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Old 01-13-2017, 12:16 PM   #1
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"Hardon IOU" ...

My last date fortunately (almost miraculously I dare to say) ended up in casual sex. But unfortunately, and paraphrasing Macbeth's hungover porter, alcohol hindered my performance. I'm thinking of sending the poor girl a debit note for an erection. Ever tried that kind of dumb shit after failed sex?
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:44 AM   #2
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I do not see why she would refuse such a rare and generous gesture...
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You might say... It wasn't you, it was Jim Beam. I'd like to show you by taking you out properly and properly ending the night, if you so desire, not that I enjoy waiting, you are fucking h.a.w.t! But I want to show you the date we should have had and I think you deserve it. Do I?
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You might say... It wasn't you, it was Jim Beam. I'd like to show you by taking you out properly and properly ending the night, if you so desire, not that I enjoy waiting, you are fucking h.a.w.t! But I want to show you the date we should have had and I think you deserve it. Do I?
You're a gentleman ...
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I do not see why she would refuse such a rare and generous gesture...


Op, whats was the story, why miraculously?
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Op, whats was the story, why miraculously?
Girls in this town are beautiful but close to the amish when it comes to one-night stands ...
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So what was the story, how did you manage top get her in da sack
Embarrassing persistence and alcohol.
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