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EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 09:29 AM

I don't know what my name is - It's a boring story but an interesting fact - What have you got?..

Colmike9 · 07-25-2015, 09:35 AM

I sneeze twice when I look at the sun..

aka123 · 07-25-2015, 09:39 AM

I can count to 3 with my fingers, but only with my right hand. With left hand to 2.

Rob · 07-25-2015, 09:40 AM

I have a phobia of roller-coasters. Have since I was a child. I'm not scared of heights, not scared of g-force, and not scared of speed. But for some reason, if I get on a roller-coaster it's panic attack city. Ive even seen therapists about it but still can't ride them.

Fact: The only roller-coaster I've ever actually ridden from beginning to end was the Hulk in Islands of Adventure. I was drunk as a monk and had enough Xanax in me to put down a Rhino. But I still rode it - can't say I remember much of it.

Rob · 07-25-2015, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

I sneeze twice when I look at the sun..

LOL! I sneeze three times when I look at the sun. My daughter sneezes four. I thought we were freaks.

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

I have a phobia of roller-coasters. Have since I was a child. I'm not scared of heights, not scared of g-force, and not scared of speed. But for some reason, if I get on a roller-coaster it's panic attack city. Ive even seen therapists about it but still can't ride them.

Fact: The only roller-coaster I've ever actually ridden from beginning to end was the Hulk in Islands of Adventure. I was drunk as a monk and had enough Xanax in me to put down a Rhino. But I still rode it - can't say I remember much of it.

I am OK with modern roller coasters - Even the really freaky ones - However I can not handle the old wooden clunkers - They freak me out - It's stupid because are the ones that have been proven to be safe over decades...

Colmike9 · 07-25-2015, 09:44 AM

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LOL! I sneeze three times when I look at the sun. My daughter sneezes four. I thought we were freaks.

Three times is too many. You are a freak, sir.

I think a lot of people do that, though, and the number is different and consistent with each person.

Rochard · 07-25-2015, 09:54 AM

I dropped out of high school as a teenager, but eventually went to college to get two degrees.

TheSquealer · 07-25-2015, 09:57 AM

i never drink milk that hasn't just been opened.
i never eat bruised fruit or vegetables.

Bladewire · 07-25-2015, 10:11 AM

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I don't know what my name is - It's a boring story but an interesting fact - What have you got?..

John

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CurrentlySober · 07-25-2015, 10:16 AM

i like poo...

(You didn't state a 'NEW' fact)

stoka · 07-25-2015, 10:30 AM

i have to brush my teeth in up to 15 minutes after every meal

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 10:34 AM

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i have to brush my teeth in up to 15 minutes after every meal

Do you take one out with you?..

I have to wash my hands after having a pee - If I am caught short I will burst before I break the rule...

L-Pink · 07-25-2015, 10:41 AM

I can tie my dick in a knot.

Barry-xlovecam · 07-25-2015, 10:41 AM

One day I sold $280,000 worth of discounted TD's (mortgages -- Deed of Trust) to a 'possibly' CIA front man in LA in 1978.

His check was from 123 Corp(NV) out of Vegas and the Deeds were to be vested to ZYX Corp (CA) **I changed the names but they were acronyms.
It was at a corporation that was a known CIA contractor**

My partners and I split a $16,000 commission when his check cleared in 8 days and we recorded the TD assignments with the LA County Clerk's Office. I bought a Hart Schaffner Marx suit and Bally loafers the next day. Score

aka123 · 07-25-2015, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Do you take one out with you?..

I have to wash my hands after having a pee - If I am caught short I will burst before I break the rule...

OK, here is an "interesting" fact. For real this time.

Yesterday I peed on a remote forest road and managed piss on my hand as my dog pulled from leash. I wiped my hand on pine leaves. Later on I washed my hands in swamp before eating some blueberries.

Nice story, right?

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I can tie my dick in a knot.

I could undo it with my tongue...

stoka · 07-25-2015, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Do you take one out with you?..

absolutely, i have a dozen of toothbrush-toothpaste sets, in travel and everyday bags, in my car and bike, in jackets, in each of the bathrooms ...

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

One day I sold $280,000 worth of discounted TD's (mortgages -- Deed of Trust) to a 'possibly' CIA front man in LA in 1978.

His check was from 123 Corp(NV) out of Vegas and the Deeds were to be vested to ZYX Corp (CA) **I changed the names but they were acronyms.
It was at a corporation that was a known CIA contractor**

My partners and I split a $16,000 commission when his check cleared in 8 days and we recorded the TD assignments with the LA County Clerk's Office. I bought a Hart Schaffner Marx suit and Bally loafers the next day. Score

Damn, that's when $280k was a lot of money...

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123

OK, here is an "interesting" fact. For real this time.

Yesterday I peed on a remote forest road and managed piss on my hand as my dog pulled from leash. I wiped my hand on pine leaves. Later on I washed my hands on swamp before eating some blueberries.

