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03-07-2017, 10:57 PM
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Trump!
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A couple of funny JohnnyClips college stories
- Most girls I ever hooked up with in one day was at Providence College. Right before the bars closed at 2am the one day I took a girl home and showed her heaven. The next day I made out with a girl at a house party and banged her. Then around 7pm hooked up with a different girl, took her back to her place and banged her. She was staying with her sister and her roommate and I ended up banging the roommate just before midnight.
 Johnny SLAYS bitches...two of them were cheerleaders- I remember getting duped into driving this latino guy about 30 minutes away with his friend and my friend to a "house party". He claimed how great the party was and that it'd be all girls. We get to the townhouse, which is on campus and there are two girls there and 3 sketchy looking older black gentlemen. My spidey senses immediately kick in and I talk my friend into leaving after about an hour. The two latino guys we drove there said okay as they'll get a ride back in the morning. I drive out of the campus and onto the highway when my buddy gets a call. It's from one of the latino guys saying that they just got beat up and had their chains stolen My friend asks if we should turn around and I say no as we keep on a truckin'. I saw them both the next day and they both had black eyes and no chains |
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03-08-2017, 12:07 PM
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Trump!
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ha pretty cool
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03-08-2017, 12:31 PM
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Colonizer
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Sounds like you were just living the dream, Johnny!
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03-08-2017, 12:38 PM
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See signature :)
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I like the second sttory.
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03-08-2017, 12:40 PM
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Trump!
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