Hey Beyonce, you wanna win Album of the Year? - GoFuckYourself.com

LovinNothin · 02-16-2017, 06:15 AM

Then write some music with a fucking MELODY.

No wonder Adel kicked your ass. Adel has songs, with MELODIES that people can remember and sing to.

Have you listened to your shit??? Lemonade is all beats, noises, anger and random singing notes with no structure. Just because you spent millions on theatrical mini movies to pad the sound track, that doesn't make the sound track memorable. Sure, it's cool, original and you have a great voice, BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN TO WRITE SONGS. YOU REMEMBER SONGS? MUSIC WITH ACTUAL MELODIES???

You're hanging out with Jay Z way to much in the studio and your music is morphing with his moronic out of date rap.

Try writing a brand new MELODY and I'm sure it will be a hit.

And... drop the fucking ego while you're at it. You are not the 2nd coming of Christ.

I've never seen an artist so full of herself while returning nothing but ego and self-righteousness.

Just write some songs and redeem yourself, otherwise, get off the cross.

bronco67 · 02-16-2017, 07:01 AM

It's a bunch of discombobulated noise that dumb people who usually listen to garbage music have mistaken for something avant garde. Overrated.

And I don't think she can sing very well. I saw her at SNL in the late 2000's and all I can remember was thinking "bitch can't sing". One thing about that SNL stage....it exposes you as a singer. If you don't have the pipes, it will show.

I'm sure there are girls with Youtube channels who can sing better.

Joshua G · 02-16-2017, 07:09 AM

Im shocked the grammys actually considered merit over skin color & politics.

Hey at least beyonce is cashing 7 figure checks shilling fake cop hate.

JFK · 02-16-2017, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Joshua G

Im shocked the grammys actually considered merit over skin color & politics.

Hey at least beyonce is cashing 7 figure checks shilling fake cop hate.

It's all about the "7 figure checks"

HowlingWulf · 02-16-2017, 01:01 PM

Yes, we must all listen to the resident GFY music critic.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-16-2017, 01:03 PM

Who watches or cares about this crap?

poncabare · 02-16-2017, 04:55 PM

so the times she has won, was it due to her only being black? wtf are these people talking about

nico-t · 02-16-2017, 05:06 PM

amen to that.

A lot of mainstream music annoys me, but Beyonce's music is like nails to a chalkboard to me... it is so extremely irritating. Every single song of her has this exact same effect, even if i dont know it's her at first. I'm convinced it's made with a formula that triggers a certain group into buying all of her worthless 'music', while having the complete opposite effect to the ones not falling for it.

atom · 02-17-2017, 10:52 AM

Matt 26z · 02-17-2017, 11:00 AM

I'm pretty sure you could lay any of her vocals over any of her songs and it wouldn't change the song much. She "sings" the same way in every song.

It's like how Jay Z just kind of yells instead of raps. She is the female version of Jay Z.

King Mark · 02-17-2017, 11:16 AM

I don't think I've ever heard Jay-Z raise his voice. Fuck is u talking about?

Beyonce is a fraud tho.

PR_Glen · 02-17-2017, 11:32 AM

can't be that terrible i guess, she was still nominated right?

nico-t · 02-17-2017, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by atom

o yea i forgot her spastic movements, what the fuck

everything is fucking horrible about her.

02-16-2017, 06:15 AM	#1
LovinNothin So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 565	Hey Beyonce, you wanna win Album of the Year? Then write some music with a fucking MELODY. No wonder Adel kicked your ass. Adel has songs, with MELODIES that people can remember and sing to. Have you listened to your shit??? Lemonade is all beats, noises, anger and random singing notes with no structure. Just because you spent millions on theatrical mini movies to pad the sound track, that doesn't make the sound track memorable. Sure, it's cool, original and you have a great voice, BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN TO WRITE SONGS. YOU REMEMBER SONGS? MUSIC WITH ACTUAL MELODIES??? You're hanging out with Jay Z way to much in the studio and your music is morphing with his moronic out of date rap. Try writing a brand new MELODY and I'm sure it will be a hit. And... drop the fucking ego while you're at it. You are not the 2nd coming of Christ. I've never seen an artist so full of herself while returning nothing but ego and self-righteousness. Just write some songs and redeem yourself, otherwise, get off the cross.

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	It's a bunch of discombobulated noise that dumb people who usually listen to garbage music have mistaken for something avant garde. Overrated. And I don't think she can sing very well. I saw her at SNL in the late 2000's and all I can remember was thinking "bitch can't sing". One thing about that SNL stage....it exposes you as a singer. If you don't have the pipes, it will show. I'm sure there are girls with Youtube channels who can sing better. __________________

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King Mark Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 24,263	I don't think I've ever heard Jay-Z raise his voice. Fuck is u talking about? Beyonce is a fraud tho. __________________

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Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	Im shocked the grammys actually considered merit over skin color & politics. Hey at least beyonce is cashing 7 figure checks shilling fake cop hate.

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poncabare Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: carmel Posts: 2,553	so the times she has won, was it due to her only being black? wtf are these people talking about

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,904	amen to that. A lot of mainstream music annoys me, but Beyonce's music is like nails to a chalkboard to me... it is so extremely irritating. Every single song of her has this exact same effect, even if i dont know it's her at first. I'm convinced it's made with a formula that triggers a certain group into buying all of her worthless 'music', while having the complete opposite effect to the ones not falling for it.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	I'm pretty sure you could lay any of her vocals over any of her songs and it wouldn't change the song much. She "sings" the same way in every song. It's like how Jay Z just kind of yells instead of raps. She is the female version of Jay Z.

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PR_Glen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 9,058	can't be that terrible i guess, she was still nominated right? __________________ webmaster at pimproll dot com