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Old 03-20-2017, 04:27 PM   #1
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GFY Guys: I'm standing on a dating crossroad ...

After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30) that are not hot (pretty close to entering the dateable exclusion zone).

- Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot ("How fleeting is all gracefulness and beauty").

All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?
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After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

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why the specific exclusion of 31-39?


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Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot
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After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30) that are not hot (pretty close to entering the dateable exclusion zone).

- Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot ("How fleeting is all gracefulness and beauty").

All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?
date them both, you´re only dating
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Old 03-21-2017, 03:41 PM   #17
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fuck you motherfucker
In that range they're mostly looking to be impregnated. No bueno.

PS: You're timeless to me, Jesse.
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After long months of throwing myself into the flesh market my dating spectrum has being narrowed to two clear options:

- Young women (20-30) that are not hot (pretty close to entering the dateable exclusion zone).

- Elder wormen (40-50) that used to be hot ("How fleeting is all gracefulness and beauty").

All in all, beauty seems to elude me nowadays. Is there a way to change this unfortunate tide?
for company I go out with a friend of mines mom. she's 58, attractive and well mannered. perfect dinner date. no sex. I have never had a successful sexual relationship. not going to piss off my friends mom that's for sure.

what do you want a 'mate' for? I have been single 27 years and it's great! no complaints, plenty of pussy blah blah blah... if I had more expendable cash I would get a young mistress and cover some of her bills and a few bucks pocket money and fuck around with that for a while... in my case ONLY with a babe in collage getting EXCELENT grades..
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for company I go out with a friend of mines mom. she's 58, attractive and well mannered. perfect dinner date. no sex. I have never had a successful sexual relationship. not going to piss off my friends mom that's for sure.

what do you want a 'mate' for? I have been single 27 years and it's great! no complaints, plenty of pussy blah blah blah... if I had more expendable cash I would get a young mistress and cover some of her bills and a few bucks pocket money and fuck around with that for a while... in my case ONLY with a babe in collage getting EXCELENT grades..
Great insight, Grapesoda ...
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Why date young ugly women or old has-beens? That's only wasting time you could have spent just going out to have fun where you'll eventually meet a real hot chick.
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Old 03-23-2017, 04:44 PM   #22
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worst advice ever.

Why date young ugly women or old has-beens? That's only wasting time you could have spent just going out to have fun where you'll eventually meet a real hot chick.
Thank you ...
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