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Old 03-17-2017, 04:44 PM   #1
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What was the name of your first crush

In junior school it was Zoe. In high school it was Debbie.

I was / am a loser though so couldn't get with either.

You?
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:48 PM   #2
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Your mother.

Then found out she had a loser son.

At least I got my $10 back.
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:54 PM   #3
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Mine was SilentKnight

We had a sleepover at his place when younger

To this day he doesn't know his big hard cock was the first I sucked and swallowed cum from.

Good times
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:56 PM   #4
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Your mother.

Then found out she had a loser son.

At least I got my $10 back.
What was the $10 for?
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:00 PM   #5
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Mine was SilentKnight

We had a sleepover at his place when younger

To this day he doesn't know his big hard cock was the first I sucked and swallowed cum from.

Good times
How did he not know it was you?
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:02 PM   #6
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Mine was SilentKnight

We had a sleepover at his place when younger

To this day he doesn't know his big hard cock was the first I sucked and swallowed cum from.

Good times
That was you?!

Here...$10 bucks from Smack Dat's mother.
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:03 PM   #7
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What was the $10 for?
I didn't have $5...she said she could make change.
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:07 PM   #9
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I didn't have $5...she said she could make change.
What was the $5 for?
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Your mom asked me for $2.50 and I didn't have change




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Old 03-17-2017, 05:16 PM   #11
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:18 PM   #12
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Your mom asked for $2.50 and I didn't have change
Fuck we ould go on like this all night until we get to fractions of a penny.
What did my mum ask for $2.50 for?
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:20 PM   #13
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What did my mum ask for $2.50 for?
I just showed you, see below. Look familiar?




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Old 03-17-2017, 05:21 PM   #14
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lol....

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Old 03-17-2017, 05:22 PM   #15
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I just showed you, see below. Look familiar?




You've lost me.
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Old 03-17-2017, 05:23 PM   #16
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lol....

What was the name of your first pet?
Blitzㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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Your Mother needed $2.50 change quick, for the video kiosk at the adult store glory hole to keep her tricks hard and finish them off for her $10




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Old 03-17-2017, 06:31 PM   #18
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Fuck we ould go on like this all night until we get to fractions of a penny.
What did my mum ask for $2.50 for?
$2.50 always goes to the house.

She was just a practice girl.
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Mine was SilentKnight

We had a sleepover at his place when younger

To this day he doesn't know his big hard cock was the first I sucked and swallowed cum from.

Good times
was he uncut????
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:23 PM   #21
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:32 PM   #22
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My first Crush was Orange. I fell in love. But it didn't last long because then I found out about Grape and later Cherry.

Even now though, all these years later, as I drift off to sleep and remember my first time it is always colored Orange.

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My first Crush was Orange. I fell in love. But it didn't last long because then I found out about Grape and later Cherry.

Even now though, all these years later, as I drift off to sleep and remember my first time it is always colored Orange.

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lol - In that case it was Grape - Cherry was the cheap whore that broke my heart...
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