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clickity click · 05-29-2016, 05:18 PM

I don't mean going 40 in a 30 zone or parking illegally. I mean what real shit did you do.
I know you did something.

I did some naughty shit when I was younger.

Coup · 05-29-2016, 05:21 PM

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

clickity click · 05-29-2016, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Coup

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die

Cool. And how was it? How did you kill him?

SilentKnight · 05-29-2016, 05:25 PM

I shot the sheriff.

But I didn't shoot the deputy.

clickity click · 05-29-2016, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I shot the sheriff.

But I didn't shoot the deputy.

This is a serious question and I would like serious answers. Please refrain from posting drivel like the above poster.
Crime is no joking matter.

noshit · 05-29-2016, 05:31 PM

Think of all the good will this one thread bought to Jack Daniels. Not enough good will for us to drink it, probably, but still.

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clickity click · 05-29-2016, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by noshit

Think of all the good will this one thread bought to Jack Daniels. Not enough good will for us to drink it, probably, but still.

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No idea what you just said. Too much JD?

escorpio · 05-29-2016, 05:35 PM

Are you a cop?

shake · 05-29-2016, 05:45 PM

Got a parking ticket once.

clickity click · 05-29-2016, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Are you a cop?

Pretty sure you asked me before and as I said previously yes I am.
I ask the questions, not you.

420 · 05-29-2016, 05:48 PM

I smoke a weed once... while I was driving... a truck full of diamonds in amsterdam.

escorpio · 05-29-2016, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Pretty sure you asked me before and as I said previously yes I am.
I ask the questions, not you.

In that case I won't answer any questions without a lawyer present.

NatalieK · 05-29-2016, 05:59 PM

drink, drugs, sex & rocknroll

noshit · 05-29-2016, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

No idea what you just said. Too much JD?

Damn..! and... Not Yet!

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pimpmaster9000 · 05-29-2016, 06:17 PM

I sold generic viagra n nad coated tabs to prevent oxidation effects...its pretty serious shit and was a global thing...got paranoid after a few years and got out...did it for no reason at all...its amazing how stuff is easy to move and how corrupt everybody is...

Brian8377 · 05-29-2016, 06:17 PM

It would help if you gave a real answer. You start the thread but give you answer. That is what caused problems when you wanted people to say who they were LOL.
I would never post what I have done even if it was over ten years ago.

clickity click · 05-29-2016, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian8377

It would help if you gave a real answer. You start the thread but give you answer. That is what caused problems when you wanted people to say who they were LOL.
I would never post what I have done even if it was over ten years ago.

Why has Penny not shown boobs yet and anyway STFU.

Brian8377 · 05-29-2016, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Why has Penny not shown boobs yet and anyway STFU.

LOL dodging the question and If you knew me well enough you would have seen Penny's boobs many times for she use to post on here and I have posted pictures of her many times in the past

AdultKing · 05-29-2016, 08:21 PM

Smoked a ciggie in the non smoking area once.

Bladewire · 05-29-2016, 08:28 PM

Tore federal warning tag from pillow without consent.

Struggle4Bucks · 05-29-2016, 08:30 PM

kane · 05-29-2016, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Tore federal warning tag from pillow without consent.

You monster!!!!!

Lykos · 05-30-2016, 06:55 AM

Nothing much, trying not to do anything illegal ever

CaptainHowdy · 05-30-2016, 06:59 AM

Down by the river I shot my baby.

poncabare · 05-30-2016, 07:01 AM

Ripped off my mattress tags

_Richard_ · 05-30-2016, 07:14 AM

Pot and Hookers

however it was in Amsterdam, so make of this what you will (border guard asked, how we laughed. The 2nd level security room anyway. he didn't)

Bladewire · 05-30-2016, 08:12 AM

It's legal to kill your chickens but evidently if you fuck one people have all sorts of issues with it.

