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Old 02-16-2017, 06:15 AM   #1
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Hey Beyonce, you wanna win Album of the Year?


Then write some music with a fucking MELODY.

No wonder Adel kicked your ass. Adel has songs, with MELODIES that people can remember and sing to.

Have you listened to your shit??? Lemonade is all beats, noises, anger and random singing notes with no structure. Just because you spent millions on theatrical mini movies to pad the sound track, that doesn't make the sound track memorable. Sure, it's cool, original and you have a great voice, BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN TO WRITE SONGS. YOU REMEMBER SONGS? MUSIC WITH ACTUAL MELODIES???

You're hanging out with Jay Z way to much in the studio and your music is morphing with his moronic out of date rap.

Try writing a brand new MELODY and I'm sure it will be a hit.

And... drop the fucking ego while you're at it. You are not the 2nd coming of Christ.

I've never seen an artist so full of herself while returning nothing but ego and self-righteousness.

Just write some songs and redeem yourself, otherwise, get off the cross.


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Old 02-16-2017, 07:01 AM   #2
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It's a bunch of discombobulated noise that dumb people who usually listen to garbage music have mistaken for something avant garde. Overrated.

And I don't think she can sing very well. I saw her at SNL in the late 2000's and all I can remember was thinking "bitch can't sing". One thing about that SNL stage....it exposes you as a singer. If you don't have the pipes, it will show.

I'm sure there are girls with Youtube channels who can sing better.
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:09 AM   #3
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Im shocked the grammys actually considered merit over skin color & politics.

Hey at least beyonce is cashing 7 figure checks shilling fake cop hate.
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Old 02-16-2017, 11:47 AM   #4
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Im shocked the grammys actually considered merit over skin color & politics.

Hey at least beyonce is cashing 7 figure checks shilling fake cop hate.
It's all about the "7 figure checks"
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Old 02-16-2017, 01:01 PM   #5
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Old 02-16-2017, 01:03 PM   #6
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Who watches or cares about this crap?
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Old 02-16-2017, 04:55 PM   #7
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so the times she has won, was it due to her only being black? wtf are these people talking about
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Old 02-16-2017, 05:06 PM   #8
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amen to that.

A lot of mainstream music annoys me, but Beyonce's music is like nails to a chalkboard to me... it is so extremely irritating. Every single song of her has this exact same effect, even if i dont know it's her at first. I'm convinced it's made with a formula that triggers a certain group into buying all of her worthless 'music', while having the complete opposite effect to the ones not falling for it.
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Old 02-17-2017, 10:52 AM   #9
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:00 AM   #10
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I'm pretty sure you could lay any of her vocals over any of her songs and it wouldn't change the song much. She "sings" the same way in every song.

It's like how Jay Z just kind of yells instead of raps. She is the female version of Jay Z.
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:16 AM   #11
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I don't think I've ever heard Jay-Z raise his voice. Fuck is u talking about?

Beyonce is a fraud tho.
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Old 02-17-2017, 11:32 AM   #12
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can't be that terrible i guess, she was still nominated right?
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:26 PM   #13
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o yea i forgot her spastic movements, what the fuck

everything is fucking horrible about her.
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