11:12 PM | #2 |
StraightBro
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It was a chocolate chip or a little fleck of chocolate you didn't realize was in there.
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04-01-2017, 11:24 PM | #3 |
Sex Tourist
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Don't worry, insects are rich in proteins.
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04-01-2017, 11:45 PM | #4 |
Pay It Forward
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smoke sum glass dogg or pretend it's a tequila worm and down that shit!
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04-02-2017, 12:42 AM | #5 |
feeding the wolves
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console yourself with some Sarah Mclachlan and a good cry on a pillow filled with dust mites
that or distract yourself with a real drink
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04-02-2017, 07:32 AM | #6 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Prepare for the worst ...
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04-02-2017, 07:38 AM | #7 |
I love to racism, bro!
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04-02-2017, 10:42 AM | #8 |
Confirmed User
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read your username out LOUD, 5 times. and be a man.
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