Nice story, right?

Ah!..

Go away you freak

!....

JK - I don't mind other peoples (That's a whole new thread) - It's my own that freaks me out...

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 10:50 AM

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absolutely, i have a dozen of toothbrush-toothpaste sets, in travel and everyday bags, in my car and bike, in jackets, in each of the bathrooms ...

Your names not Kevin is it?..

L-Pink · 07-25-2015, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I could undo it with my tongue...

Not if I tie it in a double-slip knot.

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Not if I tie it in a double-slip knot.

You have 2 cocks? - Ian's Shoelace Site - Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot - We really need to meet...

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:17 AM

I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:18 AM

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I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

I haven't been to Argentina either.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

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I haven't been to Argentina either.

Nor China.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:19 AM

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I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

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I haven't been to Argentina either.

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Nor China.

Or Nigeria.

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I haven't been to Argentina either.

I think you need to read the title again

...

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I haven't been to Argentina either.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Nor China.

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Or Nigeria.

I've been to France though

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

I haven't been to Argentina either.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Nor China.

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Or Nigeria.

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I've been to France though

And Spain.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I think you need to read the title again

...

They are interesting facts about myself.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:23 AM

I don't yet have enough points for a GFY hoodie yet either.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:24 AM

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I don't yet have enough points for a GFY hoodie yet either.

But i will soon.

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 11:31 AM

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And Spain.

OK 'Spain' - That's a start - By any chance did you have a passionate affair with a Pamplona bull runners wife and when he found out he challenged to run with the bulls with him - He was sadly trampled and you married her - His ghost turned up at the wedding and she died at the altar?..

That would be interesting

.....

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

OK 'Spain' - That's a start - By any chance did you have a passionate affair with a Pamplona bull runners wife and when he found out he challenged to run with the bulls with him - He was sadly trampled and you married her - His ghost turned up at the wedding and she died at the altar?..

That would be interesting

.....

No but i did watch the sun go down on a beach in Ibiza. Interesting enough?

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:34 AM

oh ....oh ..... oh .......
I walked down to the shops today rather than driving!

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:34 AM

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oh ....oh ..... oh .......
I walked down to the shops today rather than driving!

And i'm typing this on a laptop rather than the tower PC i normally use.

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:35 AM

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And i'm typing this on a laptop rather than the tower PC i normally use.

while watching Despicable Me on ITV

rogueteens · 07-25-2015, 11:36 AM

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while watching Despicable Me on ITV

Even though I've seen it before.

EddyTheDog · 07-25-2015, 11:37 AM

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while watching Despicable Me on ITV

I feel we are moving even further away from 'Interesting'...

At least try some BS.....

jimmycooper · 07-25-2015, 11:39 AM

During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks.

wehateporn · 07-25-2015, 11:40 AM

I once found some woman's father (Google), put them in touch for the first time, then he died

JuicyBunny · 07-25-2015, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks.

So you and Arnold have something in common. Like Throm.

I love fucking the help. Don't get me wrong.

jimmycooper · 07-25-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JuicyBunny

So you and Arnold have something in common. Like Throm.

I love fucking the help. Don't get me wrong.

excuse me, throm? even back in the coke dick days, I never left home without a cialis.

Keys, coke, cell phone, wallet, cialis, sunglasses. always.

Best-In-BC · 07-25-2015, 01:07 PM

6'3, white, 245, and a big dick :D oh, and my cock size isn't bad ether ;)

Bladewire · 07-25-2015, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

6'3, white, 245, and a big dick :D oh, and my cock size isn't bad ether ;)

I'll take 2 please

Colmike9 · 07-25-2015, 03:43 PM

Someone wanted to buy me another car today and I was like 'nah' because I wanted to sleep in....

clickity click · 07-25-2015, 03:45 PM

I am the most perverted forum member.

Quine · 07-25-2015, 03:50 PM

I have severe haemophilia (this curse is present in about 1 in 5,000–10,000 male births).

pornmasta · 07-25-2015, 04:26 PM

Yesterday i stole a cock from a fox in the forest.
cool story, isn't it ?

07-25-2015, 09:29 AM	#1
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07-25-2015, 09:40 AM	#4
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	I have a phobia of roller-coasters. Have since I was a child. I'm not scared of heights, not scared of g-force, and not scared of speed. But for some reason, if I get on a roller-coaster it's panic attack city. Ive even seen therapists about it but still can't ride them. Fact: The only roller-coaster I've ever actually ridden from beginning to end was the Hulk in Islands of Adventure. I was drunk as a monk and had enough Xanax in me to put down a Rhino. But I still rode it - can't say I remember much of it. __________________

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07-25-2015, 11:39 AM	#41
jimmycooper Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Location: Manhattan Posts: 4,016	During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks. __________________

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