45 Life Lessons Written by a 90 year old - GoFuckYourself.com

mce · 03-25-2017, 02:18 AM

45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn?t fair, but it?s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won?t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don?t buy stuff you don?t need.

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Grapesoda · 03-25-2017, 06:32 PM

most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God

Bladewire · 03-25-2017, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God

You would too if you were 90 years old

mce · 03-25-2017, 06:52 PM

BW does raise a good point

NALEM · 03-25-2017, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mce

45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn?t fair, but it?s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won?t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don?t buy stuff you don?t need.

Click Here for the rest

Nice. Simple reminders, of how we should live our lives everyday.

Spunky · 03-25-2017, 09:31 PM

I wouldn't have any stuff then

Paul Markham · 03-26-2017, 03:25 AM

8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He doesn't give a fuck.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks. He doesn't give a fuck.
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

The Porn Nerd · 03-26-2017, 09:34 AM

So Paul Markham finally wrote a book? Cool! :D

CaptainHowdy · 03-26-2017, 09:36 AM

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So Paul Markham finally wrote a book? Cool! :D

Ahahahahahahaha!!

SantaClause · 03-26-2017, 09:41 AM

Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.

CurrentlySober · 03-26-2017, 09:49 AM

I dont agree that number 21 is good advice... I did wear the fancy lingerie that belonged to my wife, it got all stretched and she left me...

I guess wearing it out and about for a week in public didn't help either?

Bladewire · 03-26-2017, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

8. It?s OK to get angry with God. He doesn't give a fuck.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye? But don?t worry; God never blinks. He doesn't give a fuck.
23. Be eccentric now. Don?t wait for old age to wear purple.

Bladewire · 03-26-2017, 09:56 AM

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Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.

What was it like?

romeo22 · 03-26-2017, 01:20 PM

i cant remember all of them

mce · 03-26-2017, 01:54 PM

Life is not fair should ALWAYS be the first lesson people learn

It solves so many problems.

Bladewire · 03-26-2017, 10:51 PM

19. It?s never too late to be happy. But it?s all up to you and no one else.

So true

Matyko · 03-26-2017, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mce

45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.

Click Here for the rest

"For the record: I’m only in my 60’s." [Squarespace - Please Stand By]
anyway, nice list

mce · 03-27-2017, 01:52 PM

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19. It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.

So true

To thine own self be true

roxanneraid · 03-31-2017, 05:23 PM

4th one is so accurate!

Jigster715 · 03-31-2017, 10:42 PM

Words to live by.

marlboroack · 04-01-2017, 12:26 AM

Milfer · 04-01-2017, 12:52 AM

So we should listen to someone because he/she is OLD? I would listen to a 9 year old who is SMART

MiamiBoyz · 04-01-2017, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SantaClause

Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.

I agree...you don't have to be an old fart to understand the basics of life.

And that there is no fucking god either.

notinmybackyard · 04-01-2017, 05:33 PM

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most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God

I'm an old man, a convicted criminal and a pornographer. I'll own right up to the fact that I not only believe in God but I love him too. For anyone that's actually "lived' their life, there comes a point when they become aware that there's something more, a kind of consciousness, that's actually involved and interacting with the world.

CaptainHowdy · 04-01-2017, 05:46 PM

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