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nikki99 · 03-30-2017, 06:31 PM

this is not BS

and I was eating that arabian kebab shit and my shit was worse as ever before, stinking as ever

the guy put on his knees, put the face on the toilet and start eating it

I felt sick and nauseus, I though I was rough enough but I coudn´t control the nausea, coughing non stop

I had a meltdown and told him to leave asap

well that was my past weekend , just wanted to share

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NatalieK · 03-30-2017, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I felt sick and nauseus,

and still you told us

nikki99 · 03-30-2017, 07:24 PM

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brassmonkey · 03-30-2017, 07:36 PM

did you kiss him goodbye?

seeandsee · 03-30-2017, 10:12 PM

Maybe some asstomouth for the finale

LovinNothin · 03-30-2017, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99

this is not BS

and I was eating that arabian kebab shit and my shit was worse as ever before, stinking as ever

the guy put on his knees, put the face on the toilet and start eating it

I felt sick and nauseus, I though I was rough enough but I coudn´t control the nausea, coughing non stop

I had a meltdown and told him to leave asap

well that was my past weekend , just wanted to share

CurrentlySOber approves this post

You are so full of shit. (no pun intended)

Is this some kind of advertisement to attract shit eaters? YOU are the gross fuck.

First of all: What was a man doing in your bathroom, while you were taking a dump? What woman leaves her bathroom door unlocked while taking a nasty shit?

Second, he went crawling on his knees to the toilet and put his face in it? So you were sitting on the toilet, and got up while he was crawling over? You thought you would accommodate his shit eating needs by getting off the toilet?

Third, this didn't make you sick, because either you are lying about the whole incident or you are a shit whore that shits on men and let's them eat your shit, in which case, this is just an advertisement for your shit services.

Either way, you need professional counseling.

Bladewire · 03-30-2017, 10:17 PM

^^^ WARNING! He's a judgemental old Gay cumwhore and he says he has great grand children and hates on anyone under 50 here and feels he's entitled to live off the government

Caldo · 03-31-2017, 12:10 AM

lock · 03-31-2017, 12:22 AM

You might want to try a new translator as put on knees wtf and put the face another wtf. Forgot to wipe it and flush.

jscott · 03-31-2017, 12:49 AM

So wait, is this really true, there are people in the world who can really , literally, physically eat shit, and keep it down, and keep it flowing down, without hitting a gag reflex? How the fuck is this possible??

CHMOD · 03-31-2017, 12:59 AM

Oh gee...

freecartoonporn · 03-31-2017, 01:25 AM

that must be shitty situation.

faxxaff · 03-31-2017, 01:34 AM

For medicinal purposes it would be more useful if you would have stuffed your shit into his colon. Your bacteria could help his digestive system. Maybe put your shit inside your mouth first and then spit it out over his gaping anus. Avoid to vomit. Make sure to stuff it deep inside with a large dong or your own penis. Peace.

lys11 · 03-31-2017, 02:09 AM

What did you want to say in this thread?

marlboroack · 03-31-2017, 02:23 AM

And you expect me to meet you in person?

CurrentlySober · 03-31-2017, 04:15 AM

The only reason I can see for you being so upset and asking him to leave, is if you wanted to keep it for yourself to enjoy later...

brassmonkey · 03-31-2017, 06:02 AM

ladies always flush

CaptainHowdy · 03-31-2017, 06:04 AM

You've just found your soulmate, nikki ...

yuu.design · 03-31-2017, 06:12 AM

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Look Chang · 03-31-2017, 07:16 AM

This thread stinks...

Kittens · 03-31-2017, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

And you expect me to meet you in person?

If you were with them, you'd still have been the bigger piece of shit in that area.

nico-t · 03-31-2017, 08:10 AM

Just another normal working day

Scott McD · 03-31-2017, 08:11 AM

Speigelau · 03-31-2017, 08:20 AM

New low for gfy, we now have bestiality and scat on the front page.

AllAboutCams · 03-31-2017, 08:32 AM

I feel the same when i see your hairy balls

bns666 · 03-31-2017, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin

You are so full of shit. (no pun intended)

Is this some kind of advertisement to attract shit eaters? YOU are the gross fuck.

First of all: What was a man doing in your bathroom, while you were taking a dump? What woman leaves her bathroom door unlocked while taking a nasty shit?

Second, he went crawling on his knees to the toilet and put his face in it? So you were sitting on the toilet, and got up while he was crawling over? You thought you would accommodate his shit eating needs by getting off the toilet?

Third, this didn't make you sick, because either you are lying about the whole incident or you are a shit whore that shits on men and let's them eat your shit, in which case, this is just an advertisement for your shit services.

Either way, you need professional counseling.

CaptainHowdy · 03-31-2017, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

New low for gfy, we now have bestiality and scat on the front page.

nikki99 · 03-31-2017, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

Just another normal working day

Sid70 · 03-31-2017, 09:06 AM

This is shit is getting out of control.

Matt-ADX · 03-31-2017, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LovinNothin

You are so full of shit. (no pun intended)

Is this some kind of advertisement to attract shit eaters? YOU are the gross fuck.

First of all: What was a man doing in your bathroom, while you were taking a dump? What woman leaves her bathroom door unlocked while taking a nasty shit?

Second, he went crawling on his knees to the toilet and put his face in it? So you were sitting on the toilet, and got up while he was crawling over? You thought you would accommodate his shit eating needs by getting off the toilet?

Third, this didn't make you sick, because either you are lying about the whole incident or you are a shit whore that shits on men and let's them eat your shit, in which case, this is just an advertisement for your shit services.

Either way, you need professional counseling.

Bro read the story, it seems as though it was a consensual thing.

Relic · 03-31-2017, 10:11 AM

Struggles

TheDynasty · 03-31-2017, 10:52 AM

xXXtesy10 · 03-31-2017, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

And you expect me to meet you in person?

fuck you

CDSmith · 03-31-2017, 11:16 AM

Now whenever he smiles you can truly say he has a shit-eating grin.

CurrentlySober · 03-31-2017, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic

Struggles

Understandable at first, but its gets easier the more you do it... Overcoming the gag reflex is the main thing

Keep practising and struggle no more

blackmonsters · 03-31-2017, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

RyuLion · 03-31-2017, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

^^^ WARNING! He's a judgemental old Gay cumwhore and he says he has great grand children and hates on anyone under 50 here and feels he's entitled to live off the government

PornCEO · 03-31-2017, 06:28 PM

not a story to share, for realz, not a story to share. I got all kinds of wild stories to share, but never will it be about my shit. Cant do it, please don't do it. Anyhoo... love you. Things will get better!

PornCEO · 03-31-2017, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

who's the dog owner in this pic... fuck, I want that dog, he would be so awesome with my cat. Both hump everything!

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