MrMaxwell · 05-30-2016, 10:09 AM

Absolutely nothing on earth
I am a white innocent virgin who has never been inside of a woman and I have always followed every law in every state at all times every time

woj · 05-30-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

I sold generic viagra n nad coated tabs to prevent oxidation effects...its pretty serious shit and was a global thing...got paranoid after a few years and got out...did it for no reason at all...its amazing how stuff is easy to move and how corrupt everybody is...

were you actually distributing the pills? or just driving traffic online to someone who was?

Paul Markham · 05-31-2016, 12:14 AM

I sold unlicensed videos. LOL

mavruda · 05-31-2016, 03:16 AM

I had to hid a criminal at my place, because he was threatening to kill me and all my friends... He killed my cat with knife and pulled the guts out on kitchen floor just to show me he's no fucking around. I heard on the news that he murdered three other people on gas station before coming to my place.

A real psycho... The good thing is he's gone, but when I forget to drink my pills he's showing up again....

pimpmaster9000 · 05-31-2016, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

were you actually distributing the pills? or just driving traffic online to someone who was?

I was a source and distributor...had everything from corrupt customs officials to US domestic shippers to envelopes full of cash arriving to my house collected in neighboring countries because mine was under complete sanctions so no payment went in or out...I was under investigation from the FBI there is no question about this...I was kinda big time and the whole thing made me sad and eventually I quit...

Matyko · 05-31-2016, 04:04 AM

I do psychedelics here and there [acid, mushrooms, etc]. Only in open air places during the warm seasons. It is a shame this is illegal though.

Mediamix · 05-31-2016, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

I don't mean going 40 in a 30 zone or parking illegally. I mean what real shit did you do.
I know you did something.

I did some naughty shit when I was younger.

I did a lot of shit, but I'm not going to talk about that on GFY.

PornWorx · 05-31-2016, 06:03 AM

Burnt down an abandoned building, it made the news. Pushed over some guys motorcycle when I was 13 to impress a girl, it did a lot of damage. Had an annoying neighbor so in the middle of the night I threw all of his lawn chairs and table and decorations in his pond. I download torrents. I cant remember, there are a bunch of things I have done. I have calmed down over the years though.

MrMaxwell · 05-31-2016, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

I was a source and distributor...had everything from corrupt customs officials to US domestic shippers to envelopes full of cash arriving to my house collected in neighboring countries because mine was under complete sanctions so no payment went in or out...I was under investigation from the FBI there is no question about this...I was kinda big time and the whole thing made me sad and eventually I quit...

For fuck sakes
I know that there's no way you could be serious
But you sound like someone who was what you said with the way you write at times

pimpmaster9000 · 05-31-2016, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

For fuck sakes
I know that there's no way you could be serious
But you sound like someone who was what you said with the way you write at times

You can go to china or india right now and do what I did. Find a lab that makes powders, have the powders pressed in to pills and coated...Front to random guys, everybody wants free shit. Send them say 5 tabs for test. You will not hear again from 3/4 of them but the 1/4 will want more...Front them 500-1000 tabs for sale....Half will fuck you over, half wont. Front more to those that pay for the previous batch....Start advertising and taking $$$ from customers in the USA and have your US domestic drop shippers fulfill the orders, pay them in goods if you can....They will have their own local clients and not exchanging money back and forth with you them keeps them safe....Viagra is easier to move than cocaine IMO...Educate them on proper US domestic sending techniques and procedures, expect half to fuck you over eventually....But the profit margin is so steep you literally need 3-4 guys sending for you and you are set. For receiving money you should get idiots to pick up the money by western union, never pick up the money yourself, give them a cut and never put them in temptation by giving them too much to pick up at once. Never have shit in your house ever....Never work or log in from your home computer ever. Getting busted is a choice it is not up to luck at all.

If you are really really baller you can import raw powders to the USA and press in to pills US domestic but this would take me like 3 pages to explain from the proper way to acquire medical equipment under the radar to getting raw materials to press the pill with and coat it to stop oxidation or making it in liquid form and selling in vials. 1kg raw powder is 20.000 x 50mg this is an easy 40K$ US domestic @2$/pill....You sell them as 100mg pills of course nobody will notice the difference between 50 and 100mg

Its amazing how much pills americans pop...no other country in the world is so medicated and so ready to try random shit sent to them by mail...I would never take a random tab somebody sends me...90% of my sales were to the USA they simply love medication...I remember this one guy who sold a "magic solution" to extract steroids from cow pellets to make an injectable solution for human use....it would dissolve the glue out of the pellets and you would be left with trenbolone acetate

JD · 05-31-2016, 10:50 AM

Typical vandal shit when I was kid. Some "grows" but nothing nuts.

