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Old 03-08-2017, 07:26 PM   #1
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A just got rear ended by a Bernie supporter!

On my way home from poker, after FELTING a few more people and winning over $400...I'm stopped at a red light and BOOM! WTF is that I am thinking for 3 seconds...then realize some rear ended me

I get out and it's some girl, clearly drunk asking where her phone is....cops are right on the scene, two witnesses describe her erratic driving. They have us pull over to the side road and she almost hits me again!

She fails the sobriety test and then I see on her SUV window she has a Bernie sticker on the back She ends up blowing a .09 after refusing the breathalizer test at first and is hauled away in handcuffs. I make fun of the Bernie sticker to the cops and they all laugh. I drive to the gym, pump some fucking iron and here I am boys !
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:28 PM   #2
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A just got rear ended by a Bernie supporter!
Did he give you a towel and his number afterwords?
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:30 PM   #3
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Did he give you a towel and his number afterwords?
It was a girl
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:33 PM   #4
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It was a girl
Nikki99 tore you up, niccceeeee!
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:48 PM   #5
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Dman....
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:50 PM   #6
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Old 03-08-2017, 09:51 PM   #7
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have some goddam respect
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Old 03-08-2017, 10:55 PM   #8
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Old 03-08-2017, 11:30 PM   #9
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Damn, I was thinking how perfect the story would be if it was a Prius.
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Old 03-09-2017, 08:35 AM   #10
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so she was society leecher?
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Old 03-09-2017, 08:37 AM   #11
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Bummed by a commie....

Quite a life you lead there Johnn-Boi.
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