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Old 05-25-2015, 08:30 PM   #1
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Does the cheap bra and subpar body make men want to buy this?

Really?

I just found it amusing.

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Old 05-25-2015, 08:37 PM   #2
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Old 05-25-2015, 08:38 PM   #3
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I'm sure 100 guys will call and go check it out with no desire to purchase it expecting the girl to be there and then pretend to be interested and then leave with a "Let me think about it" So probably does more harm than good as you'll waste your time showing it to people that aren't interested along with 100 emails "does the girl come with it"
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to some thats not subpar
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Old 05-26-2015, 04:57 AM   #5
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I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower
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Old 05-26-2015, 06:30 AM   #8
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I just called and the girl and bra does not come with the mower
Thank god? lol
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Old 05-26-2015, 06:32 AM   #9
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to some thats not subpar
Well her terrible outfit makes it look like it is. She certainly could look better if she wasn't hanging out in her ugly bra and shorts with those awful sneakers.

She could have dressed like a cowgirl, withi a shirt tied in the middle and some tight jean shorts, probably would have been better.

I wonder if they hired the girl to come down and do that or if dude just told his daughter to jump on and take off her clothes.
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Old 05-26-2015, 08:55 AM   #12
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You have to remember for some people.... Photographing their spouse or girlfriend partially naked outside is a huge thrill for them.

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Old 05-26-2015, 10:34 AM   #13
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What's wrong with south jersey?????

Not like it's NORTH Jersey! Then you really are in trouble.
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I think they were just using her as a reference as in, this girl has seen more use than this mower has.
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Old 05-26-2015, 11:15 AM   #16
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Old 05-26-2015, 11:17 AM   #17
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What's wrong with south jersey?????

Not like it's NORTH Jersey! Then you really are in trouble.
Haha I think you have it backwards! South Jersey is like a different region of the country compared to exit 105+

We dont take pictures of our women on ride on mowers here. We usually just pay someone to come mow it for us
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Old 05-26-2015, 11:20 AM   #18
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Haha I think you have it backwards! South Jersey is like a different region of the country compared to exit 105+

We dont take pictures of our women on ride on mowers here. We usually just pay someone to come mow it for us
Thank GOD. You guys can barely drive let alone get straight mowing lines.
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It's cool though. I can't mow a straight line to save my freeking life!!!!!

I giggled at how my husband would probably convulse if he saw my crooked mowing lines, then snapped a picture to send when he annoys me.

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Well her terrible outfit makes it look like it is. She certainly could look better if she wasn't hanging out in her ugly bra and shorts with those awful sneakers.

She could have dressed like a cowgirl, withi a shirt tied in the middle and some tight jean shorts, probably would have been better.

I wonder if they hired the girl to come down and do that or if dude just told his daughter to jump on and take off her clothes.
It got you to notice the ad; first part of the mission accomplished.
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:42 PM   #22
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Thank GOD. You guys can barely drive let alone get straight mowing lines.
I know its probably really hard for you guys to navigate more than a 2 lane road. I never noticed any driving issues around here though. Closer to NYC exit 140+ is clusterfuck city
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Better than some old pasty guy with a beer gut wearing a speedo.

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I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts.
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Same thing happens to me with the Sears catalog.
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I hope a fat girl pins you down, sits on your face naked, and farts.
She would be farting from all the crap food she shovels into her body. The lifestyle of the typical North America female and their eating habits is sickening to me.

The "big is beautiful" campaign is equally disgusting. Obesity is prone to diabetes, heart disease, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea (i could go on) and should NOT be glamorized.

I know people close to me that have RUINED their lives especially into their senior years SOLELY because of weight gain. and i find it SICKENING that people CHOOSE to not solve or prevent a problem they 100% CONTROL.
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I know its probably really hard for you guys to navigate more than a 2 lane road.
Who needs more than two? We are in no rush around here.

All I really need is a dirt road and a 4 wheeler =)
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Who needs more than two? We are in no rush around here.

All I really need is a dirt road and a ride on mower =)
Fixed that for ya!
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Some people pay good money for that sort of thing.
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