Spunky · 05-31-2016, 10:55 AM

Stupid kid shit like steal from the big department stores,never from people.That was way back. I'm a law abiding boring citizen

deonbell · 05-31-2016, 11:05 AM

I am pretty good person.

So relieved there are no content thieves here.

deonbell · 05-31-2016, 11:36 AM

extortion, theft (digital and actual), running fake charities, conspiracy for kidnapping

LetterTwenty7 · 05-31-2016, 11:50 AM

How about the good things?! Not so interesting, I guess.

CurrentlySober · 05-31-2016, 12:13 PM

Overstayed my Visa in the US

Antonio · 05-31-2016, 12:35 PM

Today I stared at a girl's ass for like 20 minutes while she was walking in front of me. Not sure if that is illegal or just politically incorrect, but it was definitely worth it.

Relic · 05-31-2016, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Overstayed my Visa in the US

Did they send an ICE team after you?

MrMaxwell · 05-31-2016, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio

You can go to china or india right now and do what I did. Find a lab that makes powders, have the powders pressed in to pills and coated...Front to random guys, everybody wants free shit. Send them say 5 tabs for test. You will not hear again from 3/4 of them but the 1/4 will want more...Front them 500-1000 tabs for sale....Half will fuck you over, half wont. Front more to those that pay for the previous batch....Start advertising and taking $$$ from customers in the USA and have your US domestic drop shippers fulfill the orders, pay them in goods if you can....They will have their own local clients and not exchanging money back and forth with you them keeps them safe....Viagra is easier to move than cocaine IMO...Educate them on proper US domestic sending techniques and procedures, expect half to fuck you over eventually....But the profit margin is so steep you literally need 3-4 guys sending for you and you are set. For receiving money you should get idiots to pick up the money by western union, never pick up the money yourself, give them a cut and never put them in temptation by giving them too much to pick up at once. Never have shit in your house ever....Never work or log in from your home computer ever. Getting busted is a choice it is not up to luck at all.

If you are really really baller you can import raw powders to the USA and press in to pills US domestic but this would take me like 3 pages to explain from the proper way to acquire medical equipment under the radar to getting raw materials to press the pill with and coat it to stop oxidation or making it in liquid form and selling in vials. 1kg raw powder is 20.000 x 50mg this is an easy 40K$ US domestic @2$/pill....You sell them as 100mg pills of course nobody will notice the difference between 50 and 100mg

Its amazing how much pills americans pop...no other country in the world is so medicated and so ready to try random shit sent to them by mail...I would never take a random tab somebody sends me...90% of my sales were to the USA they simply love medication...I remember this one guy who sold a "magic solution" to extract steroids from cow pellets to make an injectable solution for human use....it would dissolve the glue out of the pellets and you would be left with trenbolone acetate

Well
I stand corrected, then

mineistaken · 05-31-2016, 03:29 PM

Frankly, I do not know/remember. Nothing big, well maybe the biggest - I tried to steal a bottle of liquer while being drunk. This might be the biggest illegal thing I have done/tried to do.

mineistaken · 05-31-2016, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Matyko

I do psychedelics here and there [acid, mushrooms, etc]. Only in open air places during the warm seasons. It is a shame this is illegal though.

Yeah, shame that frying your brain is illegal.

VSKevin · 05-31-2016, 03:44 PM

I think I sold grinded up oregano as weed kief when I was in high school.

Totally not illegal to sell oregano, but I needed cash and ripped off someone I didn't like... so that's a win. Surprisingly enough, the guy never approached me to get his money back.

Lol, high schoolers are stupid.l

clickity click · 05-31-2016, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Yeah, shame that frying your brain is illegal.

Since when have mushrooms been illegal?

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