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CaptainHowdy · 10-30-2014, 11:05 PM

Most choices may seem obvious but I encourage you to go and watch any of these with a "fresh pair of eyes" or else go and watch one of those contemporary horror movies that resemble a colonoscopy footage. Enjoy!

Pet Sematary (1989)
One of my dearest movies from the VHS rental frenzy of the late 80's. Stephen King's unhinged eyes staring straight into death.

The Exorcist III (1990)
The first "Exorcist" would be just too easy to list. This terryfing movie exposed me to my own sense of mortality at a very tender age so it ranks really high for me.

Poltergeist (1982)
The horror movie everybody think they saw but few actually did. Now go watch it.

Suspiria (1977)
Terror elevated to the dignity of art.

Eden Lake (2008)
Somewhere between "Funny Games" and "Cabin Fever" (and much closer to "Straw Dogs") there's this brutal british horror gem. The plausibility of it all makes this movie terrifying.

Under The Skin (2014)
The mother of all horrors: being human.

Scenes from a Marriage (1977)
What's scarier than married life? A film filled with demons (more than in the whole "Night Of The Demons" trilogy).

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2014, 08:06 AM

Happy Halloween, guys!!

Magnetron · 10-31-2014, 08:17 AM

Just don't make the mistake of watching Poltergeist 2.

MrBottomTooth · 10-31-2014, 08:17 AM

I really liked Under the Skin. Even without the Scarlet Johansson full frontal nudity, it was worth watching. (although that certainly made it better)

John-ACWM · 10-31-2014, 08:37 AM

Sweet list. I might watch again Pet Sematary.

romeo22 · 10-31-2014, 08:41 AM

Eden Lake is awesome!

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2014, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron

Just don't make the mistake of watching Poltergeist 2.

That movie was like OfferGrind: you can't blame them for trying.

scubadiver626 · 10-31-2014, 09:26 AM

Watched cabin in the woods last night. Great movie nasty monster flick.

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2014, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by scubadiver626

Watched cabin in the woods last night. Great movie nasty monster flick.

I still have to see that one ...

brassmonkey · 10-31-2014, 02:37 PM

you can never top my list!

trick r treat (cheesy but good)
vacancy
the hitcher old and new version
open grave

id butter her boooooobies!

SilentKnight · 10-31-2014, 02:41 PM

The Ring was one of the better ones in recent memory.

xNetworx · 10-31-2014, 02:45 PM

You're Next was a fun movie - just watched it again

brassmonkey · 10-31-2014, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

The Ring was one of the better ones in recent memory.

one and two are good

i watched both a lot last year. racheal that what he called his mom!

dyna mo · 10-31-2014, 02:51 PM

nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.

SilentKnight · 10-31-2014, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.

Your uncle is Tobe Hooper?

Damn...always liked his flicks.

TCM will always be a classic.

VSKimi · 10-31-2014, 02:54 PM

Love the list!! One more to add on, still gives me the heeby jeebies! Happy Halloween!

brassmonkey · 10-31-2014, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.

it went just stupid!

there's like 8 movies. the old guys in both scared the shit out of me

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2014, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.

He actually directed it, right?? I was about to add the "Whoever directed it" line to the Poltergeist description since many think that it was Steven Spielberg the actual director. My respects to your uncle.

The "Phantasm" movies are awesome indeed.

dyna mo · 10-31-2014, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Your uncle is Tobe Hooper?

Damn...always liked his flicks.

TCM will always be a classic.

yeah, his son and I spent summers together in austin back when we were growing up, we made toy monsters and shit all the time.

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

He actually directed it, right?? I was about to add the "Whoever directed it" line to the Poltergeist description since many think that it was Steven Spielberg the actual director. My respects to your uncle.

The "Phantasm" movies are awesome indeed.

oh yah, we all went to that premiere in austin, tx! I'm sure he's grateful you still enjoy his movie(s).

