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Old 03-01-2017, 08:00 AM   #1
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Celebrate Irwin Jones Day!

How do you celebrate Irwin Jones Day?

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How do you celebrate Irwin Jones Day?

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that's everyday at my place lol!! been making subs but using tortillas, not bread ... great stuff..
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Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done
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Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done
It only builds my brand
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Step by step your brand may catch up in value with Trump brand
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Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done
You have a point ...
That is why I like fucking with them for sport sometimes ..

Like this little wood dummy with is racist posts ...
That likes to dog me like a school kid -- he has the mind of a 15 year old.
The kind of kid that got swirlys during class break in the boys room -- dumb piece of shit.
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You have a point ...
That is why I like fucking with them for sport sometimes ..

Like this little wood dummy with is racist posts ...
That likes to dog me like a school kid -- he has the mind of a 15 year old.
The kind of kid that got swirlys during class break in the boys room -- dumb piece of shit.
I'm in your head bro, just admit it
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You have a point ...
That is why I like fucking with them for sport sometimes ..

Like this little wood dummy with is racist posts ...
That likes to dog me like a school kid -- he has the mind of a 15 year old.
The kind of kid that got swirlys during class break in the boys room -- dumb piece of shit.
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On a serious note, did anyone notice rapid decline in BM posts on 1st through the 5th of each month? He pretty much vanishes and only comes here at night with gangsta jive while high on meth
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Never noticed but I don't take anyone around here that serious anymore ...
I assume no one takes what I say seriously either -- that doesn't keep me up nights.
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On a serious note, did anyone notice rapid decline in BM posts on 1st through the 5th of each month? He pretty much vanishes and only comes here at night with gangsta jive while high on meth
that's when he actually tries to type himself and his true intelligence (or lack thereof) is painfully exposed. I guess when the buzz is gone he realizes this and sticks to copying and pasting again for the rest of the month to collect his sig pennies.
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that's when he actually tries to type himself and his true intelligence (or lack thereof) is painfully exposed. I guess when the buzz is gone he realizes this and sticks to copying and pasting again for the rest of the month to collect his sig pennies.
He is like Big Ben clock. look, not one single article posted today but come 11PM he will be back writing about ak47s, gangbanging, ice-t, compton in his usual street thug chimp-english.
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Wow, brass is nowhere to be found. I hope he is not cashing out the entire check in one day.
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day 2 and still missing.
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Why do people have to show they have others blocked? That seems like 1st grade bullshit. Like i'm not your best friend anymore. Nobody cares who you blocked. JohnnyClips will not lose any sleep over that. Who knows maybe I am wrong. Someone please tell me why this is done
Oh another fake nic registered in May 2016 boohoo hooo

I'm showing the pattern of fake nic postings.

It's easier for people to see the patterns that I see when I screencap and show them.

In this thread though I'm showing the assholes I have blocked that think it's funny to be racist keyboard warriors.
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Thank God he is safe and back to posting news. 2 days is all it took

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I even had a thread about him missing almost every first of the month for a couple days. On one hand it may be jokes, but on the other - he might actually celebrate it and not post here due to that reason.
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I even had a thread about him missing almost every first of the month for a couple days. On one hand it may be jokes, but on the other - he might actually celebrate it and not post here due to that reason.
No, its for real. No joke and well known fact here. You stay the hell away from places like Walmart or hood friendly grocery stores. For about a week, then things go back to normal. I shop at Whole Foods for that reason only.
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Damn, accuracy. You know he was higher than kite!
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Love how you guys stalk the exotic brassmonkey, tracking it's every move, fascinated with its habits and goings ons
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Who the fuck is Irwin Jones, and why is everyone always on Brassmonkey's cock? I've never seen him lash out at anyone.
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Love how you guys stalk the exotic brassmonkey, tracking it's every move, fascinated with its habits and goings ons
Observing, not stalking. He is one of a kind for sure.
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Irwin is an old school G. You best recognize.
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Selective seeing. He, on separate instances, even threatened to kill multiple GFY members, not to mention numerous lesser threats over the years.
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Selective seeing. He, on separate instances, even threatened to kill multiple GFY members, not to mention numerous lesser threats over the years.
And don't forget about filing report with the head of interwebs police! I think that was after squealer drove by his house.
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Observing, not stalking. He is one of a kind for sure.
Bullshit.

If you guys were all drinking by the window at a bar and the infamous I. Jones walked past you'd all be tripping over yourselves to be first out the door to observe the gate of his walk, you'd be wispering to each other comparing opinions on everything from the strength of his broad shoulders to the muscle tone of his thighs and the estimated power of his kicking ability. You'd quietly follow him in amazement of his smooth walk, carefree confidence and shocking ability to get a glance from any passing female by simply flashing his glimmering smile, quickly disarming even the most circumspect of the species. If you guys were at the gym and I. Jones left his underwear on the bench while he showered you'd all goto blows over who got to sniff them first and Escorpio would draw blood to bury his nose in those briefs breathing in that exotic scent simply known as BM. You guys are obsessed.
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Bullshit.

If you guys were all drinking by the window at a bar and the infamous I. Jones walked past you'd all be tripping over yourselves to be first out the door to observe the gate of his walk, you'd be wispering to each other comparing opinions on everything from the strength of his broad shoulders to the muscle tone of his thighs and the estimated power of his kicking ability. You'd quietly follow him in amazement of his smooth walk, carefree confidence and shocking ability to get a glance from any passing female by simply flashing his glimmering smile, quickly disarming even the most circumspect of the species. If you guys were at the gym and I. Jones left his underwear on the bench while he showered you'd all goto blows over who got to sniff them first and Escorpio would draw blood to bury his nose in those briefs breathing in that exotic scent simply known as BM. You guys are obsessed.
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Bullshit.

If you guys were all drinking by the window at a bar and the infamous I. Jones walked past you'd all be tripping over yourselves to be first out the door to observe the gate of his walk, you'd be wispering to each other comparing opinions on everything from the strength of his broad shoulders to the muscle tone of his thighs and the estimated power of his kicking ability. You'd quietly follow him in amazement of his smooth walk, carefree confidence and shocking ability to get a glance from any passing female by simply flashing his glimmering smile, quickly disarming even the most circumspect of the species. If you guys were at the gym and I. Jones left his underwear on the bench while he showered you'd all goto blows over who got to sniff them first and Escorpio would draw blood to bury his nose in those briefs breathing in that exotic scent simply known as BM. You guys are obsessed.
I think the entire bar would go outside just to see 'ole Jones doing C-walk on a sidewalk. BTW, i only read the first part of you riddle. It got very gay and I stopped.
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Falls on Saturday. Now what?

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Falls on Saturday. Now what?

Now Irwin's at Walmart living large!

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Now Irwin's at Walmart living large!

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Very quiet today.. I should have figured it out. Silly me
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