TeenCat · 10-31-2014, 03:26 PM

no harry potter?

happy halloween guys and girls

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2014, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

oh yah, we all went to that premiere in austin, tx! I'm sure he's grateful you still enjoy his movie(s).

That is a true GFY revelation! "Spontaneous Combustion" is one of my favorites and that became one of the greatest fears in my life.

As soon as my best friend's son is allowed to watch horror movies I'll be giving him one of my copies of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" as a gift.

Jeffmage · 10-31-2014, 03:37 PM

I will recommend the original Halloween.

I remember going to the premier on Halloween of 1979 or so. It was a very scary movie and the soundtrack made it even better.

Donald Pleasance made a career of being in spooky movies. He was awesome.

brassmonkey · 10-31-2014, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeffmage

I will recommend the original Halloween.

I remember going to the premier on Halloween of 1979 or so. It was a very scary movie and the soundtrack made it even better.

Donald Pleasance made a career of being in spooky movies. He was awesome.

Donald Pleasence R.I.P. he will visit you 2 nite. serve pork and beans and a chocolate blunt!v his favorites

dyna mo · 10-31-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That is a true GFY revelation! "Spontaneous Combustion" is one of my favorites and that became one of the greatest fears in my life.

As soon as my best friend's son is allowed to watch horror movies I'll be giving him one of my copies of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" as a gift.

The meat hook scene lingers long in the memory.............

still wigs me out

SilentKnight · 10-31-2014, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

He actually directed it, right?? I was about to add the "Whoever directed it" line to the Poltergeist description since many think that it was Steven Spielberg the actual director. My respects to your uncle.

The "Phantasm" movies are awesome indeed.

He also did Salem's Lot (the tv movie) back in the day. I remember that was extremely well done.

He did Lifeforce - if memory serves - a naked alien chick walked around a lot.

dyna mo · 10-31-2014, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

He also did Salem's Lot (the tv movie) back in the day. I remember that was extremely well done.

He did Lifeforce - if memory serves - a naked alien chick walked around a lot.

hah, lifeforce was his first and last big budget blockbuster. it tanked......that chick was crazy hot though. I kinda like it.

one of his that gets overlooked is the funhouse, it's creepy!

SilentKnight · 10-31-2014, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

hah, lifeforce was his first and last big budget blockbuster. it tanked......that chick was crazy hot though. I kinda like it.

She had an awesome rack, for sure.

dyna mo · 10-31-2014, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

She had an awesome rack, for sure.

that is approaching ridiculous levels of hotness! dangggggggggggggggggggg

brassmonkey · 10-31-2014, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

that is approaching ridiculous levels of hotness! dangggggggggggggggggggg

and this one?

http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attac...ot-girl%20.att

dyna mo · 10-31-2014, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

and this one?

http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attac...ot-girl%20.att

well, that's what her face, her name escapes me but solo gal, yeah, uber hot certainly. lokk at those tiddies!

i
m distracted nowe.

Magnetron · 11-01-2014, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffmage

I will recommend the original Halloween.

I remember going to the premier on Halloween of 1979 or so. It was a very scary movie and the soundtrack made it even better.

Donald Pleasance made a career of being in spooky movies. He was awesome.

Rife with so many editing flaws it is not even funny. Same with the first sequel. But it doesn't stop me from watching them every year. And every time I see something new that makes absolutely no sense.

The Porn Nerd · 11-01-2014, 08:58 AM

I like The Addams Family and Addams Family Values.

:D

CaptainHowdy · 11-01-2014, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I like The Addams Family and Addams Family Values.

:D

brassmonkey · 11-01-2014, 12:22 PM

sum of you dont know what horror is.

the original texas chainsaw massacre
any of the saw movies they are as hardcore as it gets in gore

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2017, 11:57 AM

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bronco67 · 10-31-2017, 06:03 PM

Don't forget The Descent.

There's been a few recent horror movies I've seen which are pretty good:
Conjuring 2
The Babadook
Oculus
Train to Busan ( insane movie)
It Follows

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